Who would win a fight between Gizmo and Winnie the Pooh?

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I'm guessing Winnie the Pooh, since his bulk would come into play. Gizmo's only a little runt, so wouldn't be able to fight back.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Thursday, 24 June 2004 09:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I've just realised how Ca11umesque this looks. For this, I am sorry.

But who do you think would win a fight, it';s been bugging me for ages.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Thursday, 24 June 2004 09:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Winnie the Pooh wouldn't fight anyone!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 24 June 2004 09:54 (twenty-one years ago)

He would if Gizmo split his pint over him.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Thursday, 24 June 2004 09:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Or stole his honey.

― robster (robster), Thursday, 24 June 2004 09:56 (twenty-one years ago)

"hunny"

― chris (chris), Thursday, 24 June 2004 09:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Clearly Pooh. This is a simple one - Winnie will clearly have one or more of piglet, Tigger and Eye-ore kicking around. They would obviously team up on the Gremlin.

Water wouldn't come into it, because the other Gremlin's don't even like Gizmo, and would just accelerate his kicking.

― ___ (___), Thursday, 24 June 2004 09:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah no, you can't bring his mates into it. And none of the mates you've mentioned would be much help, except maybe Tigger.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Thursday, 24 June 2004 10:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Gremlins 2 demonstrated how dangerous one Gizmo can be if you push him too far.

Piglet's too tiny to fight. Eye-ore would just assume any attempt to be futile.

Agreed on Tigger being the handiest of the mates. "Bounth bounth bounth motherfucker!!"

― robster (robster), Thursday, 24 June 2004 10:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Tigger would bounce Gizmo into the river, where his only chance of survival would be clinging to a passing Poohstick.

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 24 June 2004 10:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Piglet is the same size as Gizmo!

― ___ (___), Thursday, 24 June 2004 10:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sure Owl would have something to say about this.

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 24 June 2004 10:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Surely you remember what water does to Mogwais, Mark? Pushing him/her to the river wouldn't be a wise move.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 24 June 2004 10:07 (twenty-one years ago)

ILE has finally become like the comic boards I thought I left behind.

― I am not a mandible (Barima), Thursday, 24 June 2004 10:08 (twenty-one years ago)

for a moment I thought that said "what water does to Mogwai", which would presumably belong on ILM.

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 24 June 2004 10:10 (twenty-one years ago)

sooner or later one or other of them would fall into the Heffalump Trap anyway, bringing the FITE to a swift conclusion.

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 24 June 2004 10:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Should Pooh fall in battle, we'll REALLY get to see the full force of a pissed off Piglet who done got pushed to far.

― I am not a mandible (Barima), Thursday, 24 June 2004 10:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Dick Butkus.

― AaronK (AaronK), Thursday, 24 June 2004 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I would win. Pooh is not terribly smart so I hear.

― gizmo (gizmo), Thursday, 24 June 2004 23:32 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

This was never resolved.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 23 December 2005 13:22 (twenty years ago)

four years pass...

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― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 02:57 (sixteen years ago)

http://img.youtube.com/vi/7CRj62UcaiA/0.jpg

― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 2 February 2010 03:59 (sixteen years ago)

pistol beats flaming-arrow

― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 2 February 2010 04:00 (sixteen years ago)

thought gizmo was lighting a blunt for a second

― djembe jivin’ sidekick (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 05:40 (sixteen years ago)

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