Invent a new ILX controversy

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I'm sick of the Calum/Jon/Vice throwdowns. What should be the new hot topic for circular, macho chest-beating 800-post threads?

― St. Nicholas Ridiculous (Nick A.), Friday, 18 June 2004 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)

no fat chicks?

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 18 June 2004 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

fat chicks adorned with exotic flora, drinkin' 40s and listenin' to easy-e on ipods lodged in their fatrolls.

― x Jeremy (Atila the Honeybun), Friday, 18 June 2004 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan is actually a white man.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 18 June 2004 16:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Matos and Momus are the same person.

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 18 June 2004 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned Raggett is made up of seven different posters.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 18 June 2004 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

we covered that yesterday in the "Soul Plane"-hstencil-mistakes-A.O. Scott-for-black thread.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 18 June 2004 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

xpost to Velveteen Bingo I mean.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 18 June 2004 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I dunno, I like the idea I was talked about in the Soul Plane thread that way!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 June 2004 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

the Corn Laws MUST be repealed.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Friday, 18 June 2004 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I like that as well.

― Ned Ragget (Gear!), Friday, 18 June 2004 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I think we should replace all discussion of Vice magazine with discussion of Ladies Home Journal. And it should be retroactive: we should replace the word "Vice" with "Ladies Home Journal" in all old threads.

― St. Nicholas Ridiculous (Nick A.), Friday, 18 June 2004 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I like that as well.

Astounding!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 June 2004 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I hear the editor smokes catnip!

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 18 June 2004 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

VAGINAS ARE GROSS
http://www.eblox.com/lechner/hygene.jpg

― Jon Williams!!!!! (ROFFLE!@!@!@) (ex machina), Friday, 18 June 2004 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

bugle argle schlepze izm rawk mommas

― kephm, Friday, 18 June 2004 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.klounada.ru/COLLECT_HTML/clounada/MOMUS/momus-05.jpg

― M0MUS, Friday, 18 June 2004 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Jon and Ian secrethomolovenest shockah!

― x Jeremy (Atila the Honeybun), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

WHY, IN THIS AGE OF CSS, MUST WE SUFFER FROM UNDERLINED LINKS! DID WE LOSE A WAR?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

"secret" xpost

― bnw (bnw), Friday, 18 June 2004 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

we should be able to have a user stylesheet block in prefs so people can make ilx purty

― Jon Williams!!!!! (ROFFLE!@!@!@) (ex machina), Friday, 18 June 2004 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

by "make ilx purty" do you mean something like this?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 18 June 2004 18:04 (twenty-two years ago)

That N. picture is still the greatest thing ever, BTW.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 June 2004 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

argh!!!!

― Jon Williams!!!!! (ROFFLE!@!@!@) (ex machina), Friday, 18 June 2004 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

he looks like the lady in the radiator.

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG!!!!!!!

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

*sings* "In Ilx, everything is fine"

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I got it: Pazz & Jop! [oh wait . . .]

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Friday, 18 June 2004 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

people with gmail
lording it over the rest--
class warfare and guilt

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Friday, 18 June 2004 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

A couple of nights ago on a foggy eve I was finally able to meet the legendary Chuck Eddy! We talked about music over drinks, him trying to sell me on Big and Rich, and me trying to sell him on Neko Case. It was a friendly, wonderful conversation. He left before I, and I finished my drink. I noticed he had left his hat behind, but remembered that he lived only a few blocks up at an address he had mentioned earlier ("a large, severe-looking gray mansion, wrought iron gates, and a black hawk adorning the entrance...it cannot be missed!" he had assured me). I walked up the street and sure enough, there was the house. I went up and knocked on the door. An elderly woman answered and I showed her the stylish hat and asked "Is Chuck Eddy here? He left his hat at the bar down the street." She fell to the ground with a cry of despair! I knelt down and asked her "whatever is the matter?" She grasped my shoulder and moaned "what demon has sent you? I haven't seen my brother since....since...." she gestured towards the door. "He is in the yard! Take the hat to him THERE!"

Confused, I staggered out the door. I gazed about the yard and saw nothing. No Chuck Eddy. Just the thick fog, the trees shrouding the property within the menacing fence. I walked deeper into the yard and tripped! I fell with a shout and turned about to send a frustrated kick to whatever branch, stone, or plant had caused me to fall. BUT FRIENDS! It was none of the above. For I had tripped over...

http://www.getnet.com/~jcarhart/Stephen%20Carhart%20Files/charles%20edward%20carhart%20headstone.jpg

...from this day forward, my hair has been as white as snow.

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 18 June 2004 22:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I will finally decide to start posting to ILX again, only to leave after three days after I unwittingly use the phrase "as a token of my appreciation..." and a bunch of people just flip out like I slapped their mommas

(PS: I still give a big middle fingah to playa hatas ILM-wide; I'm going to see Prince tonite and YOU'RE NOT)

― Nate in ST.P exile (natedetritus), Friday, 18 June 2004 22:37 (twenty-two years ago)

In twenty years you can sleep in a race car.

http://www.rob-clarkson.com/duff-brewery/kirkvanhouten/01.jpg

(hey, they SAID invent a new ILX controversy!)

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 19 June 2004 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

Sick of Kate/Jon bullshit. New controversy please.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 21 October 2005 15:46 (twenty years ago)

A certain ilxor, has done something, sometime, that was a bit naughty shock, horror.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 21 October 2005 15:51 (twenty years ago)

Momus is a pedophile.

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 21 October 2005 15:52 (twenty years ago)

momuz busted for kiddie porn

x-post (holy fuck!)

― lal, Friday, 21 October 2005 15:54 (twenty years ago)

A certain ilxor is a fare dodger.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 21 October 2005 15:54 (twenty years ago)

Certainly.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 October 2005 15:55 (twenty years ago)

A certain ILXor started making up portions of a certain irrational number.

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 21 October 2005 15:58 (twenty years ago)

Fare dodger

Fair dodger

Fair dodgem

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 21 October 2005 15:58 (twenty years ago)

I HEARD from a FRIEND OF A FRIEND that TWO CERTAIN MALE NYC ILXORS were CAUGHT MAKING OUT behind the SODA MACHINE!!!

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 21 October 2005 15:59 (twenty years ago)

ilxor fails to overanalyze every nuance of their life. OMG!

― sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight) (katharine), Friday, 21 October 2005 16:01 (twenty years ago)

(xpost) Oh c'mon, it was Tracer Hand and Mike Daddino, we all know that.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 21 October 2005 16:01 (twenty years ago)

A certain ILXor started making up portions of a certain irrational number.

You shameless reprehensible liar. I didn't make them up, I let other people make them up for me.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 October 2005 16:02 (twenty years ago)

Tracer's a nice chappie but he's so so so not my type, and what constitutes "my type" I have made obnxiously clear on these boards before and is easily much more of a scandal than any shameful sweaty Tracer/Daddino liasion.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 21 October 2005 16:05 (twenty years ago)

a certain ilxor listening to a certain ratio inserted his certainly circular pack of certs into a circus elephants' cervix

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 21 October 2005 16:06 (twenty years ago)

A certain ilxor was repremanded by an OAP for queue jumping, the certain ilxor was certainly embarassed!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 21 October 2005 16:07 (twenty years ago)

There's a certain ilxor I've been in love with a long, long time. What's his name? Can't tell you. No.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 21 October 2005 16:09 (twenty years ago)

(Not strictly true, btw.)

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 21 October 2005 16:09 (twenty years ago)

There's a certain ilxor I've been in love with a long, long time. What's her name? Can't tell you. No.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 21 October 2005 16:13 (twenty years ago)

CONTROVERSY!

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 21 October 2005 16:13 (twenty years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/1b/Prince_Shower.jpg/200px-Prince_Shower.jpg

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 21 October 2005 16:22 (twenty years ago)

There's payola on the ilxor last.fm charts

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 21 October 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

i like to imagine that that prince photo was taken in his parents' shower.

― katrina vanden roffle (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 22 October 2005 07:34 (twenty years ago)

Momus is a pedophile.

it said INVENT lololololololoooool

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Saturday, 22 October 2005 08:43 (twenty years ago)

TOMBOT is really Jared from Subway.

― Innocent Suggestion, Saturday, 22 October 2005 12:09 (twenty years ago)

http://www.relajateconsubway.com/images/jared_foto.jpg

― Innocent Suggestion, Saturday, 22 October 2005 12:12 (twenty years ago)

mark sinkeresteban buttez

― think about it, Saturday, 22 October 2005 14:24 (twenty years ago)

ilx to be sued

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 22 October 2005 14:33 (twenty years ago)

esteban cuttez

― katrina vanden roffle (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 22 October 2005 14:36 (twenty years ago)

Marissa Marchant discovered to be the most successful gimmick ever

― Mickey (modestmickey), Saturday, 22 October 2005 16:21 (twenty years ago)

esteban cuttez

if yo callin me a emo goth self-cutter kat then i am going to CUT JOO (with a knife and a spoon)

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Saturday, 22 October 2005 16:53 (twenty years ago)

Amaturist is a virgin.

― shookout (shookout), Saturday, 22 October 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago)

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