dumb movies made by people who think they are smart

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...was watching the 10th anniversary version of REALITY BITES last night... or at least as much as I could before it go the big 86. Jeeze... what a load of crap.

Gingerbread (Gingerbread), Sunday, 20 June 2004 03:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Paul Thomas Anderson's movies are pretty ridiculous, because all his ideas come from Robert Altman or Martin Scorsese, it all feels secondhand, "trumped up with snazzy shots" bullshit. Punch-Drunk Love was good though.

Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 20 June 2004 03:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Gear, you were OTM until the Punch-Drunk Love endorsement. Guy's a total hack. I'll also suggest:

David Fincher's movies that suck:
+ Panic Room (2002)
+ Fight Club (1999)
+ Se7en (1995)
+ Alien³ (1992)

vs. David Fincher movies that don't suck:
+ The Game (1998)

and Ridley Scott Legend to the present.

Oh, Adaptation, City of God anything that Sam Mendes has touched, bunch of other crap.

j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Sunday, 20 June 2004 03:22 (twenty-two years ago)

The Matrix movies.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 20 June 2004 03:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Pi

latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 20 June 2004 03:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Vincent Gallo to thread

AaronHz (AaronHz), Sunday, 20 June 2004 03:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Adaptation already pointed to, but also everything else Charlie Kaufman has been involved in.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Sunday, 20 June 2004 04:00 (twenty-two years ago)

City of God off the mark, though. There wasn't any intellectual pretension there.

Nor David Fincher, really. And Road To Perdition wasn't any good, but it avoided the bullshitting of American Beauty.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Sunday, 20 June 2004 04:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah.. Panic Room was pretty fucking bad.
More:
Aguirre, Wrath of God
Querelle
Any movie associated with Ben Stiller

Gingerbread (Gingerbread), Sunday, 20 June 2004 04:03 (twenty-two years ago)

irreversible
unbreakable (though i kind of liked it anyway)

amateur!st (amateurist), Sunday, 20 June 2004 04:04 (twenty-two years ago)

er, fassbinder was "dumb"? i think not.

amateur!st (amateurist), Sunday, 20 June 2004 04:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Signs in addition to Unbreakable.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Sunday, 20 June 2004 04:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought Adaptation was pretty smart! But that's a whole 'nother kettle of fish i suppose and there is already a long thread on it. I think it's definitely a smart screenplay.

Oh, and I loved Alien 3, but most people hate it. And I hated The Game.

Maybe Jeremy and I can agree to disagree.

But really, American Beauty wins the prize. And there is a pretty good long thread on that as well.

Did the people who made Pay It Forward think they were smart?

Oh wait, Gattica!! (is that how you spell it?) Like a bunch of little kids trying to make a grown-up movie. Wait, it was a grown-up movie, wasn't it? If it was supposed to be YA then I take it back.

No wait, Dorothy Parker & Her Hilariously Inept Circle Of Gen-X Actors Who Look Like They Are Peter Brady Playing George Washington. Hahahahahaha!!! That movie is comedy gold!!!!

scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 20 June 2004 04:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I think Charlie Kaufman, for a lot of people, falls under the category of: Why does it bug me so much that this guy is so clever? I felt that way about Malkovich, but not Adaptation. But I'm just jealous of course.

Wait, Lost In Translation works for me!

And High Art!

scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 20 June 2004 04:12 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't think lost in translation is "dumb." i think there are a lot of genuinely dumb movies that you guys are overlooking in the rush to criticize movies that, while they may not be all that, are not really "dumb."

amateur!st (amateurist), Sunday, 20 June 2004 04:14 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm too drunk to read this thread. has richard linklater been mentioned yet?

stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 20 June 2004 04:19 (twenty-two years ago)

amateur!st OTM in regards to irreversible and unbreakable. two big piles of crap.

todd swiss (eliti), Sunday, 20 June 2004 04:20 (twenty-two years ago)

High Art is great, though I think slocki is the only who'll back me up on that.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Sunday, 20 June 2004 04:21 (twenty-two years ago)

big pile of crap != dumb, though. That's where I think this is getting confused (Amateurist OTM)

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Sunday, 20 June 2004 04:22 (twenty-two years ago)

todd: but i don't think either film is a big pile of crap! i just think they are dumb movies made by people who think they are smart.

(x-post)

i think richard linklater is pretty smart. but these things are subjective.

amateur!st (amateurist), Sunday, 20 June 2004 04:24 (twenty-two years ago)

see, for example, i think mann's "heat" fits loosely into that category, and i think that's one of the best american movies of the past 25 years!

amateur!st (amateurist), Sunday, 20 June 2004 04:25 (twenty-two years ago)

in my book for the most part dumb movies do equal piles of crap.

but for the sake of the thread, i do agree that noe and m. night do think that they are smart and both of the movies are dumb

todd swiss (eliti), Sunday, 20 June 2004 04:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Linklater is probably my favorite filmmaker right now. And I haven't even seen his new one yet! but maybe I'm the one who's dumb, who knows. He is great, though.

Broheems (diamond), Sunday, 20 June 2004 04:29 (twenty-two years ago)

AAAAAAAAArgh latebloomer how can you list Pi here, I kill you with GUNS.

Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 20 June 2004 04:33 (twenty-two years ago)

the worst parts of "school of rock" were baaaaaad, but i think that had to do with a lack of commitment, not a lack of smarts.

amateur!st (amateurist), Sunday, 20 June 2004 04:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, I think Linklater has a "make a great one" / "Take it easy and coast" vibe going on right now. Which can be very frustrating. And probabaly not a little uncalculated. But against my better judgement, I find that quality endearing in him. I guess I'm rooting for him, in other words, and I allow myself to forgive his trifles.

Broheems (diamond), Sunday, 20 June 2004 04:46 (twenty-two years ago)

AAAAAAAAArgh latebloomer how can you list Pi here, I kill you with GUNS.

Didn't they screw up the golden ratio thing in pi by referring to it as "Theta"? I thought it was represented by "Phi". Maybe there's a theoretical math whiz here who can clear this up.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Sunday, 20 June 2004 04:51 (twenty-two years ago)

yes, pi should not be here; it's far too funny to be dumb

(though sign me up for loathing requiem)

gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 20 June 2004 04:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Didn't they screw up the golden ratio thing in pi by referring to it as "Theta"?

I meant to elaborate with my comment: I would imagine there's math nerds out there who laugh at Pi for being bad laymans maths. But I thought it did a reasonable job in that someone like me with no grounding in numerology/maths/etc found it fascinating, and really, it was a suspension of disbelief thing anyway - I mean come on, a number being the voice of god? You had to have a level of suspension of disbelief in the entire premise of the film, and if you cant do that, there's no point in enjoying it at all.

Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 20 June 2004 04:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Can't we just invoke Ed Burn's name and call it a night.

scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 20 June 2004 04:55 (twenty-two years ago)

have you ever really looked at your hand?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 20 June 2004 04:55 (twenty-two years ago)

(xpost; I was waiting for that)

gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 20 June 2004 04:56 (twenty-two years ago)

What about Star Trek movies? =)

Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 20 June 2004 05:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought Traffic was a dumb movie made by someone who has been smart and dumb in equal measure. But really, lots of smart people have made dumb movies. Almost all of them. People who THINK they are smart, that's the tricky part. I'm still not convinced that Sofia is all that smart. I thought Lost In Translation was pretty dumb. And the work of someone who thinks that they are pretty smart.

I liked High Art by the way. But I got that same feeling from it.

I still haven't seen that movie that the Northern Exposure dude made about some guy with Tourettes. See, actors directing serious movies. This is where you must look for the ultimate answer to the question.

scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 20 June 2004 05:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Albino Alligator!!!

scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 20 June 2004 05:03 (twenty-two years ago)

x-post
I actually enjoyed both pi and requiem in spite of their silliness. That was just one math flub I noticed and was wondering if someone well versed in that stuff (as I am most certainly not) picked up on any other mistakes.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Sunday, 20 June 2004 05:04 (twenty-two years ago)

what's yr take on Linklater, Scott?

Broheems (diamond), Sunday, 20 June 2004 05:04 (twenty-two years ago)

i think that almost all movies that goth or emo kids list as their favorite movie ever could be listed here. examples include donnie darko, fight club, requiem for a dream, matrix, memento, almost famous, snatch, etc. (i admit that i liked a few of these before i started watching stuff with more substance)

todd swiss (eliti), Sunday, 20 June 2004 05:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I liked Dazed & Confused. Um, what else? School Of Rock was okay. I didn't see the animated one. I liked Slacker. I don't really need to see it again anytime soon, but, you know... I don't think he's dumb. I can't even remember the Ethan Hawke one. He's probably got some good movies in him. He doesn't fill me with excitement. But I certainly don't hate him.

scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 20 June 2004 05:08 (twenty-two years ago)

goth kids like Almost Famous? Or emo kids?

scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 20 June 2004 05:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I might as well connect this by throwing my hat into the Linklater thing. Philosophy majors probably think "Waking Life" is pretty goofy, too. I think it's good enough for what it is, though.

Slacker I have watched way too many times too be objective.
The other stuff is not bad at all.

Discussing Linklater makes me wonder how Whit Stillman is thought of 'round here.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Sunday, 20 June 2004 05:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I like Whit! And when I first saw Metropolitan I hated it! Hated it! It was everything I hated! Now I love it. And Barcelona. And I thought The Last Days Of Disco was great. But lotsa people probably will stand by my first reaction to Metropolitan and hate him!

scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 20 June 2004 05:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm so over the "goth and emo kids like Donnie Darko/Pi/RAFD/Fight Club/Waking Life" whinge, I really am. I enjoyed all those films. I think if I started to approach movie watching with a sour film critic eye I'd shoot myself.

Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 20 June 2004 05:19 (twenty-two years ago)

See, I thought Waking Life was genius. Not that, like, every snippet of conversation in the movie was genius, but that the whole presentation of those conversations was genius. I just really loved the animation and the dream-narrative conceit. From the moment it started, with the sweeping close-ups of the band practicing, it drew me in. I saw in the theatre though. I can't imagine watching it (or, "looking at it", as my grandma used to say about TV) on a TV. It's a real immersive experience.

And yeah, the conversations are never gonna replace sitting down by the fire with a copy of Pensees, but I found 'em really engaging. Let's put it this way: yeah, they are largely representations of quotidian college-town-stoner-conversations, but there are largely more interesting than the kind of college-town-stoner-conversations I've had. YMMV.

Anyway, it's more about that brillant, vibrating, pulsating animation as much as anything.

Broheems (diamond), Sunday, 20 June 2004 05:23 (twenty-two years ago)

hey, i have no problem with someone liking those films. however, i have a problem with those same people who say those films are the greatest movie of all time or whatever without ever really watching many things. also, twist endings piss me off. cant anyone make a movie without one?

todd swiss (eliti), Sunday, 20 June 2004 05:24 (twenty-two years ago)

xpost
Great, scott. When we're talking directors who like to make "dialog driven" films. Whit Stillman takes the cake for me. I love all three films and hope he'll make another someday. And to agree with Trayce, I like all those films too while at the same time being fully aware of their shortcomings. So, what's wrong with that? And what to your mind really has "more substance", todd? Just for the sake of discussion here, we should balance this with films we feel are legitimately "Smart".

AaronHz (AaronHz), Sunday, 20 June 2004 05:27 (twenty-two years ago)

oh but todd I do see your point about Fight Club obsessives etc.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Sunday, 20 June 2004 05:28 (twenty-two years ago)

MrD, you're a champion. You summed up Waking Life so well. To me it was all about the animation rather than the "plot" (or lack thereof), I liked it a lot.

Todd: I see yr point, I dunno if I ever see anyone saying "greatest of all time" about something like Donnie Darko tho. For me, as always, films are a personal thing. *My* alltime fave film is Pi. I cannot really say why, I just love it, it resonates with *my* experiences and *my* likes. I dont go to a film demanding it be great for everyone, or anyone for that matter. Like music or books or anything, all is personal.

I agree on twists though. God, "Wild things" pissed me the fuck off in that regard!

Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 20 June 2004 05:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I went to high school with the guy who played the DA in Last Days of Disco. M@att Keeslar. That fucker. He got to hit on Chloe Sevigne. I'll be forever jealous.

Anyway, I like all the Stillman films. They're of course a representation of the kind of blue blood I've spent a lifetime hating, but there is no denying his craft, especially when it comes to dialogue and teasing out some real good situational acting. I think Disco is the weakest of the bunch by a mile, though.

Broheems (diamond), Sunday, 20 June 2004 05:32 (twenty-two years ago)

trayce,

i personally love pi as well. it was well made and quite interesting. pi is also addictive and extremely watchable. aronofsky's editing style worked better in pi than requiem for a dream because it seemed to blend seemlessly into the film while the rfad editing was almost distracting. all of the films that i mentioned are decent introductions to indie or experimental film-making styles, but they are by no means the alpha and omega that some people make them out to be... and that is what annoys the crap out of me.

todd swiss (eliti), Sunday, 20 June 2004 05:35 (twenty-two years ago)

that movie really looks and feels like a soap opera. but i liked that and it made me laugh.

christhamrin (christhamrin), Monday, 21 June 2004 19:28 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah it did feel like a soap opera. i kept thinking of the girl with brown hair being in a soap opera because she was such a bad actress.

rutherford, Monday, 21 June 2004 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

His role was a parody of a Pauly Shore appearrance in the video for Limp Bizkit's "Break Stuff". [info courtesy of girby]

Pauly Shore was in the video for Limp Bizkit's "N2Gether Now."

Please stop spreading false rumors about Limp Bizkit. It demeans us all.

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 21 June 2004 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Mulholland Dr. was indeed awful.

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 21 June 2004 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think that Mulholland Drive was aimed at people who know so much about Limp Bizkit.

deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Monday, 21 June 2004 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

what, we can't dig on a movie whose best scene has lots of titties in them?

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 21 June 2004 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I looooved Mullholland Dr.

Sure, it's silly, but it's not really attempting to be "smart" or "intellectual". Like many of Lynch's other films, it's an exercise in dream logic. I've said this before but I think Lynch is more the eqivalent of a painter with film, using mood, atmosphere, etc. to make his statement rather than through his plots.

I'm sure that sounds rather pretentious, but i believe it's true.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 21 June 2004 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I find latebloomer otm re: the painter bit

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 21 June 2004 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

using the Wizard Of Oz "you were there and you were there and you were there" cliche to wrap up an open-ended TV pilot that was rejected by the network isn't exactly "dream logic."

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

it's "it was all a dream logic."

and I just can't get as excited about Hollywood, '50s imagery, stilted dialogue and midgets as Lynch does.

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think Mulholland Dr. movie really qualifies for this thread though. It's not like Lynch thinks he's King Shit or anything, just a lucky guy who gets to hurl his fascinations onto the screen and have the French pay for it.

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

God there's some film snobs on this board.

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 21 June 2004 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

where would the world of film be without film snobs?

todd swiss (eliti), Monday, 21 June 2004 22:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry, I sounded snide just there but this thread is pissing me off, its a personal thing I guess.

(Warning: rant not aimed at anyone specific, so dont take offense anyone!)


Guess what? Some of my most fave films: Donnie Darko, Pi, Grosse Pointe Blank, Withnail & I, Zoolander, Being John Malkovich, Brazil.

Apparently that makes me a hilarious emo faker who thinks only 50 films exist. Which is funny considering I've seen plenty of Hitchcock, Kubrick, Lynch, Welles, Passolini, Jarmusch, dozens of French and Italian movies, all the obvious auteur stuff. A lot of which I found insufferably boring, even when I could see how well made or clever it was. Some of which I enjoyed very much (Welles's "The 3rd man" comes to mind here).

Does that mean I should be roundly mocked for enjoying fun, thoughtful, clever-but-maybe-clumsy indie films too?

Piss off.

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 21 June 2004 22:33 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.thechroniclesofriddick.com/

j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 21 June 2004 22:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Does that mean I should be roundly mocked for enjoying fun, thoughtful, clever-but-maybe-clumsy indie films too?

I only get annoyed (and perhaps mock) when people who liked the films assume I missed something or act like hot shit for liking middle-brow art movies. When people are honest about why they dug something its hard to get persnickety at them. When a friend of mine explained his fondness for Mulholland Dr. by saying "I like films where somebody finds a body and it's them" I wasn't remotely annoyed. But when people assume I didn't get it? Then my inner snob starts smearing shit all over the walls.

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 21 June 2004 22:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I'd laugh at anyone who thought there was some ungraspable "dont you GET IT!?" meaning in Donnie Darko or the like, too. I dont think I have ever met such a person though. And some of the tone on this thread seems rather pointed and "dont you people WATCH any DECENT films!?" ish.

I am possibly being very defensive ;)

At least no one dissed Withnail & I though, cos then I'da had to'e get nasty on peoples heads.

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 21 June 2004 22:44 (twenty-two years ago)

These days when a movie starts getting a big cult audience I'm actually afraid to see it, since so often it means I'm going to have countless discussions where I try to politely explain why the movie pissed me off. It's not fun to be a snob in front of nice people (I must confess I love upstaging some wanna-be film snoot though).

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 21 June 2004 22:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I've got to do something with this worthless film degree.

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 21 June 2004 22:54 (twenty-two years ago)

what, we can't dig on a movie whose best scene has lots of titties in them?

The titties weren't out in the Silencio theatre scene! But Hot Girl-on-Girl Action might be the only thing that could have made that sequence even better.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 21 June 2004 22:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I made the mistake of watching part of the director's commentary for Donnie Darko. He really did have some big pseudo-scientific plan and meaning behind everything. It was really pathetic, so I refuse to acknowledge his views on the film.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 21 June 2004 22:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Trayce - I don't really think that all of this is snobbery. Some of it is academic over-intellectualizating, and some of it is posturing, putting-thing-into-genre criticism, etc., etc., by the type of people who find and will defend a great chasm between film and movies, but I don't think it's all an attempt to put anybody's choices down or turn up one's nose at a certain 'indie' canon of film.

Speaking as a critic, and one who largely prefers fun, thoughtful, clever-but-maybe-clumsy flicks - be they 'indie' or not - to both art-house fagfilms and popcorn crunchfests, I can understand your frustration with film-elitists. But at the same time there are many of us who have devoted thousand of hours to watching movies as more than just an avocation. I become incredibly frustrated at undergraduates with one course under their belt telling me about 'indie' films that they've discovered... frequently not indie, frequently not 'discovered' in any sense of the word, and occasionally subpar. In conversations like this I've often felt like I'm perceived as a film-snob for not agreeing with tremendously emphatic exclamations about the relative merits of flick X or Y (where X/Y is your Wes Anderson, Kevin Smith, Ed Burns, Robert Rodriquez, Rob Altman piece) even though I might find the movies quite good. And by the same token I despise when these same BA-types smash on mainstream cinema with real vitriol.

Speaking as an ILXer, I'm a little miffed at the thread myself. I felt that amateur!st's comment that he'd feel that "there were only about 50 films ever made" was 100% OTM, and I'm beginning to develop a totally basic theory about viewership: population Z watches films tailored for population Z and develops theories which exclude films made for populations A-Y. And I think that the perceived, 'indie' or 'underground' or 'artful' canon right now is one of the most obnoxious Zs there is.

j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 21 June 2004 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)

xpost, and also I don't mean to suggest that you're one of the people 'telling me about 'indie' films that they've discovered...'

j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 21 June 2004 23:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I made the mistake of watching part of the director's commentary for Donnie Darko. He really did have some big pseudo-scientific plan and meaning behind everything. It was really pathetic, so I refuse to acknowledge his views on the film.

this is exactly the same problem I had with Mulholland Dr.. It was pretty clear to me that both films weren't intentionally incoherent so I'd go into fits of fury when people would tell me that I was thinking too hard or missing the painterly point or whatever.

I WAS ACTUALLY NOTICING MORE THAN YOU WERE, FOOOOOLZZZZ < /snob>

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 21 June 2004 23:02 (twenty-two years ago)

If I were going to criticize your criticism of MD, it would be that you don't seem to be looking at it from an open perspective. You went in expecting coherence and reason, and Lynch didn't provide any of that. You're judging it on your preconceptions and wants, rather than what is on-screen.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 21 June 2004 23:11 (twenty-two years ago)

This is, coincidentally, the same problem I encounter with indie/artsy-only types who bash mainstream films.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 21 June 2004 23:14 (twenty-two years ago)

That's why lumping films into genres is so terrible an idea ... 'oh, well, it didn't follow the rules of a noir thriller... it was too slow, almost a drama...with elements of Leone-style post-western inherent in the dialogue...'

j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 21 June 2004 23:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll admit that I would have enjoyed the film more if I didn't think his fascinations and interests are pretty tapped out this late in the game, but he still took a Twin Peaks-style open-ended pilot and wrapped it up with French money by announcing that it was all a dream. When I saw the film I noticed the shift and thought it was a cop-out, people told me that there was no specific moment and that's all just "dream logic" straight through, nothing means anything, yadda yadda. Then I go on IMDB the next day and find out that the moment I thought the Wizard Of Oz shit begun was the same moment that the pilot ended and the newly shot footage started. This isn't even opinion, a TIDY, CLICHED WRAP-UP IS WHAT HE DID. THAT IS WHAT IS ON SCREEN. not "dream logic." If anything the people lining up for Lynch-plus-the-boobies-minus-the-sexual-violence were the ones fooling themselves into thinking it was something deeper.

The first half was interesting but he left all the stray pilot subplots about the director and the cliched jokes about Billy Ray Cyrus, the "cowboy," yadda, even though there's no reason Naomi Watts would have dreamt about that if it was supposed to be her romantic fantasy about the brunette. If you enjoyed it for the randomness, the inscrutability, the confusion than fine, but don't pretend that's what Lynch was going for.

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 21 June 2004 23:24 (twenty-two years ago)

err, trayce, case in point.

j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 21 June 2004 23:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Heh.

You all make fair points, I must say. If I had to watch a lot of films as a critic et al I too would probably tire or be bemused by someone going off about a film having some secret amazingness that nobody but them knew.

I find Anthony's MD post interesting. I too spotted a "break" very clearly in the film at one point but beyond that, on first viewing, I had NO IDEA what I'd just seen. I felt like I'd read a strange but very arresting poem.

Then a guy I know comes onto usenet a while later and says "its all SO CLEAR! It isnt even an OBSCURE plot whats WRONG with you people!" and proceeds to lay it out as a very clear, exact, plot right down to the finest detail (the blue key, the monster, why billy ray was the pool man, every damn thing). It made a lot of sense but it destroyed an illusion I'd liked having.

Same with Donnie Darko - I liked it a lot more when I was still musing over why things happened the way they did, assuming the director had left things open ended on purpose... to know he had a very strict logic to the story and felt compelled to explain the whole lot on the website spoiled things a tad.

Still love both films tho =)

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 21 June 2004 23:45 (twenty-two years ago)

But to go back to the topic at hand - we're now talking about the viewers being dumb and not the films/filmmakers.

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 21 June 2004 23:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Last movie I saw that might qualify is Charlie Chaplin's Limelight.

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 21 June 2004 23:51 (twenty-two years ago)

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Bozzola

scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 21 June 2004 23:55 (twenty-two years ago)

But he made all those choices to include the pilot subplots, etc. during editing into a film. Lynch could just as easily have left them out and used other footage or shot more (as he did) to eliminate them.

Really, I don't think what was or wasn't in the pilot, or the origin of the footage, to be relevant to the film itself, aside from giving critics a good lead for their review.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 21 June 2004 23:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I can only speak for myself but FWIW: Grosse Pointe Blank, Withnail & I, Being John Malkovich, and Brazil are, I think, fantastic films.

Further - dumb movies made by people who think they are smart = pretentious films. And I think I'll stick with my original assertions (way, way, way, upthread ... like four posts in or something) that David Fincher is the king of this.

And yeah, it sucks when somebody destroys your process in figuring out (or trying, as is more frequently my case) a flick. A certain unnamable red-headed film critic from Austin did this with Fanny and Alexander to me over dinner, and now I can't watch the movie. And that's how I feel about attemts to explain MD; that they're dismissive and simple, disappointing and (presumably) innacurate. DD is a different case - I just found it scattered.

j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 21 June 2004 23:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I dunno, milo, it helped explain why the different parts affected me the way they did when I saw it.

anyhow, onto more fun subject. That's a great one, Scott.

Bob Rafelson's King Of Marvin Gardens actually features the line "so long, written word" spoken in all seriousness.

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I dunno, milo, it helped explain why the different parts affected me the way they did when I saw it.

Because they were shot on different stock?

j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 00:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Part high-tech spy thriller and part psychological study, Eye of the Beholder was Ewan
McGregor's first feature film following his mainstream breakthrough performance in Star Wars
Episode I: The Phantom Menace. The Eye (Ewan McGregor) is an agent of the British Secret
Service, equipped with the latest in high-tech crime fighting gadgetry and assisted by his
indefatigable collegue, Hilary (k.d. lang). The Eye's latest assignment is a surveillance project; the
son of a well-known politician has been spending a great deal of money on someone, and they
would like to know who and why. A little sleuthing reveals that the mysterious person taking the
cash is a woman named Joanna (Ashley Judd), but the trail gets much stickier when the Eye
witnesses Joanna pulling a knife and killing the politician's son. Normally, he'd take the shortcut to
putting her behind bars, but some time ago he lost contact with his daughter when his wife left
him; Joanna reminds the Eye of his daughter, and he's too fascinated with her to bring her to
justice. The Eye now follows Joanna obsessively, and discovers that she's also involved with a
blind man (Patrick Bergin) and has a history of emotional instability from being abandoned by her
father at a young age. Eye of the Beholder was directed by Stephan Elliott, best known for the
comedy The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. -- Mark Deming

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 00:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Waking Life so owns this thread.

rejoinder, Tuesday, 22 June 2004 00:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Private investigator Tom O'Toole (Nick Nolte) is reluctant to take on a case offered to him by
cryptically offbeat Angela Crispini (Debra Winger), but he lets himself be seduced by her. Angela
believes that Felix Daniels (Frank Military) was wrongly convicted of murdering his uncle. As
O'Toole learns more about the crime, he becomes convinced that Felix was framed by corrupt local
officials, including States Attorney, and old rival, Charlie Haggerty (Frank Converse). O'Toole also
falls in love with Angela, who increasingly appears to be a psychologically disturbed woman who
may have been involved with several of the principals. When Angela admits that she doesn't always
know when she is telling the truth, she speaks to O'Toole's predicament and the film's theme: the
dangers of relying on an unreliable narrator. -- Steve Press

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 00:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Love Crimes, an erotic thriller directed by Lizzie Borden, explores the psychology of a con man
posing as a photographer, who seduces women and then blackmails them using humiliating,
revealing pictures he has taken of them. David Hanover (Patrick Bergin) preys on the hopes of
women by offering them love and a possible career as fashion models. When some of the women
complain, but refuse to aid in Hanover's prosecution, DA Dana Greenway (Sean Young) becomes
obsessed with catching Hanover, to the point where she tracks him down and spys on him in his
secluded home, making herself a potential victim. He catches her and holds her captive. Feminist
filmmaker Borden, who also directed the remarkable, low-budget film Working Girls, raises
interesting questions regarding sex, humiliation and male-female relationships, but the film is
spoiled by the ambiguity of her central character, Dana. An abused child herself, she has the same
self-loathing that the other woman who are preyed upon by Hanover possess, but her motivations
for her actions remain murky. Despite these flaws, Borden, always an interesting filmmaker, raises
important issues which perhaps can't be adequately resolved using the restrictions of the thriller
genre. -- Linda Rasmussen

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 00:14 (twenty-two years ago)

"I wonder who the real cannibals are?"

captain gay, Tuesday, 22 June 2004 00:18 (twenty-two years ago)

This 1992 spy film misfires. The problem is the implausibility of the characters and the plot. For example, American lawyer and
O.S.S. agent Ed Leland (Michael Douglas) snoops in Germany, but can't speak German. To get by, he wears a neck bandage
indicating a war wound left him unable to speak. Why did the O.S.S. assign a linguistic dummkopf to spy in Germany? Not to
worry, though. Blonde beauty Linda Voss (Melanie Griffith) comes to Leland's rescue when she applies for a job at his law firm.
Voss speaks German, has Jewish relatives in Berlin, and hankers for a spy mission to save the world and rescue her relatives.
Leland hires her to infiltrate Nazi households (first, as a strudel-making cook and later as a nanny) to ferret out information about
a flying bomb. Her first contact in Germany is Konrad Friedrichs (John Gielgud), alias Sunflower. Age 88 at the time of the
filming, Gielgud resembles the last prune in the box, yet here he is playing a spy named Sunflower. On her first daring mission,
Voss shops at a fish market to retrieve a message from the mouth of a codfish while Nazis are lurking about. Her contact, the
fishmonger, points her to a mountain of codfish ogled by other shoppers. A customer just happens to select the right codfish, and
a tug-of-war ensues between Voss and the customer. Why didn't the fishmonger just whisper the message to Voss? Because, in
spy films, messages have to be retrieved under difficult circumstances. Shining Through earned 1993 Golden Raspberry Awards
in the following categories: worst film, worst actress, worst director, and worst screenplay. -- Mike Cummings

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 00:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm still peeved no one else agreed with my suggestion of the Star Trek movies. C'mon, they were SO trying to be techno-smart and it just looked STUPID.

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 00:20 (twenty-two years ago)

not # 2, but 1, 3-8 or whatever.

j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 00:23 (twenty-two years ago)


Sorry, I sounded snide just there but this thread is pissing me off, its a personal thing I guess.

(Warning: rant not aimed at anyone specific, so dont take offense anyone!)


Guess what? Some of my most fave films: Donnie Darko, Pi, Grosse Pointe Blank, Withnail & I, Zoolander, Being John Malkovich, Brazil.

Apparently that makes me a hilarious emo faker who thinks only 50 films exist. Which is funny considering I've seen plenty of Hitchcock, Kubrick, Lynch, Welles, Passolini, Jarmusch, dozens of French and Italian movies, all the obvious auteur stuff. A lot of which I found insufferably boring, even when I could see how well made or clever it was. Some of which I enjoyed very much (Welles's "The 3rd man" comes to mind here).

Does that mean I should be roundly mocked for enjoying fun, thoughtful, clever-but-maybe-clumsy indie films too?

Piss off.

-- Trayce (spamspanke...) (webmail), June 21st, 2004 4:33 PM. (trayce) (later) (link)


i have no idea what most of this post has to do with my "50 films" comment.

amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 02:15 (twenty-two years ago)

"I wonder who the real cannibals are?"

captain gay, Tuesday, 22 June 2004 02:45 (twenty-two years ago)

how come no one has mentioned "a beautiful mind"?

i wouldnt include stuff like tenenbaums or rushmore or lost in translation because there's nothing to "get" in those movies. what is so intellectual (or psuedo-intellectual) about them? I could see how some people would think DOnnie Darko is dumb and hate it, but i neither hate it nor love it.

when i read the thread title, i think, A beautiful mind, The Matrix, Good Will Hunting, etc.

also, how is Zoolander considered a "smart" movie by anyone? I love it to pieces, but i'd never consider it smart...

AaronK (AaronK), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 12:14 (twenty-two years ago)

dumb posts made by people who think they are smart

kephm, Tuesday, 22 June 2004 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Aguirre, Wrath of God

This isn't a dumb movie but more importantly Werner Herzog doesn't think he's "smart"

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 14:28 (twenty-two years ago)


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