In your most outrageous moments of delusion and self-deception, what football player do you compare yourself to?

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AdamL :'), you are PAUL SCHOLES

Short in stature with a low centre of gravity, the fierceness of your powerful (but often wayward) shot is matched only by the severity of your asthma.

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Monday, 28 June 2004 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Damn me and my North Amerocentric tendencies, but I was thinking Refrigerator Perry.

Huk-El (Horace Mann), Monday, 28 June 2004 19:43 (twenty-one years ago)

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Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 28 June 2004 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Damn me and my North Amerocentric tendencies, but I was thinking Refrigerator Perry.

I was thinking Ickey Woods!

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 28 June 2004 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

The greatest Conan OBrien sketch EVER involved Rip Taylor explaining how William "Refrigertor" Perry saved him from his depressed goth-life and suicide by eating poisoned confetti.

also, football player: ...uhm, i don't have one, really.

Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Monday, 28 June 2004 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

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Date of birth:
28.08.1981
Current Club:
Zürich
Position:
Forward

A fleet-footed midfield player with tantalising dribbling skills, Daniel Gygax earned his place in Switzerland’s UEFA European Championship party by starring for FC Zürich.

National team
Gygax played 34 times for Switzerland’s Under-21 side before his senior debut in March this year, coming on in a 1-0 defeat by Greece. He scored his first international goal in the final friendly before UEFA EURO 2004™, an added-winner against semi-professional neighbours Liechtenstein.

Club
Aside from spells on loan at FC Winterthur and FC Aarau, Gygax has spent his fledgling career at Zürich, rising to prominence in 31 appearances in 2002/03.

2003/04: Enhanced his reputation by scoring six goals in 28 matches and was the principal figure as Lucien Favre's side went from relegation candidates to UEFA Cup hopefuls.

Did you know?
Gygax has matured since marrying at the age of 21.

gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 28 June 2004 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Ickey Woods! Yeah! Best. Dance. Ever.

I was thinking BRIAN BOSWORTH.

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daria g (daria g), Monday, 28 June 2004 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Nick: have you heard any of the jokes about Totti (predating the spitting meltdown)?

de, Monday, 28 June 2004 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Baseball player. Ty Cobb because I once punched a cripple too. Only mine was a girl.

roger adultery (roger adultery), Monday, 28 June 2004 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Did you know?
Gygax has matured since marrying at the age of 21.

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Monday, 28 June 2004 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

If we can expand this to any sports person, then Juan Pablo Montoya, mainly because of his wife.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 28 June 2004 20:14 (twenty-one years ago)

BRIAN COX

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 01:02 (twenty-one years ago)

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Begs2Differ, you are: NICOLAS ANELKA

You are tall and fast and jumpy, but petulant as all fuc and you rarely finish what you start. Plus you're into obscure music vixens and you have a love/hate relationship with your home country, and you are down with Manchester City.

Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 01:54 (twenty-one years ago)

damn, check out the ups!

Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 01:55 (twenty-one years ago)

"into obscure music vixens"???

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 02:21 (twenty-one years ago)

aw shit that was not
Anelka but T. Henry,
I am embarrassed
http://www.texasindemand.com/Graphics/shirt3.jpg
(for Sharleen Spiteri out of Texas' baby, after a goal)

Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 02:42 (twenty-one years ago)


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