What is the unhealthiest food?

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I'd say deep-fried mozarella sticks.

― andy, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

bleach shakes.

― dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Those deep-fried Snickers bars they have at the Chip Shop.

― rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Strychnine shooters.

And Rasheed OTM!

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)

ronal mcdonald's semen

― kyle (akmonday), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

philly cheesesteaks.

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 17:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Deep fried pizza, probably? Must be worse than mozzerella sticks due to the inclusion of bread.

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

http://homepage.mac.com/misterbisson/Hungry-ManXXL/FrontPhoto.jpg

― andy, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

There's a one-pound burger from some West coast fast food joint now that has two days' worth of calories and more fat than a jumbo milkshake.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

(But Hungry Man might well beat that, and probably has enough sodium to salt-cure you from the inside.)

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)

i was just going to say that hungry man dinners must be pretty high up on the unhealth-o-meter. the calorie/fat/sodium/cholesterol content is truly frightening.

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.healthierliving.org/nutrition/10foods.html
http://www.healthierliving.org/nutrition/8morefoods.html

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Deep-fried twinkies.

― mjgaul, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

So what is the unhealthiest food that ISN'T deep fried or fried at all?

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

HEAD CHEESE:

http://www.outlawcook.com/diary/evenpix/headchez.gif

― rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 17:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Lard.

― St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)

i read that the worst food you can eat is chili cheese fries. i believe it.

― King Kobra (King Kobra), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

poison

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 17:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Dirt

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 17:54 (twenty-one years ago)

http://radio-blonde.stanford.edu/dagbok/fh2001_01/43c902c0.jpg

Mmmmmmm......

― andy, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 17:58 (twenty-one years ago)

haha, I love the fact that there is a spoon next to the keilbasa.

― Scott CE (Scott CE), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 17:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you eat kielbasa any other way?!?!

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 17:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, I've heard that Hungarian men are generally considererd the unhealthiest creatures on the planet... sausage, tobacco, booze, stress and gross pollution. So if you ate one of them...

― andy, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)

the world would thank you?

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

yum yum

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)

1 Slice Super Supreme Stuffed Crust
Sauce, Cheese, Beef, Italian Sausage, Pepperoni, Pork, Ham, Red Onion, Mushroom, Black Olives, Green Pepper
Serving Weight 190 Grams
Calories 440
Calories Total Fat 20(grams) 31%DV
Saturated Fat 9(grams) 46%DV
Cholesterol 50(milligrams)17%DV
Sodium 1270(milligrams)53%DV

― brg30 (brg30), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 18:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Frighteningly enough, the one-pound burger really is worse:

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http://www.idea-inc.com/~bill/lj/sixdollar.jpg

(xpost; maybe not worse than the pizza)

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

It's okay as long as you don't eat the bun.

― Stacey Pollen (Andy K), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Pork brains

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I think the Hungry Man chicken pot pie is over 1,000 calories with 900 mg sodium, and like 60% of a day's saturated fat. Mmmmm...

― andy, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Is that from Carl's Jr., Tep?

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, I have pork brains in my freezer! Don't be hatin.

Yep, Mandee -- they're Hardee's elsewhere, I think? (We have neither here.)

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I had several vegan friends that literally lived off Mocha Mix frozen fake ice cream. It may have been technically vegan, but the ingredients list was longer than War & Peace, with lots of "sodium diglycerides" and "polyglyeroclestamines" and shit like that. I've actually known quite a few vegans that just ate horribly, lots of ramen and chick-o-stix.

― andy, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Was it pork brains I was thinking of? I know it's come up on a couple other threads, this pork product which has like 1100% of your daily cholesterol.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, it might be pork brains for all I know, I thought you were making a mad cow reference of some kind. (Only mad pig. That doesn't make sense, though.) I have low cholesterol, I can withstand trying it once.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

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Carl's Jr is right down the street. I am SO having that for lunch.

Well, the low carb one pound burger... not because od the carbs, but because they're better without buns.

And I'm gonna get the combo with chili cheese fries.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

No bun? They just give you a ground beef patty? And they call this a burger???

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

chili cheese fries = ambrosia. last night i hate chili cheese fries & a chili cheese hot dog and a giant cup of coke. mmm.

xpost

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

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"heartier"

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

they wrap it in lettuce.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

my brother works at starbucks, and he told me the other day that tons of atkins diet people who think they're being healthy order these enormous drinks made with heavy cream. and there's one, i can't remember what drink it is, which, when made with heavy cream and served in the largest size, contains 190 grams of fat. lots of people don't think about the horrible things they're DRINKING.

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

healthy! xpost

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I've posted the Pork Brains in Milk Gravy label photo on another thread. When I lived down south I had these in scrambled eggs for every meal, with a side of country ham.

― Paul Eater (eater), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Here.

― Paul Eater (eater), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.tokenasians.com/archives/news/burgerpipe.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

my brother works at starbucks, and he told me the other day that tons of atkins diet people who think they're being healthy order these enormous drinks made with heavy cream.

how does he know they're atkins people?

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I was on jury duty with this woman who couldn't stop talking about Atkins.

― rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

There we go! I'd stopped reading that thread before then. Mine aren't in milk gravy, though, just straight up. I'm figuring on frying them, most likely; I don't remember what's done to them in the St John cookbook.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

By the chunks of meat dangling from their mouths.
xpost

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Henderson deep-fries his brains. They're also great in ravioli.

― Paul Eater (eater), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)

how does he know they're atkins people?

-- stockholm cindy (theundergroundhom...), June 29th, 2004 2:58 PM. (later)

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i guess that after a few customers explained to him that people on the atkins diet aren't supposed to have skim milk (or something like that) and are supposed to drink heavy cream instead, he started making assumptions. who else asks for heavy cream?

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Atkins is the great culling this country's been needing for so long... natural selection wins again.

― andy, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

When I first became a vegan I had a horrible craving for chocolate, and the closest vegan substitute I could find was this cocoa/peanut nougat stuff (dark vegan chocolate tastes like shit), which you're supposed put on a slice of bread. I bought it in 500 gram jars, and usually ate the whole jar at a go. I think it had maybe 40 or 50 per cent of fat. Ugh!!!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Did I win yet?

― ¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿ (ex , Tuesday, 29 June 2004 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Can I drink milk when doing Atkins?

Milk is not permitted in Induction and Ongoing Weight Loss because it contains too many carbohydrates, including lactose, a natural sugar. Instead of milk, try diluting cream with water as a substitute. Although cream is almost 100 percent fat it does contain some lactose, so most people need to limit their intake to a maximum of 4 ounces daily to lose weight. (Be sure to count the carbs.) If you're not losing weight as quickly as you'd like, limit cream intake to no more than 2 ounces daily. New lactose-reduced dairy beverages that contain about 3 grams of Net Carbs are also good substitutes.

http://atkins.com/helpatkins/newfaq/answers/CanIDrinkMilkWhenDoingAtkins.html

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 11:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it just me or does the very notion of ingesting four ounces of cream per day sound totally alien? That sounds like an awful, awful lot. Are people snacking on sticks of butter as well?

― rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 11:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Isn't Green & Blacks chocolate vegan? I was under the impression that it was, for some reason. or am I getting "organic and fair trade" mixed up with vegan?

― My New Identity (kate), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 11:16 (twenty-one years ago)

They're not saying "eat 4 ounces of cream every day," they're saying don't eat more than that in one day.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 11:18 (twenty-one years ago)

"Induction"

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Ukrainian Chocolate-Covered Pork Fat

― Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 11:47 (twenty-one years ago)

How can you ignore this? It's like Pork Scratchings... but with Chocolate = best food evah!

― Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 13:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Holy crap.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 13:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Isn't Green & Blacks chocolate vegan?

i think it is, depending on the variety. most quality dark chocolate is dairy-free.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

five years pass...

Fool's Gold Loaf

Fool's Gold Loaf is a sandwich made by the Colorado Mine Company,[1] a five-star restaurant in Denver, Colorado. The sandwich consists of a single warmed, hollowed-out loaf of bread filled with one jar of creamy peanut butter, one jar of grape jelly, and a pound of bacon.

― fuck in rainbows, ☔ (dyao), Friday, 9 April 2010 08:19 (sixteen years ago)

that sounds disgusting tbh

― Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 9 April 2010 09:58 (sixteen years ago)

aka the Elvis sandwich

― Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Farting in Space (NickB), Friday, 9 April 2010 10:02 (sixteen years ago)

hmm I think the elvis is just a peanut butter banana bacon sandwich. this thing is something else entirely.

― fuck in rainbows, ☔ (dyao), Friday, 9 April 2010 10:41 (sixteen years ago)

lol "sandwich" i think that may honestly be more calories than ive consumed in the month of april

― Lamp, Friday, 9 April 2010 10:43 (sixteen years ago)

xp okay I was thinking of this story:

On the night of February 1, 1976, Elvis Presley was at his home Graceland in Memphis, Tennessee, entertaining Capt. Jerry Kennedy of the Denver, Colorado, police force, and Ron Pietrafeso of Colorado's Strike Force Against Crime. The three men began discussing the sandwich, and Elvis decided he wanted one right then. The Mine Company was a five-star restaurant known for its rip-roaring parties and as the 'place' to be seen at the time. Elvis had been to the restaurant before while in Denver.

Kennedy and Pietrafeso were friends of the owners and hung out there often, so they were driven to the Memphis airport and boarded Elvis's private jet, the Lisa Marie, and flew the two hours to Denver. When they arrived in Denver at 1:40 AM, the plane taxied to a special hangar where the passengers were greeted by Buck Scott, the owner of the Colorado Mine Company, and his wife Cindy who had brought 22 fresh Fool's Gold Loaves for the men. They spent three hours in the hangar eating the sandwiches, washing them down with Perrier and champagne. Presley invited the pilots of the plane, Milo High and Elwood Davis, to join them. When they were done, they flew back to Memphis without ever having left the airport.

― Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Farting in Space (NickB), Friday, 9 April 2010 10:46 (sixteen years ago)

Only 22 of them? What did everyone other than Elvis eat?

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 9 April 2010 13:36 (sixteen years ago)

There is really a pilot called 'Milo High' ?

― ampersand (remy bean), Friday, 9 April 2010 13:54 (sixteen years ago)

I'm sure people know about this by now but it's the brainchild of an old neighbor/pal of mine so I gotta plug This Is Why You're Fat.

― Doctor Casino, Friday, 9 April 2010 14:29 (sixteen years ago)

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyyr16NV9g1qzvnxpo1_500.jpg

The Bacon Mug

A giant mug made out of bacon filled with cheddar cheese.

― fuck in rainbows, ☔ (dyao), Friday, 9 April 2010 14:34 (sixteen years ago)

Wow that Elvis story is incredible. I wonder if Elvis has any blame on the American psyche's concept that once you make it you can eat the most ridiculous unhealthy foods all the time in large quantities, or if he is just a symptom. Orson Welles prefigured him though, so its probably just symptomatic of our culture which still sees lots of food as a status symbol that I think is more important that "really fancy food."

― Of "Trade Federation" fame, (Viceroy), Friday, 9 April 2010 14:35 (sixteen years ago)

Or sometimes both, ie brunch buffet tables piled high with crab legs and lobster and mounds of expensive foodz, people standing by to make waffles with 848,534 toppings, and all the other trappings of the "this is your life, luxury edition" schtick of casinos, banquet halls, New Jersey.

― Ask foreigners and they will tell you the gospel comes from America. (Laurel), Friday, 9 April 2010 14:39 (sixteen years ago)

Bacon Mug = year's supply of protein

― mdskltr (blueski), Friday, 9 April 2010 14:41 (sixteen years ago)

bacon mug = most horrible thing ever, aside from insect sushi.

― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 April 2010 14:41 (sixteen years ago)

Lots of food and being fat has always been a status symbol.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 9 April 2010 14:42 (sixteen years ago)

I went to a wedding reception in NJ once that had so much food BEFORE the dinner was even served; enough pasta and oysters and shrimp and rich-tasting "luxury" items to feed three times the # of guests was just heaped up on giant tables and presided over by uniformed staff. Then after we were all ILL, they sat everyone for dinner and it started all over again.

It was so gross and in such poor taste/judgment, I felt like we were all going to be doomed before the dessert course in some kind of karmic re-balancing.

― Ask foreigners and they will tell you the gospel comes from America. (Laurel), Friday, 9 April 2010 14:43 (sixteen years ago)

damn, i need my own plane

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 9 April 2010 15:26 (sixteen years ago)

tho not to get that "sandwich" eww

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 9 April 2010 15:26 (sixteen years ago)

http://worldwidewacko.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/canned-food-211.jpg

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 9 April 2010 15:29 (sixteen years ago)

PORK BRAINS IN MILK GRAVY?

you are f---g kidding me.

― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 April 2010 15:30 (sixteen years ago)

awesome

― Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Friday, 9 April 2010 15:43 (sixteen years ago)

gene hackman in 'point blank' to thread.

― Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Friday, 9 April 2010 15:44 (sixteen years ago)

Unhealthiest food? Botulism-tainted canned goods, hands down. Salmonella-infested raw eggs run a poor second.

― Aimless, Friday, 9 April 2010 17:31 (sixteen years ago)

A balanced diet of unhealthy foods would contain at the very least toxic chemicals, ptomaine, botulism, salmonella, trichinosis or some other parasite, and for a special, a daily selection from viruses, microbes and pathogens.

― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Friday, 9 April 2010 17:41 (sixteen years ago)

I like how you think, Michael White.

― Aimless, Friday, 9 April 2010 17:42 (sixteen years ago)

Wanna come over for dinner?

― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Friday, 9 April 2010 17:43 (sixteen years ago)

Thinking: good. Eating: bad.

― Aimless, Friday, 9 April 2010 17:45 (sixteen years ago)

I read somewhere that an actively thinking brain can use up to 30% of a body's available energy.

― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Friday, 9 April 2010 17:49 (sixteen years ago)

Never a problem for me then.

― Aimless, Friday, 9 April 2010 17:59 (sixteen years ago)

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