hangovers and you: the all-new commiseration thread

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because the other one had a gross picture of an eight-legged kitten and was getting long etc etc.

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 16:51 (twenty-one years ago)

let me help inauguarate this new thread

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

wow i have no idea how to spell that word.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

i knew i could count on you, buddy.

i am currently suffering from the dreaded midday sneak attack variety, which plays dead for most of the morning only to reappear with violent force when you think you're in the clear.

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)

the HANGAROUND!!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

i took some advil. now my stomach hurts. am i bleeding internally, like the advil bottle warns might happen if drunks recklessly take ibuprofen?

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

naw!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't get hungover too often, but when i do, i bathe in it

― j suddeth, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

There's hope on the horizon:

http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99996083

My favorite bit:

"Our interest is not to eliminate the symptoms of the alcohol hangover so people could drink with impunity."

Yeah, like waking up in a bush with a black eye and no shirt qualifies as 'impunity'.

― Evanston Wade (EWW), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

best cure i have ever found for hangovers is Harvey's Burgers. But i dont know if you can get them outside Canada. the grease is excellent - soaks up the entire hangover. Then about 1 hour later have a pint of beer. and before you know it you're cured.

― anthony j, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

You incredible drunks. (I love you all.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I miss drinking.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 01:33 (twenty-one years ago)

sadly mr. wade, that's not a cure. if we thought ahead we wouldn't be drunkards, now would we?

― Lukas (lukas), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 02:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah, too true, Lukas. In that case, I'll stick with miso soup and vanilla ice cream.

And, Lauren, if your (ahem) stool comes out black, you are possibly experiencing some stomach bleeding. Or maybe you just eat a lot of beets.

― Evanston Wade (EWW), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 02:53 (twenty-one years ago)

three weeks pass...

BUMP!

I'd like to re-christen this sucka for the NU-ILX era. But right now might not be the best time, because I'm not at the hangover stage. Yet. But I'm at work nonetheless.

― j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Friday, 23 July 2004 11:00 (twenty-one years ago)

i was hung over at work and just spent the entire day wanting to die. i made myself drink a huge chai with loads of sugar and that seemed to help. people need to start hitting me when i ask for 'more fun' midweek...

― colette (a2lette), Friday, 23 July 2004 11:59 (twenty-one years ago)

my coworkers aren't nearly that compassionate. so far i've been an object of ridicule and subject of photographs. they're sending me an extra-annoying workload, too.

― j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Friday, 23 July 2004 12:11 (twenty-one years ago)

hi lauren! are you as hungover as I am?

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 23 July 2004 13:04 (twenty-one years ago)

if it wasn't for the 2 aleve this morning (good american painkillers i brought here to the yoo-kay) i would be in a very bad way.

i just ate some roast chicken, had a pint, then some ice cream and i feel OK now. albeit a bit 'sketchy'.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 23 July 2004 13:07 (twenty-one years ago)

my hangover when i woke up also caused me to be an hour late for work. this is usually no biggie but i missed a 9am meeting. not cool. the ongoing war between Night Guy and Morning Guy continues... (Night Guy has clearly ignored the restraining orders issued by Morning Guy)

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 23 July 2004 13:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't find my bottle of Advil anywhere.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 23 July 2004 13:18 (twenty-one years ago)

smash one of your toes with a hammer instead. very effective as a hangover distraction.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 23 July 2004 13:20 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

still?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

come to downstairs at Lit tonite. dorkwave detroit vs. new york party! will be fun.

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

stence - old grey mare just ain't what she used to be, i guess.

phil - i may be physically incapable.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't decide whether I'm going or not.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

oh boy im gonna have a hangover tomorrow

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 26 August 2004 07:05 (twenty-one years ago)

phil, i love you

― Monetizing Eyeballs (diamond), Thursday, 26 August 2004 07:19 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...

i puked around 8 to 10 am. then i got beer shits. after shits i puked more but it was just water. now i am too weak to stand!

fuck lambic beer

I'm also covered in fake blood. Indie fuck crush and I squirted it on each other!

i puked on my socks

― Does John Coltrane Dream of a Merry-go-round? (ex machina), Sunday, 21 November 2004 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

no more hangovers

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 21 November 2004 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

jon has the most entertainingly graphic hangovers, of course.

― Kenan (kenan), Sunday, 21 November 2004 17:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I rarely get hangovers, I'm just still drunk when I go to work in the morning. Which is no good since I have to use knives at 6:30 in the morning.

― nora (nora), Sunday, 21 November 2004 17:45 (twenty-one years ago)

i took some advil. now my stomach hurts. am i bleeding internally, like the advil bottle warns might happen if drunks recklessly take ibuprofen?

- lauren ([email protected]) (webmail), June 29th, 2004 7:01 PM. (laurenp)

how reckless is reckless? I am a big fan of ibuprofen after drunkenness and before bedtimeness. and again 3 more upon wakingupness.

― Tannenbaum Schmidt (Nik), Sunday, 21 November 2004 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)

i am too sore to walk from dancing

my socks are puke drenched though so its ok

― Does John Coltrane Dream of a Merry-go-round? (ex machina), Sunday, 21 November 2004 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

take off your socks!!

― Laura H. (laurah), Sunday, 21 November 2004 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)

my hangover has developed into a stomach bug

― Does John Coltrane Dream of a Merry-go-round? (ex machina), Monday, 22 November 2004 02:46 (twenty-one years ago)

four months pass...

Oh god. I never believed the "beer before liquor never been sicker" but i have a wicked headache after interleaving 2 beers with a moderate amount of drinking.

the night before i had 20+ jello shots and felt fine

i am drinking an odwalla.

― The Scottish Restauranteer (ex machina), Sunday, 10 April 2005 13:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Something weird is happening to me lately. Like I'll have only a few drinks and be only very mildly buzzed to even totally sober when I go to bed, but in the morning I wake up with a hangover severe enough that I actually stop and check my memory. "holy crap I feel like hell, so just how wasted was I? wait, no I wasn't wasted at all, wtf!?" Is this...age? Fuck that.

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 10 April 2005 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

what're you drinking? sugary stuff gives wicked hangovers as does sweet beers like coors

― The Scottish Restauranteer (ex machina), Sunday, 10 April 2005 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

You may be on to something there. When I do drink, I have moved away from mostly beer or bloody ceasars to sometimes wine, gin + tonics, or sweet martinis. Probably is a bad idea since sugar and I don't often get along too well.

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 10 April 2005 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I've noticecd that recently too, Kim. I had one countem ONE beer at the Weakerthans/Constantines show on Thursday, but I felt like crap the next morning. I think maybe because I was in the process of getting sick, but still, as you say: WTF?

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Sunday, 10 April 2005 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

CANADIANS BE WIMPIN'

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Sunday, 10 April 2005 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

(Actually you know, I had a glass of white wine a couple days before, and maybe that threw me off. I really shouldn't drink wine any more, because it doesn't seem to agree with me much these days.)

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Sunday, 10 April 2005 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

i was gonna revive this thread yesterday because i had HANGOVER LIKE A THOUSAND ICEPICKS IN MY CEREBRAL CORTEX but i'm okay today.

― joseph (joseph), Sunday, 10 April 2005 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

It starts with happy hour buy-backs. It leads to free Red Str!pe at some hipster gallery shindig. Which leads to leaving uncalled-for voice mails and text messages. And then the morning after. Ooof.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Saturday, 23 April 2005 14:01 (twenty-one years ago)

three weeks pass...

I think I slept with my friend's little sister and smoked a foul mixture of shrooms weed and tobacco.... ugh

― uh oh (ex machina), Saturday, 14 May 2005 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I feel gross.

― n/a (Nick A.), Saturday, 14 May 2005 14:47 (twenty-one years ago)

my throat hurts soooo much!

― A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Saturday, 14 May 2005 15:07 (twenty-one years ago)

four months pass...

I have bite marks on my nipples and I don't think my tummy can take more coffee yet. :(

― nolurkersplz (ex machina), Friday, 7 October 2005 13:53 (twenty years ago)

Non sequitur or were you bit by a nausea inducing varmint?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 7 October 2005 14:37 (twenty years ago)

did you bite your OWN nipples??

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 7 October 2005 14:46 (twenty years ago)

Now I can't stomach the idea of any more coffee.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 7 October 2005 14:47 (twenty years ago)

seven months pass...

holy hell.

― lauren (laurenp), Sunday, 21 May 2006 16:32 (twenty years ago)

booo yaaaaahhh!

― marianna lcl (marianna lcl), Sunday, 21 May 2006 20:00 (twenty years ago)

meh.

― The Boy Who Cried YSI? (Freud Junior), Monday, 22 May 2006 03:53 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

JESUS HAROLD CHRIST EVERYTHINK HURTS

― More Tongue Feldman (noodle vague), Saturday, 15 July 2006 09:56 (nineteen years ago)

instant cure: visualize biting into two slices of Wonder bread wrapped around the contents of an ashtray.

― fongoloid sangfroid (sanskrit), Saturday, 15 July 2006 10:41 (nineteen years ago)

Wow. Wowee. It is fitting that I would discover this thread today.

I've been in New Orleans for 1 month and visited two other times, but last night was the first time I got good and stink-o. I wound up at the Phoenix, where the upstairs smells faintly of shit.

― dissonance in the divine accord (unclejessjess), Saturday, 15 July 2006 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

Ow. I am only just about staying upright by resting my eyeballs on the computer monitor. When will the spinning, the spinning, go away? Oh, the chasm of the aftereffects, the crapulent abyss.

― Thom Yorke Is My Spirit Guide (kate), Monday, 17 July 2006 10:14 (nineteen years ago)

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