More fun with the 2004 Repub Convention in NYC -- "Sex pros get ready for party"

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Sex pros get
ready for party
BY JOSE MARTINEZ
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER
Monday, June 28th, 2004
With thousands of Republicans set to invade the city this summer, high-priced escorts and strippers are preparing for one grand old party.
Agencies are flying in extra call girls from around the globe to meet the expected demand during the Aug. 30-Sept. 2 gathering at Madison Square Garden.
"We have girls from London, Seattle, California, all coming in for that week," said a madam at a Manhattan escort service. "It's the week everyone wants to work."
"It's going to be big," agreed one operator at a midtown escort service...

And, of course, the article has a highly-informative accompanying photo, too.

― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Monday, 28 June 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

oops. probably shoulda closed that link.

oh well.

anyway, look for the souvenir t-shirts: "GOP NYC '04: GETCHO FREAK ON!" with a big pic of a thumbs-up-flashing Dick Cheney.

― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Monday, 28 June 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

up-flashing-Dick?

― omg, Monday, 28 June 2004 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Conservatives in paying-for-sex shocker!

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Monday, 28 June 2004 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

im gonna bag me a rich log-cabin republican

― phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 28 June 2004 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Why stop with one?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 28 June 2004 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)

You do realize that you linked to ilx, right?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 28 June 2004 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

dammit.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/story/206962p-178564c.html

― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Monday, 28 June 2004 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

gawd-danged liberal media lies

― Richard K (Richard K), Monday, 28 June 2004 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I know, it's common knowledge that most sex pros are in fact NOT ready to party, though preparations have been made to ensure that they will be.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Monday, 28 June 2004 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

*shakes piggy bank*
*smiles*

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 28 June 2004 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

losing my shit here!!

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 28 June 2004 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.frenchculture.org/art/pix/valenza180.jpg

― j suddeth, Monday, 28 June 2004 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

"It doesn't matter what party you come from," said Robyn Few, a $500-an-hour California call girl who now runs Sex Workers Outreach Project, an advocacy group. "When you want to buy sex, you will."

Be one of the major candidates, and you won't have to buy; sex will come free in the goody bag.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 28 June 2004 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

wooo! now that's some free schwag we can ALL agree on!

― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Monday, 28 June 2004 20:14 (twenty-one years ago)

"Hmm, map of NYC, model Statue of Liberty, free sex, duffel bag, t-shirt... Hey, what happened to my pen? Anyone want to trade their pen for free sex?"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 June 2004 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan, you surely forgot the obvious theme song here.

"SEX ON THE FLAG! RESPONSIBILITY!"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 28 June 2004 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Worker #1: Has love for Colon
Worker #2: Has love for Dick
Worker #3: Has love for Bush

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 28 June 2004 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

"Hmm, map of NYC, model Statue of Liberty, free sex, duffel bag, t-shirt... Hey, what happened to my pen? Anyone want to trade their pen for free sex?"

Me! I d....oh, damn. Can't. Need my pen.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 28 June 2004 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

sex pros vs sex poetry

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 28 June 2004 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

sex pros vs sex-cons

― martin m. (mushrush), Monday, 28 June 2004 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

vs sex bombs

― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Monday, 28 June 2004 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

"Boom! I fucked yer delegate"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 June 2004 21:01 (twenty-one years ago)

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