what does it mean when weird but hardly unattractive hippie girls pull up along side you as you're walking home from work and ask if you want a ride and you kinda nod confused and say "no, i'm good,

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did i just miss out on "free love"?

― benito mussolinington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 25 June 2004 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

it was a hooker.

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 25 June 2004 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe you looked like you were carrying?

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Friday, 25 June 2004 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

i thought this was a jon w thread!

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 25 June 2004 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

You just missed out on the herpes.

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Friday, 25 June 2004 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Hippy Hookers!?!? I'm gonna swoon.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 25 June 2004 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

were you carrying a bongo?

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 25 June 2004 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Jess, you missed out on the perfect opportunity to get herpes (if you don't already have them, that is). You will kick yourself tomorrow.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 25 June 2004 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe she was a nice person trying to help another person out.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 25 June 2004 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

they wanted to pat your chouli.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 25 June 2004 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

(hahaha XPOST)

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 25 June 2004 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

they had a howard dean bumpersticker still on the back of their hatchback. i dont think i could've hit that.

― benito mussolinington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 25 June 2004 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

It means that she was totally into your action!

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Friday, 25 June 2004 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

jess, are you sure you were in Philly and not Berkeley?

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Friday, 25 June 2004 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

jess, whenever an attractive girl offers you a ride, you take it. those are the rules.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 25 June 2004 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Mmmm patchouli. sweat, and...spunk!? Smells like tha phear.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 25 June 2004 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

haha well i do live in a college town

― benito mussolinington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 25 June 2004 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Where's the Velvet Bingo to talk to you about "earth mama bush"???

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 25 June 2004 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

it was a cult. they were going to stuff you in the hatchback and sell you into the white slave trade.

mega xpost

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 25 June 2004 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

(X-post)ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH! I'M COMING IN TEXAS! I'M COMING IN PENNSYVANIA! I'M COMING IN CALIFORNIA! YEARGGGGGGGGGGGH!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 25 June 2004 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

strangely enough i think ian may be right.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 25 June 2004 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

you cant believe how many copies of the new phish we've sold

― benito mussolinington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 25 June 2004 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

and wilco haha

― benito mussolinington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 25 June 2004 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I can believe it.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 25 June 2004 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I'm having no trouble believing that.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 25 June 2004 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

This is like the end of Dumb and Dumber, but sad because it's real.

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 25 June 2004 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyway, this has 420 written all over it. You didn't think you were gonna ride for free?

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Friday, 25 June 2004 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait, unless the amount is, like, 1.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 25 June 2004 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

That I can't believe.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 25 June 2004 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

haha holy shit it WAS around 4:20

― benito mussolinington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 25 June 2004 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

i would have given up the ass before the cash or grass

― benito mussolinington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 25 June 2004 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

bummer

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Friday, 25 June 2004 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahaha Jess you missed getting STONED and HERPES! What's wrong with you?!?!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 25 June 2004 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

jess, whenever an attractive girl offers you a ride, you take it. those are the rules.

There are a lot of exceptions to this rule. One of the main ones is the addendum "unless she's offering you a ride in a submarine."

― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 25 June 2004 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

they weren't really hippies though...i just don't have a word for those quasi-indie/quasi-hippie suburbanite kids

― benito mussolinington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 25 June 2004 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Hippies: "Phish is so over, man."
Sudden spike in sales for String Cheese Incident reported

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 25 June 2004 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Why wouldn't you take a ride from a girl in a submarine?

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 25 June 2004 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, my checklist of "crazy shit you MUST do before you turn 30" is looking remarkably unsullied too.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Friday, 25 June 2004 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

You should've said, "No, thank you. My S.U.V. is parked just around the corner."

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 25 June 2004 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost, I guess

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Friday, 25 June 2004 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

The correct answer is so obviously "pass the grey poupon".

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Friday, 25 June 2004 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

i thought it was ass, gas or grass

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 25 June 2004 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

i would have liked some weed though

xpost: oh HELL NO, not with these gas prices

― benito mussolinington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 25 June 2004 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I think think those kids should be called sub-yindies.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 25 June 2004 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

catchy!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 25 June 2004 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

inippies

― benito mussolinington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 25 June 2004 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Why wouldn't you take a ride from a girl in a submarine?

I wouldn't ride with anyone in a submarine. And my distaste for riding in submarines is stronger than my inclination to take a ride with any attractive woman who offers.

It's sort of like how I will accept just about any free food, but I wouldn't accept a free shit sandwich because my distaste for eating shit is stronger than my inclination to accept any food that's free.

― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 25 June 2004 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

what about free herpes?

― benito mussolinington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 25 June 2004 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

These are my favorite ile threads. I hope benito mussolingington sees her again and some more crazy shit goes down!

― artdamages (artdamages), Friday, 25 June 2004 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

One time I was shooting hoops by myself back in high school and this hot but definitely insane girl asked if she could shoot some hoops with me. We stopped and she started talking about her gangsta boyfriend in the city and how she was sent out to the boondocks of McHenry County to get away from all that. Then she coyly asked if we could go for a ride to a field somewhere or something and I had images of her ex from the Disciples hunting me down and I declined. She then freaked out on me and ran off.

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 25 June 2004 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

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reading bad poetry about people fucking you - C/D?

― People love Gravity and Ebullition! (ex machina), Friday, 25 June 2004 21:01 (twenty-one years ago)

So, you're sexy. Next?

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), June 25th, 2004.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Friday, 25 June 2004 21:03 (twenty-one years ago)

hey, jess.. you shoulda humped that shit, sucka.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 25 June 2004 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I find this strange. Maybe I find it strange because I'm never approached by the opposite sex, ever.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 25 June 2004 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

sometimes you have to do stuff like this, just to see what happens...

― charltonlido (gareth), Friday, 25 June 2004 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

i mean, ive had people pull up beside me and ask me to get in, before, but i dont think a 55 year old man really counts

― charltonlido (gareth), Friday, 25 June 2004 21:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I've had people try to GET IN to my car, but they were drunk and thought I was a taxi.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Friday, 25 June 2004 21:14 (twenty-one years ago)

DO I LOOK LIKE A TAXI?

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Friday, 25 June 2004 21:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Dammit Roxy!

― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 25 June 2004 21:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm just kind of amazed that you've had the oppurtunity to develop such a distaste, martin!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 25 June 2004 21:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I guess a really creepy dude asked me if I wanted a ride on his bike the other night. Not a motorbike. His Schwinn. Maybe I do understand Jess's situation. This man was not, however, 'hardly unattractive' -- he was gross with cystic acne and suspenders.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 25 June 2004 21:16 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.mattscdsingles.com/acatalog/billy%20ocean%20get%20outta%20my%20dreams%20ns.jpg

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Friday, 25 June 2004 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

need a ride to the laundromat or something, Mandee?

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 25 June 2004 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah saying you have a distaste for riding in submarines is like my friend who hates baby dinosaurs.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 25 June 2004 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

A lethal combo.

xpost

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 25 June 2004 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I wouldn't mind it, Gear!

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 25 June 2004 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

huzzah!

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 25 June 2004 21:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm just kind of amazed that you've had the oppurtunity to develop such a distaste, martin!

You wouldn't think so, with me growin' up in Tennessee and all, but yeah.

On the other hand I may be using the word "distaste" when I really mean "intense phobia." Maybe if someone really trustworthy were piloting the submarine, I could be convinced to ride. But not too far.

Hating baby dinosaurs could also be a function of having seen one too many of those retarded Land Before Time movies.

― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 25 June 2004 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.wodka-apfelsaft.de/wuornos.jpg

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 25 June 2004 21:21 (twenty-one years ago)

You read my mind, PP.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Friday, 25 June 2004 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Except that the title says "hardly unnatractive".

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Friday, 25 June 2004 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

clean her up and she looks like Charlize Theron, though.

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 25 June 2004 21:26 (twenty-one years ago)

these crazy bithces are dangerous though, i once got kiss raped and then tossed aside for my lesbian friend as i watched on in astonishment

― artdamages (artdamages), Friday, 25 June 2004 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Even if Ned's dad was captain?

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 25 June 2004 21:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned's dad>>>>>>>>>every submarine captain ever.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Friday, 25 June 2004 21:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Even the guy in the movie.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Friday, 25 June 2004 21:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know this "Ned's dad" character. I meant someone like, I don't know, roxymuzak maybe. If she wants to pilot a submarine then I would ride in it. Provided the trip was not too terribly long. Maybe later after I've become more used to it then I could go on longer submarine trips.

― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 25 June 2004 21:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, right. I forgot about the Land Before Time. Maybe I should tell my friend to specify "ANIMATED" baby dinosaurs.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 25 June 2004 21:38 (twenty-one years ago)

How many of those damn films are there anyway? I was watchin Cart00n Netw0rk one day and saw a commercial for Land Before Time VII. Is there some kind of straight-to-video fucken factory for these things?

― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 25 June 2004 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)

yo stop talking about crapass don bluth animated films on my thread

― benito mussolinington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 25 June 2004 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.donbluth.com/

― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 25 June 2004 22:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, what else do you want, jess? Didn't we answer your query?

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 25 June 2004 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

actually i am going to go watch stolen movies now, so you can talk about whatever you'd like

― benito mussolinington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 25 June 2004 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

what is 420?

― unhip amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 25 June 2004 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Hitler's birthday.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 25 June 2004 23:05 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=420

― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 25 June 2004 23:28 (twenty-one years ago)

i think it means you would have preferred a weird but hardly unattractive hippie boy had asked you

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 26 June 2004 00:13 (twenty-one years ago)

baby secret of the lost legend

― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 26 June 2004 01:06 (twenty-one years ago)

slocki i kiss you

― benito mussolinington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 26 June 2004 01:41 (twenty-one years ago)

seriously you are my soul brother

― benito mussolinington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 26 June 2004 01:41 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.aowz68.dsl.pipex.com/cartoons/denver/denver_logo.gif

― benito mussolinington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 26 June 2004 10:30 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.movieactors.com/photos-sf/baby.jpeg

― benito mussolinington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 26 June 2004 10:34 (twenty-one years ago)

wow, denver tLD.

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 26 June 2004 10:53 (twenty-one years ago)

You wouldn't think so, with me growin' up in Tennessee and all, but yeah.

I didn't know you were one too. Where in TN? I'm a Knoxvillian/Maryvillian.

roxymuzak maybe. If she wants to pilot a submarine then I would ride in it.

YES!! Be back to pick you up later!!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 26 June 2004 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Benito, would you have accepted the ride had she been driving a flat-bed Ford, slowin' down to take a look at you?

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 26 June 2004 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Take it easy there.

― C J (C J), Saturday, 26 June 2004 16:30 (twenty-one years ago)

What was the name of the dinosaur Sat. morning sitcom?

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Saturday, 26 June 2004 16:44 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.nogginworks.org/pentam/pent_images/pent12c_sm.jpg

― amateur!st (amateurist), Saturday, 26 June 2004 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.thalia.sci.kun.nl/funpage/television/dinosaurs/

― artdamages (artdamages), Saturday, 26 June 2004 17:31 (twenty-one years ago)

http://r.leone.free.fr/Images-HM-World/Dino_Sinclair1.jpg

― artdamages (artdamages), Saturday, 26 June 2004 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)

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