Why is it that when you talk shit about someone, they are always standing directly behind you?

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Really, why is this? On the rare occasions that I actually make a comment about someone that I shouldn't (ex. MY BOSS), why is it that despite the fact that I look around before being a wiseass, the object of my derision manages to appear directly behind me?

IS GOD PUNISHING ME?!@

― Laura E (laurae55), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

You live in sitcom.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:09 (twenty-two years ago)

why is it that despite the fact that I look around before being a wiseass, the object of my derision manages to appear directly behind me

It's because you can't turn your head all the way around

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, read "someone" as "people" in the subject title.

Hiding from boss = no time to grammar check

― Laura E (laurae55), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

laura, steal me health food from work.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Fucking ILX morons...

oh...HI!!!

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Ian, what do you want?

― Laura E (laurae55), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, nothing really. i was joking!

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

NOT THAT I WOULD HAVE DONE IT LOL

But I can get you 30% off on whatever your little heart desires.

― Laura E (laurae55), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

my heart is two sizes two big, thankyouverymuch.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, someone just called me at the store and asked if we can sell him a supplement to flush drugs from his system before a urine test. Then he talked to me about how awesome pot is for a while.

― Laura E (laurae55), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you sell those???

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

You should have told him to eat lots and lots of frosted cupcakes.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

NO the owners think it is unethical. We sell fat, liver, and heavy metal cleansers, but I told him not to fool around with it and just go to GNC instead.

― Laura E (laurae55), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Tell him to drink a gallon of milk in under 30 minutes.

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

xpost

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Seriously, people think I'm a doctor because I work here or something. They'd probably do it.

If I were a worse person, I'm sure my job could be more hilarious

― Laura E (laurae55), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Hilarity!

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

i do this all the time, usually when drunk. someone will point out my horrible blunder to me, which is my cue to shout, "you know what? i hope they did hear me!"

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)

You could have had him drinking bottles of canola oil!

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Hevy Metal cleansers? Like a really hygienic Manowar?

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 17 June 2004 07:39 (twenty-two years ago)

the classic one is when you comment on something somebody's written in an email in the office and then they walk past and you think, either the email has taken a ridiculous amount to arrive or else they must've pressed Send and leapt from their seat!

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 17 June 2004 07:44 (twenty-two years ago)

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