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ALright, this is more for guys, but I guess girls might be able to pull it off too.

STEP 1: Go to a mall

STEP 2: Run up and down the escalator for a while to get all red-faced and sweaty

STEP 3: Run into the Victoria's Secret store, sprint right to the counter (push in front of anyone who is in line), make a panic-guy face and say to the person behind the counter, "QUICK, QUICK, I NEED THE BIGGEST PANTIES YOU GUYS GOT! I MEAN THE BIGGEST!"

STEP 4: Tell the rest of us here about the reaction you got.

― helltime, Friday, 25 June 2004 23:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh yeah, and if they actually find the biggest panties they have say something like, "You got anything bigger?" and if they say no, say something like, "Eh, fuck, shit, these will have to work. ALright." Then buy them and send them to someone or keep them or do whatever.

― Helltime, Friday, 25 June 2004 23:51 (twenty-one years ago)

four years pass...

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― and what, Sunday, 19 October 2008 21:40 (seventeen years ago)

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