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i'm still not sure how i should feel about this story:

A man who told police he was bent on going on a murderous rampage believed people in his native New Brunswick were nice, so he planned to gun down people in Toronto instead - until a friendly dog changed his mind about the city's residents.

in true canuk fashion he & his intended victims were all too pleasant to carry out a mass murder. i fear what may've occurred if parking enforcement got to him before the dog did. toronto really dodged the bullet, so to speak, here.

― dyson (dyson), Friday, 25 June 2004 13:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I register that I have read the above.

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 25 June 2004 13:03 (twenty-one years ago)

should i feel good about this story¿
or very, very nervous¿

― dyson (dyson), Friday, 25 June 2004 13:07 (twenty-one years ago)

LOCK THIS DUPLICATE THREAD.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 25 June 2004 13:07 (twenty-one years ago)

where's the otehr¿

― dyson (dyson), Friday, 25 June 2004 13:10 (twenty-one years ago)

ooops - i couldn't spot another one on it - where be it?

― dyson (dyson), Friday, 25 June 2004 13:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Thank goodness for friendly dogs! (Shooting spree averted by happy pup in Toronto)

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 25 June 2004 13:11 (twenty-one years ago)

ahhh.
do i have to go to the principal's office over this one¿

― dyson (dyson), Friday, 25 June 2004 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)

YES.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 25 June 2004 13:19 (twenty-one years ago)

usurping fellow Canadian = very un-Canadian thing to do.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 25 June 2004 13:20 (twenty-one years ago)

i suppose a more fitting punishment would be a 2 minute minor then¿ also that other thread deteriorated into a pic thread rather quickly.

― dyson (dyson), Friday, 25 June 2004 13:22 (twenty-one years ago)

hahaha, yeah, get in the box with you!

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 25 June 2004 13:26 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe we should have a mod rename this thread to "what is the appropriate method to punish a naughty canadian¿"

― dyson (dyson), Friday, 25 June 2004 13:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Send him to Gaspe.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 25 June 2004 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I think we've all been punished enough...
http://www.thewhitlams.com/pics/ontheroad/bullard_billboard.jpg

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Friday, 25 June 2004 14:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I was gonna say, isn't being Canadian punishment enough?

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 25 June 2004 14:03 (twenty-one years ago)

We should open up a store together, Hstencil, selling anti-Cdn knick-knacks.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Friday, 25 June 2004 14:05 (twenty-one years ago)

like snow-globes that just have the words "Toronto: Not Nearly As Good As They Think" inside.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Friday, 25 June 2004 14:05 (twenty-one years ago)

i had to eat dinner once with that tool rambling and cracking bad jokes the whole time at the table behind me. god it was awful.

dual xpost

― dyson (dyson), Friday, 25 June 2004 14:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd bet that in any other city in Canada, anti-TO globes would sell like hotcakes.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 25 June 2004 14:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Why is my part pee coloured?

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Friday, 25 June 2004 14:07 (twenty-one years ago)

90% of CDN population lives within 50 miles of the us

― People love Gravity and Ebullition! (ex machina), Friday, 25 June 2004 14:08 (twenty-one years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 25 June 2004 14:08 (twenty-one years ago)

gettin' rained on, Huk-El?

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 25 June 2004 14:09 (twenty-one years ago)

non-straight line does not compute.
(there's also a kinda cool SK tshirt going around that says: "Saskatchewan, hard to spell, easy to draw"

Howzabout "Halifax: Doesn't Smell So Great"

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Friday, 25 June 2004 14:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Average Morning Temperature

Average Temperature (°C)
Station January April July October
Victoria, B.C. 0.3 3.8 10.7 5.3
Vancouver, B.C. 0.1 4.9 12.7 6.4
Calgary, Alta. -15.7 -2.4 9.5 -1.2
Edmonton, Alta. -19.8 -2.7 9.4 -2.2
Regina, Sask. -22.1 -2.4 11.9 -1.7
Saskatoon, Sask. -22.9 -2.2 11.7 -1.5
Winnipeg, Man. -23.6 -2.3 13.4 0.1
Toronto, Ont. -11.1 0.6 14.2 3.6
Ottawa, Ont. -15.5 0.3 15.1 3.0
Montreal, Que. -14.9 0.6 15.4 3.6
Quebec City, Que. -17.3 -1.5 13.2 2.0
Fredericton, N.B. -15.4 -1.4 12.9 1.5
Halifax, N.S. -10.3 -0.9 13.2 4.0
Charlottetown, PEI -12.2 -1.8 13.6 4.0
St. John's, Nfld. -7.9 -2.2 10.5 3.4
Whitehorse, Yukon -23.2 -5.1 7.6 -3.1
Yellowknife, NWT -32.2 -12.0 12.0 -4.2
Iqaluit, NT -30.0 -19.6 3.7 -7.8
All figures based on the thirty-year period 1961 to 1990 inclusive.
Source: Environment Canada

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 25 June 2004 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Iqaluit - I kinda love it!

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 25 June 2004 14:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Vancouver - It's by the ocean. The Pacific Ocean.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Friday, 25 June 2004 14:13 (twenty-one years ago)

this is an awesome flag, Huk-El:

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 25 June 2004 14:13 (twenty-one years ago)

yep, still ~~pee~~golden wheat-colored:

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 25 June 2004 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

even on Sask. maps, Regina's bringing the golden showers:

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 25 June 2004 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

if you turn it upside down, the stem of the lily looks just like a dope leaf.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Friday, 25 June 2004 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Saskatchewan makes so much more sense now.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 25 June 2004 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

piss and dope, naturally.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 25 June 2004 14:21 (twenty-one years ago)

there's also a kinda cool SK tshirt going around that says: "Saskatchewan, hard to spell, easy to draw"
are you serious¿ if so i must find where i can get it in toronto.

― dyson (dyson), Friday, 25 June 2004 14:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Totally serious. I haven't seen, but, uh, I actually work next door to the place that should have them.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Friday, 25 June 2004 14:23 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/images/us/local/products/productsall/p53308c.jpg

zzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZ

― People love Gravity and Ebullition! (ex machina), Friday, 25 June 2004 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not sure if this still works

http://www.wideopenfuture.ca/promote-m.html

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Friday, 25 June 2004 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Its landscape is diverse, and its sunsets are legendary.

Its people are hard working, and the friendliest around.

It's got fresh air, low cost of living, and high quality of life.

It's Saskatchewan, and whether you live within its borders or beyond, it is considered "home."

What is it about this place that makes us quietly proud? Why is it that wherever you are, you're bound to meet
another Saskatchewanian? What is that unspoken bond that ties us all together?

Whatever it is, it's what makes Saskatchewan great - a great place to live, work, visit or do business. And that's what
the Saskatchewan Ambassadors Program is all about.

You. Sharing your pride. With the world.

Let's tell the world how proud we are to be Saskatchewan people!

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Friday, 25 June 2004 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Whether you are vacationing in an exotic location or skiing the slopes, you can still promote
Saskatchewan. When you meet other vacationers promote the great tourism industry, culture, and
the friendly faces of our province. Their next vacation may be to Saskatchewan.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Friday, 25 June 2004 14:29 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, t-shirts like that are sub-Urban Outfitters, even.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 25 June 2004 14:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm wearing an urban outfitters shirt right now! It's mauve.

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 25 June 2004 14:47 (twenty-one years ago)

you're a gaylord

― People love Gravity and Ebullition! (ex machina), Friday, 25 June 2004 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)

should have them¿ what place is this you speak of - i may order meself one.

― dyson (dyson), Friday, 25 June 2004 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

gayblade

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 25 June 2004 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)

GAYLORD ELVES

― People love Gravity and Ebullition! (ex machina), Friday, 25 June 2004 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Why didn't he shoot the puppy?

― Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Friday, 25 June 2004 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

dyson, SaskTourism

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Friday, 25 June 2004 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)

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