I used to like this girl so much that I dug up a prize winning rose garden, carried them in my arms home for 5 miles then dumped them on her drive way.

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I even broke off the all the thorns with my thumbs, I wasn’t able to pick up a pen to say I was sorry for a week, and then I never did.

Cool or fool? Weepy or creepy?

I'd like to say I'm sorry for being a bit rubbish, but I'm not sure she would really care.

This is the best I could manage though.

― Herve, Monday, 28 June 2004 01:36 (twenty-one years ago)

You should have said it with cereal. 1/2 ton of bulgur direct on the driveway.

― *.*, Monday, 28 June 2004 01:48 (twenty-one years ago)

10 CC to Thread.

― jim wentworth (wench), Monday, 28 June 2004 03:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Cool or fool?

Fool.

Weepy or creepy?

Creepy.

COuldn't you have just done her a mix tape?

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Monday, 28 June 2004 12:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Nothing says I love you quite like petty theft

― Davel (Davel), Monday, 28 June 2004 12:19 (twenty-one years ago)

COuldn't you have just done her a mix tape?

with the following track listing:

Roses - Haywoode
Rose Garden - Lynn Anderson
Kiss from a Rose - Seal
Every Rose Has Its Thorn - Poison
Yellow Rose of Texas - Mitch Miller
Roses - Magnetic Fields
Car Wash - Rose Royce
Fools Gold - Stone Roses
Sweet Child o' Mine - Guns and Roses
I Can't Help It if I'm Lucky - Rose Tattoo

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 28 June 2004 12:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Lets not forget Rose Marie.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Monday, 28 June 2004 13:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, nothing says love like The Yellow Rose of Texas. ha ha. My Grandmother loved that song.

So, what happened? Did she fall madly in love with you?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 28 June 2004 13:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Somehow, I am betting not.

― ___ (___), Monday, 28 June 2004 13:35 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm guessing you are now familiar with the term "temporary restraining order", correct?

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 28 June 2004 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Did you notice the corpses under the rose bed? They were once flower vandals too. I think their restitution, providing nutrients for my lovely roses, quite befitting.

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 28 June 2004 13:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I think that's the coolest thing to do but I'm not a chick so I dont know what they'd think.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'd rather steal flowers,
Than send you my poo.

― mangA Kid (mangA Kid), Monday, 28 June 2004 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Herve, stay the fuck away from my yard.

― martin m. (mushrush), Monday, 28 June 2004 22:20 (twenty-one years ago)

b-but Roses by dEUS!

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 28 June 2004 22:45 (twenty-one years ago)

six years pass...

A real man is sorry.

― i just like barbecue rib, whatever (u s steel), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 22:24 (fifteen years ago)

a robot on the other hand says bite my shiny metal ass?

― Mr Bungleow (Trayce), Thursday, 19 August 2010 04:04 (fifteen years ago)

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