My dentist's breath smells like NAVEL

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The man whom I am supposed to trust for keeping my mouth squeaky clean & minty fresh has the most unimaginably vile breath in the world. I can smell this THROUGH HIS MASK as he leans over me to inspect my toothies. Discuss.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 23 June 2004 02:09 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread's title has put me off my food for a month,

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 02:17 (twenty-one years ago)

and you don't WANT to know what my gynecologist's breath reeks of...

― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 02:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Tuna?

― (I'm Gonna Sit Right Down and) Whittle Away My Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 02:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Lock this bitch like a gimp in a gunshop!

― j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 02:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Professional Bad Breath. What? It's not just a localized thing?

― jim wentworth (wench), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 02:55 (twenty-one years ago)

still, what's so wrong about a dentist odor of oranges?

― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 02:59 (twenty-one years ago)

if there are only two dentists in your town, go to the one with the worse teeth.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 03:00 (twenty-one years ago)

She innocently asks "What do navels smell like?".

― aimurchie, Wednesday, 23 June 2004 03:00 (twenty-one years ago)

at least his breath doesn't smell like wee ... or ass.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 03:03 (twenty-one years ago)

or LYSOL DOUCHE.

― (I'm Gonna Sit Right Down and) Whittle Away My Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 03:09 (twenty-one years ago)

There's so much more to be said here.

― Skottie, Sunday, 27 June 2004 02:47 (twenty-one years ago)

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