Are you acceptable?

Vegetarianism

me - yes
voni - o yes my goodness indeeed o yes

Paganism

me - well ok maybe this is interesting
voni - amongst several other weird fucking ideas ok

Bad lyrics

me - why yes. i'm not sure i can tell the difference
voni - i didn't really care to listen

Sexual Freedom

me = no
voni- no ( caveat= i'm making the decision for her)

Simulated menstrual blood drinking
me-ok
voni - whos fucking menstrual blood is that???

Yelling cunt repeatedly at the top of your voice

me - ok at work
voni - never

Paganism - no thanks

Bad lyrics - yes!

Sexual Freedom - er...

Simulated menstrual blood drinking - uh, what?

Yelling cunt repeatedly at the top of your voice - now that just wouldn't be nice.

Vegetarianism - yes

Paganism - silly

Bad lyrics - silly

Sexual Freedom - silly

Simulated menstrual blood drinking - beyond silly

Yelling cunt repeatedly at the top of your voice - you silly fucking cunt!

yes to all.

I'm a go with the (menstrual)flow kinda gal.

Paganism
No.

Bad lyrics
Yes.

Sexual Freedom
Yes, that's fine. Whatever roasts your toast.

Simulated menstrual blood drinking
Only to embarass my friends at dinner parties.

Yelling cunt repeatedly at the top of your voice
No.

Paganism -Nah, not my thing. Sorry.

Bad lyrics -Is there any other kind?

Sexual Freedom -yes! yes! YES!

Simulated menstrual blood drinking -Nope, don't think so.

Yelling cunt repeatedly at the top of your voice -maybe under special circumstances that might warrant that kind of behaviour but I can't really think of any special circumstances that would warrant that kind of behaviour.

this is all kinda okcupid.

CUNT!

See?

(x-post)

Paganism: NO PAGAN HUMPING CIRCLE!

Bad lyrics: These are good for amusement if they are seriously bad. Moderately bad or pedestrian lyrics are unacceptable, and make the music unlistenable.

Sexual Freedom: er, define this. I'm a monogamist, if that's what you mean. And unrepentantly heterosexual.

Simulated menstrual blood drinking: I think I saw this at the Michigan Womyn's Music Festival, but I can't be sure.

Yelling cunt repeatedly at the top of your voice: I DEFINITELY saw this at the Michigan Womyn's Music Festival. It wasn't as amusing as seeing the white woman arguing to get into the Native-American-only Sweat Lodge Tent on the basis that she had been a Payute in a past life.

Paganism

Nah. There's no poetry to it.

Bad lyrics

GREAT when they're heavy-handed, earnest psych/punk/country (political messages and stuff about EXPANDING YOUR MIND are urgent and key, particularly when delivered in voices that are either mock-ghoulish or aggro-emo-dickhead).

Sexual Freedom

As long as it's between two consenting adults, I'm all for it.

Simulated menstrual blood drinking

Fine as long as I don't have to watch.

Yelling cunt repeatedly at the top of your voice

Fine (classic, in fact) as long as it's not during a production of The Vagina Monologues.

Paganism - No. This is at least as annoying as most flavors of Christianity.

Bad lyrics - Yeah sure, but the music had better be rockin' enough to balance it out.

Sexual Freedom - Yeah, but I think this is a trick question because the phrase is ambiguous as hell and could mean "monogamy" or it could mean "freedom to fuck goats as well as chickens." I'm gonna say "yeah" though cause, well, do what you gotta do.

Simulated menstrual blood drinking - Eh, what's being modified by "simulated" there? Like, is the blood fake, or is it real menstrual blood and I'm just simulating actually drinking it? Or is it real blood simulating menstrual blood? I mean I really can't answer this one until I get some clarification.

Yelling cunt repeatedly at the top of your voice - Nah, but do what you gotta do. I personally think the c-bomb should never be yelled repeatedly. It loses too much of it's charm if it's not dropped singularly and unexpectedly, regardless of relative volume.

thing is - according to kate - any of these is fine in and of itself

however

combining ANY two or more of these tendencies will place you beyond redeemable acceptency.

(i will also note this is a thread about "This is rock bitch")

Paganism
I've never known an actual pagan, but the stereotypical image makes it sound kinda silly. It's either pathetic, angsty black-metal folks or crusty hippies dancing naked in the moonlight. Me, I'm quite far from both of those types. I'm also as firm an atheist as one can be.

Bad lyrics
I don't pay much attention to lyrics unless it's rap. In some genres bad lyrics are a prerequisite, I guess. It's a cliché to say that good music can make even the worst lyrics sound profound, but it's true also.

Sexual Freedom
This is up to everyone's own choice. I've tried it, and found out that isn't for me. I tend to have too big an emotional investment in sex, so I'll choose commitment over freedom.

Simulated menstrual blood drinking
??? Are these questions based on your personal experiences, Kate? Menstruation is not a taboo to me, I've had several enlightening conversations about the subject with my (female) friends. But this sounds like a bit too much.

Yelling cunt repeatedly at the top of your voice
No.

No Tuomas, it's not based on my personal experiences. The questions in this "test" are based on a rather silly documentary that screened in Australia last night about a bevy of english pagan women who formed a band called rock bitch and live in a commune in spain or france or something.

for me, no. for thee, if that's yer thing i suppose -- just don't make me give up my cheeseburger for yer tofu.

Paganism

see replacing one bunch of silly, irrational beliefs for another and thinking that it's an improvement. again, if it's yer thing.

Bad lyrics

who pays attention to lyrics?

Sexual Freedom

not w/ my wife/girlfriend/significant other. unless yer female, cute, and i can participate.

Simulated menstrual blood drinking

eh? does this involve cherry kool-aid or red bull?

Yelling cunt repeatedly at the top of your voice

the c-bomb must be used judiciously and as a last result only.