Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

i know the GM of that hotel and am kind of tempted to email him for the inside scoop...

do it!

i havent emailed him about anything else ever tho, so

Gotta start somewhere

"Hey! Thought I'd drop you a line to see how you're doing these days. How's the wife and kids? Good? And, while I'm asking, how's your dog? Btw, do you happen to have any dirt to dish on that LiLo business? Real inside dirt, I mean."

WTF @ the jesus stuff in the comments on that radaronline article

that's a radar thing i think, like i've seen elsewhere that righty groups have zeroed in on radar as this haven of hollywood liberal snark culture

Ok lol, they're doing a great job converting everyone.

http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/RFjnZrgqpa.v9WEgB5Q5AA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYwMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en_US/News/HollywoodLife.com/042912_lindsay_lohan_side_boob_featured120429104410.jpg

http://images.hitfix.com/photos/1232943/Lindsay-Lohan_gallery_primary.jpg

moving in the right direction at least

she looks a little like heather graham there. but heather graham looks better, and is sixteen years lindsay's senior.

There's a fine line between luscious sexy lips and Ronald McDonald.

I think she's looking distinctly Angelina Jolie-ish these days.

ugh finally a good look

those lips!

dude if i looked like that id be THRILLED

yea def very hot

finallyyyyyyyy

(watch she'll be blonde again tomorrow)

i really think blonde could work for her but she needs to get the shade right. i used ultra light blonde for years then on a whim switched up to a neutral medium blonde which looks x1000 better and makes me so embarrassed i walked through life with almost white hair for so long

Plus, during her blonde phase she had no highlights or lowlights iIrc.

i'm just intensely in love with red hair tbh

feelin this

sigourney weaver on a good day

There is no way LiLo is gonna make it to Sigourney Weaver levels of mature hotness.

they should be in a movie together anyway tho

^^^your terrible/amazing ideas

it would be some kind of warped combination of weaver's "heartbreakers" and "georgia rule"

Hot, Ready and Chest-Bursting

Plus, during her blonde phase she had no highlights or lowlights iIrc.

― L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Tuesday, May 1, 2012 10:25 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is so key. esp lowlights

http://www.laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/23505/Lindsay-Lohan-looks-so-bad-no-wonder-Anna-Wintour-shut-her-down-for-Met-Gala

^^Not as bad as URL implies

Sigourney Weaver as a three-star general, Lindsay Lohan as her misfit niece.

still pretty bad

this thread fills me with sadness but also empathy because i've also been ravaged by substances to a prematurely aged look over the eight years since i first posted to it. upside is that my boobs are smaller now too.

http://images.coolchaser.com/themes/t/91682-i240.photobucket.com-albums-ff174-iloverachelmyers-panda.gif

^^ you don't look so bad in this pic

did u guys cover 'had dinner with Woody Allen' or was that a diff chick?

Lindsay is a huge admirer of his work.

Soon-Yi looked soooo enthused to be photographed w/her.

Viola: http://gawker.com/5915699/heres-lindsay-lohan-as-elizabeth-taylor

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17os5a6o6yobdjpg/original.jpg

Didn't know they were doing it as a vampire flick. Interesting choice.

Hit An 18-Wheeler

what would be a reason to refuse a ride to the emergency room? serious question, sorry if that's totally obvious etc

Practising for her next role as Jayne Mansfield?

lol the Porche was a rental

what would be a reason to refuse a ride to the emergency room? serious question, sorry if that's totally obvious etc

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, June 8, 2012 7:29 PM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark

didnt want to pay the ambulance bill

ty

Wanted to show up at the same time as her lawyer to make sure she didn't consent to any blood tests she shouldn't

^^^this and giving the paparazzi the slip?

also: self-centered and a little insane

tru