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Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo.
This is a gramtically correct sentence. Buffalo, as a verb, means 'to con.'

― Gilles Meloche (Gilles Meloche), Saturday, 19 June 2004 02:13 (twenty-two years ago)

gramatically, that is.

― Gilles Meloche (Gilles Meloche), Saturday, 19 June 2004 02:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Just fix those capitalization problems and you'll have something there.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 19 June 2004 02:30 (twenty-two years ago)

His eyes slid down the front of her dress.

"'Oh!' he ejaculated."

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 19 June 2004 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread isn't going so well.

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 19 June 2004 02:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Why don't you just throw the horse over the fence some hay?

― jim wentworth (wench), Saturday, 19 June 2004 02:38 (twenty-two years ago)

OK, Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo baffalo. There it is. Now this thread can precede happily. :-)

― Gilles Meloche (Gilles Meloche), Saturday, 19 June 2004 02:48 (twenty-two years ago)

That sentence needs a Garafalo.

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 19 June 2004 02:50 (twenty-two years ago)

And Mark Ruffalo.

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 19 June 2004 02:53 (twenty-two years ago)

MISPELLED THE LAST BUFFALO. JESUS-FUCK-A-LO!

― Gilles Meloche (Gilles Meloche), Saturday, 19 June 2004 02:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Robin Hood and Little John
Walkin' through the forest
Laughin' back and forth
At what the other'ne has to say
Reminiscin', This-'n'-thattin'
Havin' such a good time
Oo-de-lally, Oo-de-lally
Jesus fuck-a-lo

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 19 June 2004 02:59 (twenty-two years ago)

(The lysol douche vadgeapalooza thread has me reading everything in meter now.)

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 19 June 2004 03:00 (twenty-two years ago)

"And" six times in a row

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 19 June 2004 06:59 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

But despite the voluminous data on homelessness, she says, prevention has proven elusive.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 3 December 2005 07:01 (twenty years ago)

I don't get how "Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo" is a sentence. Buffalo con buffalo con buffalo? Con con con con con?

― Abbadabba Berman (Hurting), Saturday, 3 December 2005 14:29 (twenty years ago)

Buffalos from Buffalo con buffalos from Buffalo, I guess.

― Alba (Alba), Saturday, 3 December 2005 14:42 (twenty years ago)

ah neek, you're so smart.

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 3 December 2005 21:38 (twenty years ago)

I guess that means the sentence is distinct from the very-different "Buffalo Buffalo buffalo, buffalo buffalo," which might be a way of explaining that once you've conned buffalo from Buffalo, you pretty much know everything you're gonna learn about conning buffalo.

― nabiscothingy, Saturday, 3 December 2005 21:45 (twenty years ago)

i don't think i care much about conning buffalo. does that make me a bad person?

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 3 December 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)

Just avoid going to Buffalo, which seems to be full of the critters.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 3 December 2005 21:48 (twenty years ago)

"Eagle eagles eagle Eagle" would be about birds from Colorado who are really good at golf. There is no place called "weasel," I don't think, but I bet there's a place called "Crane." (Can you crane a crane?)

― nabiscothingy, Saturday, 3 December 2005 21:48 (twenty years ago)

Sundar is in Buffalo now. perhaps he would know?

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 3 December 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago)

Okay so now what if the British/African singer of "Kiss from a Rose" started laminating marine mammals?

― nabiscothingy, Saturday, 3 December 2005 21:50 (twenty years ago)

And then putting pictures of it on his personalized stamps?

― nabiscothingy, Saturday, 3 December 2005 21:51 (twenty years ago)

Seal's seal: "Seal seals seals!"

― nabiscothingy, Saturday, 3 December 2005 21:52 (twenty years ago)

a conversation between two badgers:

Badger: "Badger, badger badgers."
Badger: "Badger badgers?"

i know it's two sentences, but i'm so tired i'm almost hallucinating.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Saturday, 3 December 2005 22:48 (twenty years ago)

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