In this thread, we are random, generic NPCs

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(non-player characters, that is)

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"Dodongo dislikes smoke."

― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Monday, 28 June 2004 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

"Welcome to our village."

― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Monday, 28 June 2004 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

"Hey! Are you looking for a fight?"

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 28 June 2004 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

"My dog ran away. Can you help me find him?"

― martin m. (mushrush), Monday, 28 June 2004 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

"there are tale of a (castle/dragon/magic sword) somewhere far West of here. Are you looking for it?"

― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Monday, 28 June 2004 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Watch where you're going! You could hurt yourself.

― 57 7th (calstars), Monday, 28 June 2004 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

"Care to see my wares?"

― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Monday, 28 June 2004 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

"alms for the poor? alms for the poor, miss?"

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 28 June 2004 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

"Meow."

― martin m. (mushrush), Monday, 28 June 2004 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

"Please take this [item] to [old hag/dying boy/mayor] in [name with inordinate amount of "k"s or "i"s in it] village. Return to me when this task is done and I will give you a reward."

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 28 June 2004 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

"Long live the King!"

― martin m. (mushrush), Monday, 28 June 2004 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

http://dorando.emuverse.com/images/rygar.e_02.png

― hexxy, Monday, 28 June 2004 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

[the first line of dialogue in every single Japanese RPG made ever:]

"Wake up, sleepyhead!"

xpost hahahah ironic/sarcastic gurus!

― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Monday, 28 June 2004 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

"Hello."

― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Monday, 28 June 2004 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know anything about that.

― Lukas (lukas), Monday, 28 June 2004 21:19 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'll need to see your traveling papers."

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 28 June 2004 21:19 (twenty-one years ago)

"OUCH! What do you do?"

― King Kobra (King Kobra), Monday, 28 June 2004 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

IT IS A MYSTERY TO US ALL

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Monday, 28 June 2004 21:21 (twenty-one years ago)

"Thank you for (saving our village/killing Foozle/fixing the reactor). We will remember you always!"

― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Monday, 28 June 2004 21:22 (twenty-one years ago)

"You are always welcome here, [name you entered at the beginning of the game]"

― martin m. (mushrush), Monday, 28 June 2004 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

...

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Monday, 28 June 2004 21:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Leee wins.

― martin m. (mushrush), Monday, 28 June 2004 21:27 (twenty-one years ago)

"*sigh* Times are tough."

― etc, Monday, 28 June 2004 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

"When I grow up I want to be a hunter like my brother."

― martin m. (mushrush), Monday, 28 June 2004 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

"I sure am hungry!"

(later after you give him jerky/pineapple/other food item)

"Thank you! Take this, it might help you!"

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Monday, 28 June 2004 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

"Strange sounds come from the Enchanted Forest at night!"

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Monday, 28 June 2004 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Why don't you go ask the Old Weird Hermit?

― Lukas (lukas), Monday, 28 June 2004 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.rpgamer.com/games/pokemon/pokemongba/screens/pokemonrs1060.jpg

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 28 June 2004 22:26 (twenty-one years ago)

That will be three SP

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 28 June 2004 22:43 (twenty-one years ago)

"my sister is cute. you should go talk to her!"

― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Monday, 28 June 2004 22:55 (twenty-one years ago)

"I have heard rumors of strange beasts in the mountains. I would stay away from there if I were you, Keiko."

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 28 June 2004 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh shit ,I just looked upthread and realized that somebody else had done a similar post:

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"Strange sounds come from the Enchanted Forest at night!"
-- Dan I. (w1nt3rmut...), June 28th, 2004.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 28 June 2004 23:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I have two types of crossbow for sale.

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 28 June 2004 23:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I was sure I'd remember a billion from the King's Quest and/or Quest for Glory games, but I got nothing. I kind of want to go through Pokemon Sapphire/Ruby again and jot down all the weird and occasionally creepy or near-suicidal things the passersby say.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 28 June 2004 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I kind of want to go through Pokemon Sapphire/Ruby again

How old are you? *winky*

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Monday, 28 June 2004 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

"What are you looking for, young one? We have everything you need. Can I interest you in a Salenal Wand? It is very good for prottection, especially warding off Klaybaum Dragons."

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 28 June 2004 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

How old are you? *winky*

It's like biting into a York peppermint patty! It de-ages me 20 years. I've played Pokemon more than I've played any game except the Sims since about 1992 (the height of my Civilization addiction).

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 28 June 2004 23:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Odd. First I got "no message entered" as an error message, then the italics disappeared. I blame the King's Quest Batmobile.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 28 June 2004 23:23 (twenty-one years ago)

"HALT!!!"

― andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Monday, 28 June 2004 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

"You may not enter this town without a pass."

― martin m. (mushrush), Monday, 28 June 2004 23:29 (twenty-one years ago)

"The Princess is in another castle!"

― Slim Pickens, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

"We don't want your kind around here."

― Vic Fluro, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

"You look tired. Maybe you need some rest?"

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

http://members.aol.com/sirkizyr/webimages/ff1-screenshot01.gif

― I'M A WELL! (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.neschedda.com/zelda2shrine/zelda2/zelda2story.gif

― Player Piano Gamelan (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)

"The path to the north is blocked, you must turn back you poxy fule!"

― Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

'You are not yet strong enough to take this road!'

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

four years pass...

"Shit in my boots."

"Screw co-op existence!"

"I fucked a she-elf once."

"Die, shit-eater!"

― kingfish, Sunday, 6 July 2008 21:34 (seventeen years ago)

...

― max, Sunday, 6 July 2008 21:38 (seventeen years ago)

"Would you like to hear what I said again yes / no?"

― the next grozart, Sunday, 6 July 2008 23:37 (seventeen years ago)

"Stay a while and listen!"

― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 6 July 2008 23:47 (seventeen years ago)

"Stay a while, stay forever!"

― Bodrick III, Monday, 7 July 2008 00:02 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k35dUj5kG90

― Bodrick III, Monday, 7 July 2008 00:02 (seventeen years ago)

Common snala?

― Trayce, Monday, 7 July 2008 03:24 (seventeen years ago)

'Ah, you made it.'

― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 7 July 2008 07:54 (seventeen years ago)

'Say, that's a nice pair of trousers you are wearing. Did you purchase them from Rovina's shop beneath the clock tower? She may have a gift for you!'

― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 7 July 2008 07:58 (seventeen years ago)

'Careful, friend! The last traveller who walked into me... well, let's just say I am wearing his shoes. Would you like to touch my penis?'

― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 7 July 2008 08:00 (seventeen years ago)

What in the buggery is THAT from!?

― Trayce, Monday, 7 July 2008 08:26 (seventeen years ago)

Elder Scrolls III: Fitzroy St

― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 7 July 2008 08:43 (seventeen years ago)

"I'm gonna shit in your mouth!"

― ledge, Monday, 7 July 2008 08:56 (seventeen years ago)

"Hello, I'm a plague-sufferer. Ouch, stop hitting me! That's my gold!"

― g-kit, Monday, 7 July 2008 09:08 (seventeen years ago)

"Not enough CASH! .... stranger"

― Trayce, Monday, 7 July 2008 09:09 (seventeen years ago)

I thought this would be about RPGs in the old style of my generation - they were not played on computers, just between people with rulebooks etc. They too had NPCs.

― the pinefox, Monday, 7 July 2008 12:00 (seventeen years ago)

eight months pass...

"Buy something, will ya?"

― kingfish, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 02:05 (seventeen years ago)

"Beware the Ghost of [wherever you're forced to go to next]"

"There's been reports of monster activity in the sewers! *shudder* Only crazy people would want to go down there!"

not 15 paces away from

"They say that the (;egendary warrior/etc) lost his (mcguffin) somewhere in the sewers of this city. I wonder, will it every be found?"

― kingfish, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 02:09 (seventeen years ago)

"I am Error"

― turtles all the way down (Face of Wolf), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 02:38 (seventeen years ago)

None of these are random and a lot of them aren't generic either.

― Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 02:54 (seventeen years ago)

"What are you still doing here? Your party is waiting at the village gate!"

― I f'd up the word rear (Z S), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 03:04 (seventeen years ago)

"Buy something, will ya?"

― kingfish, Wednesday, March 11, 2009 2:05 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

Wait ... what is this from?

― swedes put dill on fields of salmon (fields of salmon), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 03:16 (seventeen years ago)

Ahhh... mcwoofa!

― one art, please (Trayce), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 03:16 (seventeen years ago)

ffxii, at least

― kingfish, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 03:17 (seventeen years ago)

"I cannot answer your questions. I am only here to provide a more picturesque atmosphere and some minor comic relief. "

― Aimless, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 03:18 (seventeen years ago)

shit ffxii .... i thought i hated that game until i sold my ps2 for a wii and had to play fucking zelda and swing inaccurately at bullshit and do bullshit puzzles that drove me insane.

― swedes put dill on fields of salmon (fields of salmon), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 03:19 (seventeen years ago)

then i sold my wii for a psp and FFT. oh fft, so good.

― swedes put dill on fields of salmon (fields of salmon), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 03:20 (seventeen years ago)

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