Dumb Tattoos [A Picture Thread]

Wait, is that top one a tongue? Because if it's a tongue, why does it have hairs on it?
There is something very unsettling about those few seconds while a photo is loading and you are uncertain as to just what part of someone's body you are looking at.

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

you should get a tattoo of a tongue, on your tongue.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

No picbut easy to imagine.

A black and white sketch of Marilyn Manson, on a girls upper right forearm.

WTF!?!?!?!!?!?

― mei (mei), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Obvious but still. . .

http://www.showbizireland.com/images/stars/jackass6.jpg

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

speaking of marilyn: http://www.sanctuarytattoo.com/chris/images/othertats/manson.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)

also from steve-o

http://www.steveovideo.com/fanclub/images/weiner1.jpg

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 18:33 (twenty-two years ago)

That'd be funny if that was his weiner.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.abqradio.com/knml/gallery/JRTS/images/Romefan02.jpg

(That's supposed to be Jim Rome, for what it's worth.)

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 18:36 (twenty-two years ago)

it's even funnier b/c wiener is misspelled

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.tattoosbygarrett.com/assets/img_thumbs1/pk_img24.jpg

Gene as Christ? WTF?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

That motorhead tattoo is badass, in my opinion.

― andy, Tuesday, 22 June 2004 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

That jesus-on-penis tattoo is awesome. When he gets hard, jesus gets all tall and shit!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.histar.com/djs/jeff_jer/starchive/2002-05/images/tattooed.jpg

true!

― Laura E (laurae55), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

hahaha, followup to that one - http://www.qconline.com/archives/qco/sections.cgi?cop!id!143377

(his trailer-park roommates tried to kill him for whining!)

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

His grandmother says he hasn't been able to find a job. Gee, wonder why. .

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 21:23 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

http://www.asylum.com/gallery/ink-that-stinks/481198/

Guys... a Corky From Life Goes On tattoo... which sucks.

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.asylum.com/media/2007/11/corky-chris-burke-tattoo-45.jpg

― Mackro Mackro, Saturday, 15 December 2007 23:36 (eighteen years ago)

Many more in the link above.

― Mackro Mackro, Saturday, 15 December 2007 23:37 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.asylum.com/media/2007/11/chair-ottoman-tattoo-456a11.jpg

I really like this Eames chair though. I wouldn't get that, but it's a good rendition.

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Sunday, 16 December 2007 00:40 (eighteen years ago)

ahem
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.asylum.com/media/2007/11/chair-ottoman-tattoo-456a11.jpg

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Sunday, 16 December 2007 00:42 (eighteen years ago)

I think the guy who misspelled "awesome" as "awsome" is an all time winner.

― Oilyrags, Sunday, 16 December 2007 00:46 (eighteen years ago)

I think the winner might be Squaw Dog.

― Mackro Mackro, Sunday, 16 December 2007 04:44 (eighteen years ago)

Eames chair tat is fucking win! Holy shit what a wonderful thing to get, and yes, v well done.

― Abbott, Sunday, 16 December 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, this one is sweet, not awful:

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.asylum.com/media/2007/11/angel-bikers-tattoo-456a110.jpg

― Abbott, Sunday, 16 December 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

hahahaha

― pc user, Sunday, 16 December 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

wish my username was HUG LIFE

― pc user, Sunday, 16 December 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

I was just coming to say that 'hug life' is awesome in theory, if not something you want 'til death do you part.

― milo z, Sunday, 16 December 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

not ususally into puns, but that's a corker.

― pc user, Sunday, 16 December 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

roomier hug life, I thought it was a back piece -
http://a0.vox.com/6a00c2252109788e1d00d10a7ae8f88bfa-pi

― milo z, Sunday, 16 December 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

The uhhh....handle bars on those bikes make for an awfully confusing tattoo. She has an erect gray penis and he has a flaccid bellybutton protrusion.

― Kate, non masonic, Sunday, 16 December 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

The boy has a piece-of-chewing-gum-shaped ear :-(

― StanM, Sunday, 16 December 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

Between the bikes, the ironic appropriation of rap music and the back-to-childhood friendship fetishism, it's like the perfect trifecta of annoying '07 punx.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 16 December 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

http://spc.bodymodification.com/tattoos/2000/may_june/demon2.jpg

I take it this person doesn't use tampons... Nor have penetrative sex.

― Tuomas, Sunday, 16 December 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

I agree with Abbott, that tattoo is sweet. Though it would've been nicer without the 2Pac bun.

― Tuomas, Sunday, 16 December 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

Pun.

― Tuomas, Sunday, 16 December 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

but that's the only good thing about it! besides, any tattoo that big is going to look stoopid, tbh.

― pc user, Sunday, 16 December 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

that hug life tattoo is hella stupid.

― chaki, Sunday, 16 December 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

I didn't even realize it was a pun!

― Abbott, Sunday, 16 December 2007 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

Me neither, until Whiney pointed it out.

― Tuomas, Sunday, 16 December 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

if it is a pun i'd think it's a bit ~~racist~~ spiteful

― wanko ergo sum, Sunday, 16 December 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

yes, its a pun.

― chaki, Sunday, 16 December 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

i don't know why it would be racist, but i should know better than take the bait

― Super Cub, Sunday, 16 December 2007 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

more white hipsters on bikes, less black people dealing crack! Supercub.

― wanko ergo sum, Sunday, 16 December 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

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I think that is supposed to be Rodney Dangerfield.

― Abbott, Sunday, 16 December 2007 23:39 (eighteen years ago)

Our left, not Kinison's left.

― HI DERE, Sunday, 16 December 2007 23:40 (eighteen years ago)

I see Kinison, Fields, Hardy and Dangerfield. The dark draped figure on the other side of Sam from Rodney doesn't have a visible face.

― Oilyrags, Sunday, 16 December 2007 23:46 (eighteen years ago)

benny hill, innit

― pc user, Sunday, 16 December 2007 23:48 (eighteen years ago)

That "drape" is hair. It's the left profile of a head; you can see the eye and part of the nose and mouth. I just can't tell if that's supposed to be another comedian or someone else entirely.

― HI DERE, Sunday, 16 December 2007 23:49 (eighteen years ago)

Oops, yeah, Hill. Right you are.

I'm reading that dark area as cloth or leather rather than hair, compared to the hair on the other portraits.

― Oilyrags, Sunday, 16 December 2007 23:54 (eighteen years ago)

What you're saying are facial features are too distorted by the curve of the body for me to tell wtf they are.

― Oilyrags, Sunday, 16 December 2007 23:56 (eighteen years ago)

whoah, the fat rolls/saddle bags on that dude kind of compound the aesthetic wipeout

― Drew Daniel, Sunday, 16 December 2007 23:57 (eighteen years ago)

it's kind of fucked to say that because someone has weight problems it devalues their inherent aesthetic worth

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 17 December 2007 02:36 (eighteen years ago)

BIG IS BEAUTIFUL, DREW

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 17 December 2007 02:36 (eighteen years ago)

Benny Hill tattoos, however, are never beautiful

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 17 December 2007 02:38 (eighteen years ago)

Rodney looks properly exasperated with being inked on this guy's back.

― Abbott, Monday, 17 December 2007 03:39 (eighteen years ago)

http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/5711/neck2kv4.th.jpg

― joygoat, Monday, 17 December 2007 05:26 (eighteen years ago)

Oops

http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/5711/neck2kv4.jpg

― joygoat, Monday, 17 December 2007 05:27 (eighteen years ago)

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b377/kmartafterdark/EMAIL/tattoo.jpg

― chaki, Monday, 17 December 2007 05:29 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.instablogsimages.com/images/2007/10/16/legal-tattoo_1822.jpg

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 17 December 2007 05:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.instablogsgallery.com/gallery/2007/09/17/tv-inspired-tatts12_1822.jpg

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 17 December 2007 06:02 (eighteen years ago)

eye tattoo:

http://www.instablogsimages.com/images/2007/09/17/eye-tattooing2_1822.jpg

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 17 December 2007 06:03 (eighteen years ago)

http://nuggets.mu.nu/wp-content/images/Geek%20Tattoo.jpg

― J0rdan S., Monday, 17 December 2007 06:04 (eighteen years ago)

http://web.mit.edu/elex/www/secret_directory/bitches.jpg

― J0rdan S., Monday, 17 December 2007 06:06 (eighteen years ago)

that one is awesome

― chaki, Monday, 17 December 2007 07:24 (eighteen years ago)

most definitely NSFW

― the table is the table, Monday, 17 December 2007 07:28 (eighteen years ago)

you honestly think that's a tattoo?

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 17 December 2007 07:34 (eighteen years ago)

why would it not be?

― the table is the table, Monday, 17 December 2007 07:38 (eighteen years ago)

Because girls get tattoos on their vaginas because they want to be sexy, not because they want to make a twelfth grader laugh.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 17 December 2007 09:17 (eighteen years ago)

I guess. I don't have a vagina or a tattoo.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 17 December 2007 09:18 (eighteen years ago)

Maybe it's time you did something about that, then.

― libcrypt, Monday, 17 December 2007 09:21 (eighteen years ago)

also because it's clearly drawn with markers.

― J0rdan S., Monday, 17 December 2007 09:25 (eighteen years ago)

two years pass...

NSFW

― she is writing about love (Jenny), Thursday, 25 March 2010 01:53 (sixteen years ago)

There was no way I was not going to get evidence of this one. Sweet Christ this is bad in so many ways. fuck bitch's get money:

http://i845.photobucket.com/albums/ab18/expatrica2/stat.jpg

― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 20:41 (sixteen years ago)

oh my god that is horrible

― STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 20:43 (sixteen years ago)

its like prison tattoo meets bored in algebra class

― mayor jingleberries, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 21:00 (sixteen years ago)

That looks infected. Or like it will be infected very soon.

― she is writing about love (Jenny), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 21:08 (sixteen years ago)

OMG those toenails.

― SUPER USA (╓abies), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 02:22 (sixteen years ago)

Toenails?

x-post It's not infected - he did it himself years ago. My guess is that it was infected at some point and just healed really badly. He's trying to get it covered up - thank God. I was like, "Steven, I'm sorry but that is the worst tattoo I've ever actually seen. Please let me take a picture to show the internet?" He was a good sport.

― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 02:26 (sixteen years ago)

Part of me enjoys weird scratcher ink like that.

― a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 02:38 (sixteen years ago)

four months pass...

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/nmt4.png

― ('_') (omar little), Friday, 13 August 2010 23:37 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/mocapla3.png

― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 14 August 2010 07:27 (fifteen years ago)

Bob Marley, the world famous Jimi Hendrix impersonator...

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 14 August 2010 07:59 (fifteen years ago)

two months pass...

So this is one of my friend K's tattoos:
http://i934.photobucket.com/albums/ad184/sdolnack/874d6882.jpg

― twisted sister hazel dickens (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 5 November 2010 01:06 (fifteen years ago)

is that...the starship Enterprise?

― glengarry glenn danzig (latebloomer), Friday, 5 November 2010 01:15 (fifteen years ago)

yes.

― twisted sister hazel dickens (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 5 November 2010 01:15 (fifteen years ago)

I feel like Bill O'Reilly or some shit when I look at that.

― She Got the Shakes, Friday, 5 November 2010 01:24 (fifteen years ago)

ten months pass...

crossposted from the summer gay thread:

This guy was at the horse races - on "family day" no less - with some lucky female companion.

http://i.imgur.com/X9U1x.jpg

― it was as good of a time as any to show a lighter side of 9/11 research (Je55e), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 16:14 (fourteen years ago)

NSFW

― owenf, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 16:36 (fourteen years ago)

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/9/2011/09/zeltat.jpg

this one is nice and terrible

― strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 18:21 (fourteen years ago)

I would rather be friends with that weirdo than the guy with the dismembered lady gimp on his leg.

― pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 21:00 (fourteen years ago)

Wau, I just glanced and saw some kind of manga bondage porn, didn't look close enough to see the dismemberment. wtf...

― Prostetnic Vogon Limbaugh (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 21:05 (fourteen years ago)

Probably just a big 'boxing helena' fan ...

― BlackIronPrison, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 21:25 (fourteen years ago)

four years pass...

http://i.imgur.com/oPUkVIK.jpg

― 龜, Sunday, 8 May 2016 16:27 (ten years ago)

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