What can men actually wear to 'dress to get screwed'-type-code parties?

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Question. Invite, tommorow. Theme: 'carnal'. Party reputation: insane, remote, in a wood, posh. Prohibitions, within code: none, really.

Am: Scrawny. Easily chilled. Stuck. Fretting.

Thoughts! (Serious ideas really really appreciated, although obviously 70s rocker images good too)

― -, Monday, 21 June 2004 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Saran Wrap.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 21 June 2004 16:16 (twenty-two years ago)

a sock

― oops (Oops), Monday, 21 June 2004 16:17 (twenty-two years ago)

LOCK THREAD

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 21 June 2004 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)

serious answer: smoking jacket is the only way to go. Perhaps put a variety of sex toys on the inside lapel like a rolex dude.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 21 June 2004 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

now that that's out of the way, let's guess who this is!

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 21 June 2004 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I guess Jess.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 21 June 2004 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd wear Gear!'s roommate on my D.

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 21 June 2004 16:21 (twenty-two years ago)

used "innit" and "posh"=they are British

― oops (Oops), Monday, 21 June 2004 16:22 (twenty-two years ago)

SECRET DISGUISE DUH!

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 21 June 2004 16:24 (twenty-two years ago)

You must find the perfect trousers to highlight your wondrous ass.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Monday, 21 June 2004 16:24 (twenty-two years ago)

enrique! p1ers g4vest0n is it?!

― pete b. (pete b.), Monday, 21 June 2004 16:25 (twenty-two years ago)

They're called chaps. xpost

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 21 June 2004 16:25 (twenty-two years ago)

spandex with cheek holes!

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 21 June 2004 16:26 (twenty-two years ago)

used "innit" and "posh"=they are British

also "in a wood"

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 21 June 2004 16:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Markelby you'd have to wear one of those baby pouches those guys have, where the kid is strapped in up front.

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 21 June 2004 16:26 (twenty-two years ago)

TRON

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 21 June 2004 16:27 (twenty-two years ago)

clingfilm

― pete b. (pete b.), Monday, 21 June 2004 16:27 (twenty-two years ago)

A) long black cloak with nothing under it
B) my guess is N.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 21 June 2004 16:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Watch _Eyes Wide Shut_. Don't wear what they did.

Also: LOINCLOTH.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 21 June 2004 16:27 (twenty-two years ago)

there aren't any woods in Britain!

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 21 June 2004 16:27 (twenty-two years ago)

julia seems to know who this person is!

― oops (Oops), Monday, 21 June 2004 16:27 (twenty-two years ago)

a hard-on and a $50 bill.

― ddb (ddb), Monday, 21 June 2004 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Or Julia's just trying to make Mr. Ignogito happy about his ass.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 21 June 2004 16:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Whole lotta code breaking going on.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 21 June 2004 16:29 (twenty-two years ago)

You must find the perfect trousers to highlight your wondrous ass.

And make sure everyone looks at that ass by flying a handkerchief signaling your preferred perversion.

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 21 June 2004 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I appreciate the aesthetics of the male ass.

So that was what I thought of, though, yes, pleeeease avoid looking anything like Bruce Springsteen.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Monday, 21 June 2004 16:34 (twenty-two years ago)

seriously, what's a code party? Is it all nudge nudge wink wink?

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 21 June 2004 16:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Semaphore, baby.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 21 June 2004 16:37 (twenty-two years ago)

it's all

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sweet ass!

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 21 June 2004 16:38 (twenty-two years ago)

it's all an enigma.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 21 June 2004 16:38 (twenty-two years ago)

C = foreplay
Java = straight-up bonin'
Javascript = leave your clothes on

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 21 June 2004 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

C# = Gear!'s roommate

― Jon Williams!!!!! (ROFFLE!@!@!@) (ex machina), Monday, 21 June 2004 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I never say 'innit' or 'van halen'.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 21 June 2004 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

It's carsmile.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 21 June 2004 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

wear bodypaint

― mouse, Monday, 21 June 2004 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Go as the Great God Pan:
http://www.satyr-glade.net/Photos/Lunarhornedgod.jpg

― sexyDancer, Monday, 21 June 2004 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

That looks more like the Great God Bootsy Collins as B'Wana Beast.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 21 June 2004 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

HELLLOOOOOOOO
http://www.pussysnorkel.com/images/jadenew.jpg

― Carey (Carey), Monday, 21 June 2004 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

*blink*

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 21 June 2004 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.funfolly.com/g/mascots/c21018ud.jpg

― j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 21 June 2004 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

oh spencer, no.

― g--ff (gcannon), Monday, 21 June 2004 18:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I hear M*untain G*ats t-shirts work even better than a gin & tonic

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 21 June 2004 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

ONLY IF YOU WANT TO END UP WITH A GIRL LIKE THIS.

― j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 21 June 2004 18:34 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.bulgereport.com/photogallery/loincloth.jpg

― oops (Oops), Monday, 21 June 2004 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

http://fursuit.timduru.org/dirlist/FurryCon/SylCon/Sylcon2/Skunki_kneeling.jpg

― sexyDancer, Monday, 21 June 2004 18:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I went to the school that supposedly invented the "Dressed To Get Laid" party, and I've been, so here's my thoughts, for what they're worth:

-the people wearing the most elaborate outfits end up not getting laid, primarily because they get lots of compliments and attention and free booze (i.e. "someone get the giant bunny another shot!") and therefore never get to zone in on a mate and usually end up passed out in a corner, though there is the chance you will trigger the libido of someone obsessed with bunnies, so you never know (I say a "simple" costume works fine, "clever" works best, "elaborate" does not work very well)

-the people who BYOB (or "other stuff") and keep it hidden for when the party runs out usually do get laid

-only about 1/3 of the people there are truly looking for a private party, but they're easy to spot

Also, anticipate that someone else will show up as the following:

Cupid
other various mythology figures (satyrs, etc.)
A brick layer and/or brick
a giant cuddly animal
a vampire
a mistletoe (this works, though!)
a Playboy bunny

If you're a girl, lingerie works every time. If you're a boy, I'd go with a Viennese mask and silk boxers, or wear a suit, cop a smoky/sexy attitude and tell everyone you're Richard Gere in American Gigolo (I've seen this one work well).

For what it's worth, anyway.....

― jsoulja (jsoulja), Monday, 21 June 2004 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

wear whatever this guy wore
http://costumezone.com/images%2Fproducts%2Ff%2Ffa145%2Egif

― oops (Oops), Monday, 21 June 2004 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.stenfelt.com/kermit.gif

― m. (mitchlnw), Monday, 21 June 2004 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh Kermie, how could you?!

― jsoulja (jsoulja), Monday, 21 June 2004 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

THAT IS STILL THE BEST PICTURE ON THE INTERNET

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

L.R., who sometimes posts here, had a smashing success wearing a blood-spattered butcher's apron and a similarly gory surgical mask, though this was for Halloween. A profoundly hot girl, a total stranger, looked at him, shouted "American Psycho!" and immediately started making out with him.

― Dickerson Pike (Dickerson Pike), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Right!

Wow, greatness. Total, it is. Rockin', y'all, hardcoredamnnn. Thanks: sincere, heartfelt, pleasantly surprised.

I have a costume! Fused from all of yr wisdom, and rendered lame by my cowardice and boringness etc, but I like it. Assuming it's sunny, anyway, the plan: suit jacket, mostly-undone ballroom shirt (poss. w/ lipstick stains), undone bow tie, possibly v-small mask (that may be laying it on a bit thick). If the weather looks like being nice, posh-ass silk boxers, if not, some form of trouser, w/ POINTY SHOES.

Rah!

― -, Monday, 21 June 2004 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

"If you're a boy, I'd go with a Viennese mask and silk boxers..."

I think you mean "Venetian", but if you must wear a Viennese mask, Falco works better than Hermes Phettberg.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

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