I have not had sodomy in a month and I never will again maybe

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My girlfriend and me used to be big into this but since she has made some new friends who don't think its cool, we haven't. I am going to miss it.

― Mopey, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 21:32 (twenty-one years ago)

ILX is not FYAD

― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 21:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait, wait. Is she sodomising you or the other way round?

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 21:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Buy her a dress.

― andy, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

are wwe talking buttfucking or blowjobs, here. Who are her friends? Jerry Falwell?

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

buy a trucker hat

― Symplistic (shmuel), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

She used to like me to do her in the butt. Now shes got some friends at the law office where she started working who are all grossed out when she told them.

― Mopey, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

no way, lawyers are big into asssex

― yes, let's play along with this one (gcannon), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Buy a trucker hat? What kind of advice is this?

― Mopey, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

self-referential?

― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

If her office workers got grossed out about watersports, would she stop doing that too? Where's her backbone?

― andy, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

what's their stance on inverse-felching? what about blumpkins?

― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I wanna hear that law office conversation where, "By the way, I love buttfucking" "Ew, gross!" occured.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Mopey have you not read the instant classic Gear! thread? Someone hook this dude up with a link.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Just wander by the firm of Dewer, Roger, and Howe.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

DEWEY. Jesus I cannot type today.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I blame sodomy.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I hear that it really isn't all that uncommon for people in law offices to talk about sodomy.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

What is she, like, 19?
"I loved getting my ass fucked but now my friends think I'm weird"

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

FICTION

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

guess I'll have to do this myself. Here, Mopey, read:
what to do when your roommate doesn't realize you're home and thusly is having loud sex in the living room

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 22:17 (twenty-one years ago)

i just like the phrasing of 'having' sodomy.

― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)

name some people who practise sodomy.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 22:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Stephin Merritt

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 22:21 (twenty-one years ago)

some famous on that celebrity gossip thread is allegedly a self-professed "power bottom." Lance Bass comes to mind but it may not have been him.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 22:22 (twenty-one years ago)

it was LB.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Lance has always been fond of rockets.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Tomorrow on Oprah: Peer-pressure and Sodomy.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Tomorrow on ILX: Gear!-pressure and sodomy

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 22:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Tomorrow on Oprah: Sodomy: Who Gives a Shit?

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 22:28 (twenty-one years ago)

hahahahaha

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 22:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm glad somebody thought that was funny.

I just pulled it out of my ass.

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 22:30 (twenty-one years ago)

uh let's see...
That guy from the Hidden Cameras. Joel Gibb.
jeez it's a lot harder to try and think of straight people who pledge allegience to sodomy. Let's see if we can think of some.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 22:31 (twenty-one years ago)

AJ MacLean is known as the "Backside Boy" for his fondness for rooting the ladies asswise.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 22:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd like to say that at first I read this thread title and I wondered what "sodomy in a mouth" was.

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 22:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, try craigslist. All your anal needs will be taken care of.

― Vic (Vic), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 22:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I met Gear's roomate through the casual encounters section there in may.

― Vic (Vic), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)

look familiar, Gear?

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/daredevil/a_j__mclean/ddpre.jpg

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I wondered what "sodomy in a mouth" was.

A blowjob, silly.
OED:
sodomy/sodemee/ n. sexual intercourse involving anal or oral copulation. sodomite n. sodomize v.tr.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I just pulled it out of my ass.

ohhhh you're gunna die for that one.

― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 23:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm a little disappointed this isn't a Jess thread.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 23:25 (twenty-one years ago)

My roommate's style of dress is a little more over the top than that I fear, though the facial hair might be spot-on alas

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 23:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, that guy sneezed his mustache off.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 23:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I remember when he (MacLean) and his new wife were on some VH1 weddings thing and all I could think about was how she has undoubtedly had her shizzle nizzled by him on infinite occasions.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 23:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Man, I'm picturing him being really retentively precise about it, making sure not to move too far one direction or the other or his nonstache would go crooked.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 23:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I blame sodomy.

You might think it very odd of me...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 23:57 (twenty-one years ago)

i KNEW it! i KNEW somebody was gunna make that joke!

― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 00:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I've made it before, it's hardly a surprise!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 00:31 (twenty-one years ago)

no way, lawyers are big into asssex

But conservative office managers and other supervisory clerical types, of a certain generation, are offended by that sort of thing. I thought it was just a DC phenomenon, but then uptight (tight? hur hur) women are everywhere.

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 01:19 (twenty-one years ago)

hmm. i work in law office. the subject does come up occasionally. one lawyer in know in the office is in to the butt thing...do they teach that in law school? they also all like dr. pepper. hmmmm...maybe something going on here.

― john keiffer (john keiffer), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 01:25 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

assfucking, i will never forget you

― gershy, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:51 (nineteen years ago)

I think it's an excellent solution to the problem of being an underendowed man.

― moley, Sunday, 3 June 2007 09:41 (nineteen years ago)

me out, then.

― Mark G, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 08:50 (nineteen years ago)

oh, also..

If you have said you like it, even once, you ca't give it up like you never did.

People remember you for it, right?

― Mark G, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 13:45 (nineteen years ago)

I have not had sodomy ~~in a month~~ and I never will ~~again maybe~~

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

"had sodomy" makes no sense

― Will M., Tuesday, 5 June 2007 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

sodomy is to be COMMITTED.

― kenan, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

You're saying he was afraid of committment then?

― Aimless, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

three months pass...

some revives i don't remember :\

― gershy, Monday, 17 September 2007 06:29 (eighteen years ago)

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