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...lift your fuckin' game! More tales of buttsex and couches! More Picture threads! More discussions of each other's childhood! More of Tep going to Food Megamalls!

LESS SNIPING AND BITCHING, YOU HIPSTER FUCKS!

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 11:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, everyone's a critic.

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 11:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, that's true, but I also could have had 4 or 5 of those fucked up teas with the jizz pearl bubbles in them by now, instead of watching a gathering twister of 'WTF?'.

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 11:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm making the rounds of the local ethnic markets like next week or something, dude. That sort of adds up to a megamall.

(And look! I'm not the only one who has made an ejaculate-bubble tea connection! I just want that pointed out.)

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 11:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I will never drink bubble tea again you barstools :(

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 03:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Darlings, search for the roots of "zombie blowjob." It's been a major ILx meme for at least a year.

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 03:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Shit yeah! See if you can eat something that's still technically alive, Tep. Preferably with veterbrae.

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 04:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Bubble tea! That's what I haven't had in ages.

― The Ghost at Number Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 04:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, drinking those teas is like drinking the diseased jizz of an anime dinosaur.

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 04:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Good job I've never fluted a cartoon Godziila then.

― The Ghost at Number Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 04:33 (twenty-one years ago)

tasty!

x-post

― E.S.P (ipsofacto), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 04:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Bubbletea FAP at some random Swanston st place, preferably one that also does those daft photo-sticker things - STAT!

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 05:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Hells Yeah! Who's down for this?

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 05:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Me.

There's one in the QV thing, and another in the Bourke/Lt Bourke arcade with the Village Cinema and all the Asian shops.

― The Ghost at Number Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 05:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I wouldnt mind checking out the QV shops, I havent really been into the city at all since they built it, I dont work in the city so I miss this stuff.

We could get bubble teas and sneak them into the Lounge and spike them with wokda.. heh heh.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 05:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Bahahaha. My mates weren't let into The Lounge the other day, because they had tee-shirts on or some crap. Like the clientele's too good for tee-shirts.

― The Ghost at Number Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 05:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck those Lounge bastards. I've spent way too much money in that den of ironicmullet-tude. Plenty of other places around twon.

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 05:45 (twenty-one years ago)

WTF? I never have trouble at the Lounge, but then again I wont ever go there at nite when disco pap is on, I go in the evenings.

You speak the truth tho Mikey my man... problem is everywhere in Melb us ironicmullet city now. I HATE IT.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 06:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Nah. Plenty of good bars* in the CBD.

* NOT BOND

― The Ghost at Number Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 06:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, none of these wanky new bars though. Find me somewhere dark and smokey. At no time do I want to hear anything that could be reviewed in Vice magazine on the stereo. Make it so.

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 06:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh Bond bar is HORRIBLE, we had a work function there once and unfortunately had to share it with Smellstra who were also having one, so the place was packed with whiny Smellstra yuppie sales people god it sucked.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 06:40 (twenty-one years ago)

The music's shit. It's like they never heard of the 21st century, or the demise of Michael Bolton.

― The Ghost at Number Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 06:42 (twenty-one years ago)

A string quartet would play in one corner of my perfect bar, blindfolded so as not to gaze upon my magnificence. If one is caught peeking, guards would be ready to snatch and pluck their eyes from their sockets. A selection of the finest spirits and libations from across the globe would be available at quite reasonable prices. One could choose to have drinks served to them in sparkling crystal tumblers or a skull, taken from a graveyard, cleaned, polished and then carved with scenes of debauchery and depravity. There would be a duelling area and murder would be quite legal within the confines of my dream saloon, provided that it be committed with a flintlock pistol and a cry of 'You do offend me, Sirrah!' be uttered beforehand. A comprehensive selection of tobaccos would be available to be smoked in cigarettes, cigarillos, cigars and hookahs, the latter tended, refilled and relit by nubile maidens from far Araby.

I'll take a joint like the Spleen, though.

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 07:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, I'd have lots of trophies on the walls. The more endangered, the better. Just to give the place a little 'The Most Dangerous Game' vibe, maybe we could mount a couple of human heads on the wall.

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 08:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahahah :D

Ya know, Im inclined to say eff the bubbletea and lets just go to Spleen then! I liketh that place and havent been in a while.

Oh dear we've Sheepfx0red another thread :/

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 09:30 (twenty-one years ago)

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, SOMETIMES THIS PLACE NEEDS SHEEPFUX0RING BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE HERE WHO MAKE THIS PLACE NOT VERY FUN TO BE AND IT'S ONE OF THE FEW WEBSITES THAT LOOKS LIKE I'M WORKING WHEN I'M AT WORK.

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 09:46 (twenty-one years ago)

You da mang!

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 09:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, I was so ready to post a quasi-fascist ILX logo and spout off about a NEW ILX ORDER and how I'd shoot everyone who was a crazy drama queen who hadn't been taking their meds, but then I figured that everyone would take me seriously and call for the WAAAAHMBULANCE.

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 09:59 (twenty-one years ago)

And you can post using Lynx, which kept me entertained for 16 minutes one day.

― The Ghost at Number Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 23:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll take a joint like the Spleen, though.

I read this as "I'll take a joint in Spleen, though" and I was all like HELL YEAH LETS DO THIS THING.

dang.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 1 July 2004 04:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Who said I had a problem with that? Toking in the Spleen, that is.

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Thursday, 1 July 2004 04:14 (twenty-one years ago)

The barkeeps might, tho, mores the pity.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 1 July 2004 05:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Have 50 years of ROCK taught you nothing?

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 1 July 2004 05:53 (twenty-one years ago)

More tales of buttsex and couches! More Picture threads! More discussions of each other's childhood! More of Tep going to Food Megamalls!

So you wanna hear about how I moved this couch using skateboards 4 blocks to my sister's new apartment, do ya?

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 1 July 2004 05:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Only if, after it was installed, you proceeded to buttfuck someone on it wearing a trucker hat.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 1 July 2004 05:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Not that I want to know th... umm.. err... LOOK A MOOSE *leaves quickly*

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 1 July 2004 05:57 (twenty-one years ago)

No that didn't happen cause I don't know how to INSTALL a couch!! :P
yeah suuure you didn't want to know.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 1 July 2004 06:08 (twenty-one years ago)

the extra O is for orgasm.

-- benito mussolinington

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 1 July 2004 06:08 (twenty-one years ago)

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