― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Monday, 21 June 2004 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)
― DJ Martian (djmartian), Monday, 21 June 2004 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)
― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Monday, 21 June 2004 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 21 June 2004 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Monday, 21 June 2004 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)
― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Monday, 21 June 2004 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)
― chris (chris), Monday, 21 June 2004 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)
― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Monday, 21 June 2004 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)
― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Monday, 21 June 2004 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)
― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)
― Tag (Tag), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)
― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)
(possible future headline?)
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:09 (twenty-two years ago)
― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)
(after a sending off)
― de, Monday, 21 June 2004 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)
― Tag (Tag), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)
― Tag (Tag), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)
― de, Monday, 21 June 2004 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)
― chris (chris), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)
― de, Monday, 21 June 2004 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)
― Tag (Tag), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)
― de, Monday, 21 June 2004 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)
(shot of pre-game workout)
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)
― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)
(column)
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)
― de, Monday, 21 June 2004 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)
― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)
(after being caught dogging)
― de, Monday, 21 June 2004 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)
― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)
― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)
― de, Monday, 21 June 2004 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)
― DJ Martian (djmartian), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)
― de, Monday, 21 June 2004 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)
― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)
― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)
― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)
― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)
― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)
― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)
― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)
― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)
― DJ Martian (djmartian), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)
― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Monday, 21 June 2004 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)
So, The Sun came up with...
ROO LUCKY BOY, WAYNE
...which is still one million times better than the Star's
WAYNE ROONEY ELBOW STORM
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 1 March 2011 11:00 (fifteen years ago)
ROO-PLE'S ELBOW
― Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 11:28 (fifteen years ago)
Don't get it
― Tom D (Tom D.), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 11:29 (fifteen years ago)
it's another ru paul pun
― conrad, Tuesday, 1 March 2011 11:30 (fifteen years ago)
WIGAN GET SOME ELBOW ROON
― MPx4A, Tuesday, 1 March 2011 11:43 (fifteen years ago)
BUILD A ROOKET, BOYS!!!
― Jlloyd, I'm ready to be heartbroken (ken c), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 17:12 (fifteen years ago)
This is.... amazing.
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 17:44 (fifteen years ago)
GETTING A WAYNE WITH IT
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 17:47 (fifteen years ago)
ha!
― F-Unit (Ste), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 19:39 (fifteen years ago)
― Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 11:28 (8 hours ago) Bookmark
More like THE CORP-ROO-ATE ELBOW amirite
― Samuel (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 19:49 (fifteen years ago)
A bumper crop today:
ROO PLANS TEEN TREAT FOR COLLEEN - Daily StarCLARET & ROO! - also in the Daily StarROO ARE THE ONE THAT I WANT - News of the WorldHAT-TRICK ROONEY IS BLINDING AND EFFING - also in the News of the WorldHAMMERS HIT BY THE CURSE OF ROONEY - Independent on SundayROONEY TO THE RESCUE - Sunday Times FERGIE'S BLUE HOODOO - also in the Sunday Times, feel they missed a trick hereHEROO & VILLAIN - the PeopleROO'S MADE THIS MESS? - also in the People (Colleen photographed at a Kylie concert with sick on her shoes)ROOVOLTING - the People, againWAYNE SO DEADLY IN HAMMER HORROR - Sunday Express, AAAAA++, would read againWAYNE OF TERROR - Sunday MirrorSHAME ON ROO - another one in the Sunday MirrorROONEY'S DISGRACE - Mail on Sunday, probably about how he causes cancer or something
― James Mitchell, Sunday, 3 April 2011 10:23 (fifteen years ago)
Hair We Go
― this you irl http://i.imgur.com/v3kw8.gif (cozen), Saturday, 4 June 2011 10:36 (fifteen years ago)
the word, it's not a word is it really, "ROO" disgusts me as much as the man (it's not a man is it really) and his face.
― Suggest Banter (Local Garda), Saturday, 4 June 2011 11:42 (fifteen years ago)
it's like the way celebs have their branded shortened name, like j-lo or something, and rooney's is like something mythical feral youths would shout at you before knifing you, "ROO"
― Suggest Banter (Local Garda), Saturday, 4 June 2011 11:43 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13654209
― this you irl http://i.imgur.com/v3kw8.gif (cozen), Saturday, 4 June 2011 11:46 (fifteen years ago)
Roo(nan) OTM
― StanM, Saturday, 4 June 2011 11:47 (fifteen years ago)
New Hair Takes Roo-t
― Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Saturday, 4 June 2011 11:58 (fifteen years ago)
Let Down Your Hair, Roo-punzel
― Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Saturday, 4 June 2011 12:00 (fifteen years ago)
Wayne's Roo-f Needs Thatching
― Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Saturday, 4 June 2011 12:06 (fifteen years ago)
... I could go on all day
― Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Saturday, 4 June 2011 12:07 (fifteen years ago)
congrats to the News of the World journalist who gets the easy job of having their next article be a page of badly-photoshopped speculative hair-ROOs.
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 4 June 2011 12:13 (fifteen years ago)
Afroo Puffs
― blueski, Saturday, 4 June 2011 12:43 (fifteen years ago)
http://yfrog.com/gznpmbtj
― this you irl http://i.imgur.com/v3kw8.gif (cozen), Monday, 6 June 2011 11:34 (fifteen years ago)
On 7 May, Manchester United star Michael Owen tweeted: "How old are you in that photo? Your face looks like a 12 year olds but your hair looks like a 60 year old!".
Wayne Rooney retworted "@michael_owen yeh but yer 31 and yr knee is more crippled than the 70 yr old i shagged last week LOL"
― Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Monday, 6 June 2011 11:54 (fifteen years ago)
more disturbing is that Michael Owen is apparently known as "Mo"
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Monday, 6 June 2011 11:59 (fifteen years ago)
(Maybe other people knew this)
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Monday, 6 June 2011 12:04 (fifteen years ago)
I did not know this. Perhaps a reference to Maureen Tucker, drummer for unpopular 60s beat combo, the Velvet Undergrounds?
― Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Monday, 6 June 2011 12:10 (fifteen years ago)
also TEA party activist
― Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Monday, 6 June 2011 12:22 (fifteen years ago)
The Times calls Rooney "An Idiot Abroad" and the Daily Telegraph's front page just says "Idiot". The Guardian is slightly more circumspect asking "Through at what price?" while the Daily Express says "We will Roo this moment". The Daily Mail screams "Roo Fool!" and the Sun calls the striker "Roonatic".
― r|t|c, Saturday, 8 October 2011 07:48 (fourteen years ago)
ROOPAUL
― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 19 October 2011 21:03 (fourteen years ago)
THE WAYNE IN UKRAINE FAILS MAINLY BY EVERY AVAILABLE YARDSTICK
― Alba, Sunday, 24 June 2012 21:43 (thirteen years ago)
no no, terrible Rooney headlines
― Ismael Klata, Sunday, 24 June 2012 21:48 (thirteen years ago)
"ROONEY A CUNT: ALSO SHIT"
― irrational angst that makes me innocuously thingy (darraghmac), Sunday, 24 June 2012 21:53 (thirteen years ago)
Isn't that the "Jimmy Carr" headline?
― Mark G, Monday, 25 June 2012 08:25 (thirteen years ago)
this morning I actually saw:
"KNOW HOW ROO FEEL"
― ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Monday, 25 June 2012 08:38 (thirteen years ago)
it was on a front page too
hair today gone yesterday
― Rosie 47 (ken c), Monday, 25 June 2012 08:44 (thirteen years ago)
the shite pele - like pele, but shite, completely shite
Inspector Rooseau - Bungling Oaf in Search of a Clue
― gonna send him to outer space, to hug another face (NickB), Monday, 25 June 2012 08:57 (thirteen years ago)
think i had coined tsp but i may be oscar wildeing there
― irrational angst that makes me innocuously thingy (darraghmac), Monday, 25 June 2012 09:58 (thirteen years ago)
50 Shades of gROO
Wayne Rooney follows in Theo Walcott's footsteps by writing his own novels, except this time it isn't kids books, but granny erotica.
― Smothered, Covered and Chunked!!! (a hoy hoy), Monday, 25 June 2012 12:10 (thirteen years ago)
OCH AYE THE ROO
The back page of tomorrow's Mirror. The subheading is "Fab: Wayne only knows Scottish!" which leaves me no wiser.
― Alba, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 23:27 (thirteen years ago)
Rooney made a comment recently about how Capello was hard to understand at times
― Number None, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 23:30 (thirteen years ago)
I have now read the amazing story.
Capello said: "After seeing the latest game [against Italy], I think Rooney only understands Scottish. That's because he only plays well in Manchester, where Sir Alex Ferguson speaks Scottish."
― Alba, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 23:31 (thirteen years ago)
i figured it was a reference to his performances in an international jersey tbh
― I blame the prurience (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 23:31 (thirteen years ago)
I didn't see either of the last two quarter finals so i can only assume Rooney performed to his usual high standard
― Number None, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 23:35 (thirteen years ago)
Barca in for Rooney as Chelsea interest Waynes
― anky, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 05:52 (twelve years ago)
Enjoy that one purely for the implication that either Tito or Jose would actually be remotely interested in our beloved Wazza Roon.
― Third Rate Zoo Keepers With Tenth Rate Minds (Windsor Davies), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 08:59 (twelve years ago)
IRON ROO in today's Daily Star.
― Daniel Giraffe, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 12:02 (eleven years ago)
http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14/11/18/15d81bca614dcb41e5ac6d1a26339244.jpg
http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14/11/18/cf42282ca31bb3ddff9662b29d540f16.jpg
http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14/11/18/9ba511aa2573a8a9358a8e5443c0f83d.jpg
― Number None, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 00:14 (eleven years ago)