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"A little C4.. knocking at your door" - Naval Seal, Red Alert 2

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 21 June 2004 11:59 (twenty-two years ago)

"ONE WAY STREET" - Libyan Suicide Bomb Truck - RA2

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 21 June 2004 12:00 (twenty-two years ago)

"let's blow things up" - demolition squad - Warcraft II

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 21 June 2004 12:02 (twenty-two years ago)

"what would people who live in tents know of the word 'culture'" - chinese army to mongolians - Age of Empire II

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 21 June 2004 12:04 (twenty-two years ago)

"If . . . . you . . . . . think . . . . . "

that's as far as I got, unfortunatly. It's from Bristles on the C64.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Monday, 21 June 2004 12:08 (twenty-two years ago)

"Let's do lunch!" Finance advisor, Civ 2.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 21 June 2004 12:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Make your time........

― Frank Swedehead, Monday, 21 June 2004 12:19 (twenty-two years ago)

gshhshostbusschtersshhhz! (on the speccy)

― Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 21 June 2004 12:21 (twenty-two years ago)

"Stay a while, stay.. Forever!"

― Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 21 June 2004 12:22 (twenty-two years ago)

"The bringer of light" Nuke Cannons, C&C Generals.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Monday, 21 June 2004 12:24 (twenty-two years ago)

" *pop* fveee-aight, wecchturchn stcho basch immedischlety *pop* "

and

" *pop* vbewareccch, therche arhe vradioaccchtivv fvonesch *pop* "

'The Last V8' (on the Commodore 64)

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Monday, 21 June 2004 12:26 (twenty-two years ago)

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― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Monday, 21 June 2004 12:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Ste, that's just given me nightmares. Cheers.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Monday, 21 June 2004 12:29 (twenty-two years ago)

"Soon, I'll use this voodoo cannonball to send my significant other to the significant OTHERWORLD! Bwa ha ha! That'll show her how much I truly care."

― Laura E (laurae55), Monday, 21 June 2004 12:38 (twenty-two years ago)

The Toxin Tractor from C&C Generals

"Hehe-m'he'm-hum-m'heh"
"Ey am wayttttiinnnnggg"
"Wazz de job?"

― Gribowitz (Lynskey), Monday, 21 June 2004 12:39 (twenty-two years ago)

"Daisy Steiner...wins".

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:58 (twenty-two years ago)

"And he's waving his arms about like some lost tourist at a train station"

Classic commentary from Sega's worldwide soccer for the Saturn.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 21 June 2004 15:01 (twenty-two years ago)

"The president has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to save him?"

― Vinnie (vprabhu), Monday, 21 June 2004 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

IMDB is good for this, too

[Speaking with a Jawa who refers to 'Ghosts in the desert']
Hk-47: Explanation: two per cent probability that the miniature organic is simply looking for trouble and needs to be blasted. That may be wishful thinking on my part, master.

― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Monday, 21 June 2004 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

haha vinnie wins

― ambrose (ambrose), Monday, 21 June 2004 15:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Welcome to the Fantasy Zone... Get ready!

― Kipple (Kipple), Monday, 21 June 2004 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

"Stop touching me!" - Warcraft II

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 21 June 2004 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

it is so ILX

― vahid (vahid), Monday, 21 June 2004 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

'I can't believe this is happening!'
'There's a place you can go.'
'My mother's my sister!'

-GTA3

― Linoleum Blownapart (calstars), Monday, 21 June 2004 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

haha the gta3 dockyard speech is the lyrics from YMCA isn't it?

"Young man"
"There's no need to feel down"
"There's a place you can go"

and so on

― Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 21 June 2004 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, and 'I can't believe this is happening!' is invariably screamed by a hysterical woman when a car blows up and a crowd of pedestrians check out the wreckage.

― Linoleum Blownapart (calstars), Monday, 21 June 2004 19:12 (twenty-two years ago)

yes and she sometimes wails "No waay hosaay"

the speech from your fellow gang members in Vice City is hilarious, "I never asked your sister out", "Heey its Mr V!", "Whats goin on!?"

― Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 21 June 2004 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Also from the gang members:

"So I said to myself, Tony, take it easy!'

― Was it illusion? (calstars), Monday, 21 June 2004 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

"Stay a while, stay.. Forever!"

What is this from!?! It's driving me crazy!

― St. Nicholas Ridiculous (Nick A.), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

IT'S MEEE.. MARIO!

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

"Stay a while, stay.. Forever!"

What is this from!?! It's driving me crazy!

I'm going out on a limb here and and I'll say Impossible Mission on C64, but it's a wild guess. My mate used to say it all the time at school, he owned a commodore and he always used to play this game, hence my conclusion.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 21 June 2004 22:39 (twenty-two years ago)

DEAN! PLEASE POST THE BAD DUDES SPEECH!!!

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Monday, 21 June 2004 22:41 (twenty-two years ago)

from Kotor:

"You could say I did it all for the Wookies."

"The Wookies?"

"The Wookies."

― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Monday, 21 June 2004 22:44 (twenty-two years ago)

GTA3 in chinatown "no money? no problem!!!"

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 21 June 2004 22:48 (twenty-two years ago)

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― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 21 June 2004 23:44 (twenty-two years ago)

"Destroy him, my robots."

"Welcome to suicide express"

― (I'm Gonna Sit Right Down and) Whittle Away My Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 21 June 2004 23:48 (twenty-two years ago)

"Beware, I Live!"
"I Hunger!"

― BanjoMania (Brilhante), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 00:22 (twenty-two years ago)

"commosnala?"
"This graw is fredershesh!"

(other assorted gooblyooblies)

- the Sims

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 01:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Top five quotes from Crazy Taxi:

1. 'Yeah yeah, I got it'
2. 'Yeah yeah, I got it'
3. 'Yeah yeah, I got it'
4. 'Yeah yeah, I got it'
5. 'Yeah yeah, I got it'

― (I'm Gonna Sit Right Down and) Whittle Away My Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 01:39 (twenty-two years ago)

It is a secret to everybody.

― bnw (bnw), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 01:53 (twenty-two years ago)

"Jumping head-o!" - Winning Eleven 6: Final Evolution

"I'm afraid of the future!" - Simpsons Road Rage

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 09:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm going out on a limb here and and I'll say Impossible Mission on C64, but it's a wild guess

Yeh, it is. As I say, that used to scare the shit out of me, and it's bought it all back.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 09:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Crazy Taxi was a pile of dogs leavings.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 09:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Of course, post "Over The Edge" fatality, much fun could be had by making WWF Attitude's announcers go "Owen Hart's into the turnbuckle".

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 10:58 (twenty-two years ago)

ouch

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 10:59 (twenty-two years ago)

There's no need to stay here any longer!! Let's split up, look for survivors and get out of here!!!

― Sarah (starry), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 11:24 (twenty-two years ago)

You wait.
Time passes.
Gollum enters.
Gollum says: "Where's the thief?"
>_

― robster (robster), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 11:26 (twenty-two years ago)

What is this place?

-Resident Evil

― The Devil's Triad (calstars), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

"you have to stop him, or something terrible will happen!" - house of the dead

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 15:20 (twenty-two years ago)

"ricecooker, you're back!" - hyper bishi bashi challenge

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)

punch, block
it's all in the mind

― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 00:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, you!

How about lending me
your clothes?

No dice!?
What a drag!

― j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 01:12 (twenty-one years ago)

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― j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 01:14 (twenty-one years ago)

"Missed!"
"Stu-pid!"
"hup! hup!"

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 01:27 (twenty-one years ago)

<CHARNAME> and Viconia continued adventuring long after leaving Tethyr. He became an important political figure, and she was his trusted counsel. Eventually Viconia bore <CHARNAME>'s child, which first served to strain their relationship. The birth, however, changed her, and she dedicated herself to raising the boy, teaching him both the ways of the drow and of <CHARNAME>'s people. She marveled at the understanding in his eyes, but, unfortunately, didn't live to see him grow. Viconia was poisoned by a servant of Lolth, her last words whispered to her loving mate in private. <CHARNAME> raised his son in secret, and tales vary on the result. Some say they waged a crusade against the drow, but all agree that the former child of Bhaal never forgot the love of his dark maiden.

― g--ff (gcannon), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 03:12 (twenty-one years ago)

West of House
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.

― (I'm Gonna Sit Right Down and) Whittle Away My Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 03:15 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/awards/dotdot.gif

― dathompson, Wednesday, 23 June 2004 03:53 (twenty-one years ago)

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― dathompson, Wednesday, 23 June 2004 03:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Winnaaaaaaaaaaaaaah playaaaaaaaaaaaaah two!!

― ALL YOUR CLICHÉ ARE BELONG TO US (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 03:58 (twenty-one years ago)

http://zanyvg.overclocked.org/finalfantasy7/ff7swearing.jpg

― dathompson, Wednesday, 23 June 2004 04:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Yay, Trayce!

"Oi, Nutter!"

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 08:19 (twenty-one years ago)

"Your dance is so good it's like sunshine on a rainy day!"

"Hey have you had breakfast today?"

"Are you a monkey?????"

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 08:37 (twenty-one years ago)

"Hey!"
"Listen!"

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 12:29 (twenty-one years ago)

"Whooaa, you've blown your radiator!"

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 12:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Sam answers the phone.
Sam: Hello? ... Yes ... yes ... yes ... yes ... NO! ... well the same to you, mac!
Max: Another confused census taker?
Sam: Actually it was the commissioner with another idiotic and baffling assignment.
Max: Does it involved wanton destruction?
Sam: We can only hope.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 12:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Sam: That's not a head! That's one damned ugly timebomb! Where can we put this thing so that it doesn't hurt anyone we know or care about?
Max: Out the window, Sam. There's no-one but stranges out there.
Sam throws the head out the window. There is a loud explosion.
Sam: I hope there was nobody on that bus.
Max: Nobody we know, at least.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 12:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Max: Mind if I drive?
Sam: Not if you don't mind me clawing at the dash and shrieking like a cheerleader.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 12:37 (twenty-one years ago)

"Wow! You're good enough to beat the Swordmaster!"

― robster (robster), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 12:38 (twenty-one years ago)

four months pass...

"Are you looking for the lowrider meet?"
"yeah.. go on?"
"Why? it's right over there - you blind??"

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 22 November 2004 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

'Ready to Rollout'
'Absolutely'
'Comlink online'
'I copy'
'In the bye...bye bye bye'
'Fired Up'
'Gimme somethin to shoot'
'Never know what hit 'im'
'Set a course'

-Starcraft

― 57 7th (calstars), Monday, 22 November 2004 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

from baldur's gate:

[click on the crazy-ass gnome]

Tiax: "the day will come when it is Tiax who will point and click"

― kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 22 November 2004 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

"that shit was shit!"

― adam... (nordicskilla), Monday, 22 November 2004 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

BG2, when your character winds up at an asylum for crazy-ass mages. You meet this guy:

Lonk the Sane: My job? Taking care of crazies like you. Making sure you don't go and hurt yourselves with your deviant powers. And cookies, I make cookies.

― kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 22 November 2004 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'm gonna make you my bitch" - John Blade in "Sin"

― DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 22 November 2004 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

"Welcome to City 17. You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centres. I thought so much of City 17 that I elected to establish my administration here, in the citadel so thoughtfully provided by our benefactors. I've been proud to call City 17 my home. And, so, if you're here to stay, or just passing through on your way to parts unknown, welcome to City 17. It's safer here."

- Dr. Breen, Half-Life 2

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 00:35 (twenty-one years ago)

"Onto the ropes, off the ropes, against the ropes, COMING OFF THE ROPES!!"

Hands down the best thing about the WWF Warzone/Attitude games!

― Patrick Allan (adr), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 01:24 (twenty-one years ago)

"It seems like now would be an excellent time to reflect why you, once a consistently above-average student full of ambition and love, just bought an unknown but almost certainly illegal substance from a stranger and drank it without a second thought."

- Blue Chairs

― Joshua Houk (chascarrillo), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 04:04 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...

"We are not blessed by Nexus. Ours is a living god, the slightly powerful Fen Ho".

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Sunday, 6 February 2005 00:28 (twenty-one years ago)

"Hi, im selling these fine leather jackets...."

― Adam Bruneau (oliver8bit), Sunday, 6 February 2005 20:14 (twenty-one years ago)

"Cool breeze, birds, and clouds"

― Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 10:27 (twenty-one years ago)

"Shai-Uh-Ken!"

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 10:50 (twenty-one years ago)

"Do you remember the day...of the incident?"

― JimD (JimD), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 10:50 (twenty-one years ago)

"It was a time...of Legends"

― Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 10:53 (twenty-one years ago)

"Jou think I am just some cheap fuck? A whore jou don't have to pay?"

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 12:02 (twenty-one years ago)

"Rise from your gwave!" / "Welcome to your doom!" (Altered Beast)

"You will pay dearly - WITH YOUR LIFE!" (Dune 2)

― Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 14:22 (twenty-one years ago)

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