Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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kiiiinda into those even though it does appear her shoplifting tendencies now extend to personal property, ie, bottles of water

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 15 April 2012 02:50 (twelve years ago) link

Nice to see her out among the people.

the hairy office thing (Eazy), Sunday, 15 April 2012 02:58 (twelve years ago) link

Someone please photoshop Ridiculously Photogenic Guy on there

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Sunday, 15 April 2012 03:26 (twelve years ago) link

has she had her teeth done too? ;_;

two overweight dachshunds with three eyes (La Lechera), Sunday, 15 April 2012 15:33 (twelve years ago) link

Fun! Fresh! Forty!

Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 15 April 2012 16:34 (twelve years ago) link

lol

but lookin good imo

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 15 April 2012 16:46 (twelve years ago) link

FFM: I don't get it but here you go:

http://i42.tinypic.com/2u95wfb.jpg

StanM, Sunday, 15 April 2012 16:53 (twelve years ago) link

lul

Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 15 April 2012 16:56 (twelve years ago) link

Hahahaha. Thanks!!

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Sunday, 15 April 2012 17:09 (twelve years ago) link

xps to Lechera-- iirc, Playboy picked up the check for her teeth.

Raymond Dubious Davies (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 15 April 2012 18:03 (twelve years ago) link

that is terrible! just awful.

two overweight dachshunds with three eyes (La Lechera), Monday, 16 April 2012 03:06 (twelve years ago) link

I know lol America and such, but what was wrong with her teeth??

michael nyman cat (Merdeyeux), Monday, 16 April 2012 03:10 (twelve years ago) link

exactly! nothing. nothing was wrong with her teeth. now there is something wrong with her teeth. oh well.

two overweight dachshunds with three eyes (La Lechera), Monday, 16 April 2012 03:16 (twelve years ago) link

Thet were stained and one had a slight chip I think?

mh, Monday, 16 April 2012 04:20 (twelve years ago) link

Yes, I well remember the headlines back in the day - - "Lindsay Lohan: America's Next Sweetheart (except for those teeth, something will have to be done about those)"

Doctor Casino, Monday, 16 April 2012 04:24 (twelve years ago) link

xpost: no, that was why she had the boob job, iirc

StanM, Monday, 16 April 2012 04:29 (twelve years ago) link

exactly! nothing. nothing was wrong with her teeth. now there is something wrong with her teeth. oh well.

― two overweight dachshunds with three eyes (La Lechera), Monday, April 16, 2012 3:16 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

she had gross tooth decay actually

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 16 April 2012 04:56 (twelve years ago) link

meth can screw a girl up.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 16 April 2012 04:57 (twelve years ago) link

I still haven't fully processed the whole "her teeth are fine!" backlash on ILX

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 16 April 2012 04:57 (twelve years ago) link

They can be cleaned and have a chip repaired without fully covering them up with artificial teeth from one side of her grill to the other. It's also part of what makes her look older, unfortch.

two overweight dachshunds with three eyes (La Lechera), Monday, 16 April 2012 14:08 (twelve years ago) link

eh, it's hard to patch a chip in your teeth without it being a noticeably diff color, but then again, if you're having them bleached like crazy that's probably less of an issue

veneers are the devil

mh, Monday, 16 April 2012 14:13 (twelve years ago) link

Its nice to see some color on her skin and also her George Lucas neck has gone into remission.

I will transmit this information to (Viceroy), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 14:54 (twelve years ago) link

What HAS happened to
Lindsay's lips? Lohan
shows off swollen
mouth

She looked much older
than 25

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/04/lindsay-lohan-alleged-assault-video-standard-hotel

Detectives from the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department have officially received the surveillance video from The Standard Hotel in West Hollywood from the night that a woman claims Lindsay Lohan assaulted her, and the video clearly shows Lohan at the club, despite her claims that she was at home watching television, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.

♆ (gr8080), Monday, 23 April 2012 00:19 (eleven years ago) link

i know the GM of that hotel and am kind of tempted to email him for the inside scoop...

♆ (gr8080), Monday, 23 April 2012 00:20 (eleven years ago) link

do it!

Mordy, Monday, 23 April 2012 00:23 (eleven years ago) link

i havent emailed him about anything else ever tho, so

♆ (gr8080), Monday, 23 April 2012 00:27 (eleven years ago) link

Gotta start somewhere

mh, Monday, 23 April 2012 00:52 (eleven years ago) link

"Hey! Thought I'd drop you a line to see how you're doing these days. How's the wife and kids? Good? And, while I'm asking, how's your dog? Btw, do you happen to have any dirt to dish on that LiLo business? Real inside dirt, I mean."

Aimless, Monday, 23 April 2012 02:03 (eleven years ago) link

WTF @ the jesus stuff in the comments on that radaronline article

StanM, Monday, 23 April 2012 02:42 (eleven years ago) link

that's a radar thing i think, like i've seen elsewhere that righty groups have zeroed in on radar as this haven of hollywood liberal snark culture

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 23 April 2012 03:00 (eleven years ago) link

Ok lol, they're doing a great job converting everyone.

StanM, Monday, 23 April 2012 03:16 (eleven years ago) link

moving in the right direction at least

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 30 April 2012 06:40 (eleven years ago) link

she looks a little like heather graham there. but heather graham looks better, and is sixteen years lindsay's senior.

Bad Company's Drummer's Daughter (stevie), Monday, 30 April 2012 07:37 (eleven years ago) link

There's a fine line between luscious sexy lips and Ronald McDonald.

StanM, Monday, 30 April 2012 10:22 (eleven years ago) link

I think she's looking distinctly Angelina Jolie-ish these days.

quincie, Monday, 30 April 2012 13:34 (eleven years ago) link

ugh finally a good look

those lips!

surm, Monday, 30 April 2012 13:49 (eleven years ago) link

dude if i looked like that id be THRILLED

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:10 (eleven years ago) link

yea def very hot

finallyyyyyyyy

surm, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:15 (eleven years ago) link

(watch she'll be blonde again tomorrow)

surm, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:15 (eleven years ago) link

i really think blonde could work for her but she needs to get the shade right. i used ultra light blonde for years then on a whim switched up to a neutral medium blonde which looks x1000 better and makes me so embarrassed i walked through life with almost white hair for so long

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:21 (eleven years ago) link

Plus, during her blonde phase she had no highlights or lowlights iIrc.

L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:25 (eleven years ago) link

i'm just intensely in love with red hair tbh

surm, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:26 (eleven years ago) link

feelin this

frogbs in the trap (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link

sigourney weaver on a good day

Choc. Clusterman (contenderizer), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:29 (eleven years ago) link

There is no way LiLo is gonna make it to Sigourney Weaver levels of mature hotness.

quincie, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 23:05 (eleven years ago) link


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