Grey Squirell

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How far can a grey squirell jump?

― Mary Ann O'Neil, Sunday, 20 June 2004 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)

far enough to land in my roasting pan, if there was any justice in the world

― chris (chris), Sunday, 20 June 2004 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

if you jump about near a tree in a park frailing your hands about with your roasting pan, the squirrel is going to think you're nuts.

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 20 June 2004 22:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Eat or be eaten, then.

― Bloodclaart Gangsta Youth Club (don), Sunday, 20 June 2004 22:40 (twenty-two years ago)

far enough to land in my roasting pan, if there was any justice in the world

it would have to pass thru something en route that flayed it alive for this to be any use.

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 21 June 2004 09:54 (twenty-two years ago)

If the roasting pan were pre-heated to a sizzling temperature, the fur might just frizzle up immediately. On the other hand, do squirrels have thick enough skin to be annoying even if this were the case? Maybe worth getting a flaying attachment for the pan, Cabbage old son.

Apropos of errrr, I bought a load of artisanal(!) pork scratchings from a seedy fellow in a market in Barcelona - eating a load yesterday while watching Futurama I got one with ickle ginger pig hairs still on. Num.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Monday, 21 June 2004 11:00 (twenty-two years ago)

arsenal pork scratching?

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 21 June 2004 11:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Porkenal arse scratching.

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 21 June 2004 11:07 (twenty-two years ago)

we have squirell, now where moose?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 21 June 2004 13:14 (twenty-two years ago)

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