What Are You Talking About

Email: Possibility of breaking up: 100%
Phone: Nothing
Human: Nothing

OMG in that post I didn't even know which side of the number the percentage sign went. I should take it easy these days eh?

I moan/complain/whine a hell of a lot in person :(

On the phone I am changing addresses a the moment
Via email it's 50/50 between our new kitty being poorly & work
In person, not very much at all.

I'm such a bad TV heckler that if I'm really into it I'll start heckling props/graphic design once I run out of actors/people.

Phone:
the geordie accent - 20%
other accents - 10%
gangstas - 2.5%
being attacked by pets - 2.5%
name of pet - 5%
aw - 5%
WAT? - 5%
say again? - 50%

Human:
work stuff - 90%
football - 5%
what i'm cooking - 5%

Internet:
good lord fuck if i'm to categorise everything - 100%

In a typical day I talk to like two people.

90% of all conversation is with wife.
of these:
30% - Food; obtaining, paying for, devouring, remarking upon quality of, cleaning up after (I know it seems a large percentage, but I swear my wife really likes food)
15% - sex.
35% - how irresponsible I am, how much I suck
10% - sweet nothings
10% - etc

the other 10% of daily convo. is with one extremely chatty co-worker, 99.9999% of which consists of him talking about computers/labwork/people wanting to rip him off but him getting the better of them and me going "uh huh" and "yeah".

Email: how it's better to be just friends - 90%, 5% plans for the weekend, 5% Scrabble.
Nothing else.

At work:

90% how, if everyone did their job as well as me, my job would be a lot easier

10% realising I'm not doing my job very well.

At home:

It was too long ago - I can't remember.

phone - i wanna get off the phone, 100%
internet - i wanna get off the internet, 100%
real life - (....)

when did this thread turn into "what are you thinking about"

Phone: English courses - 50%, TEFL courses - 40%, redirecting people who have been put through by mistake - 10%

Email: Amazon DVD sale - 20%, what I did at the weekend - 10%, sign language - 10%, missing books - 20%, new books - 20%, leaflets, the copying and distribution of - 20%

Face to face: being nice to students - 40%, relationships past and present - 20%, bitching about the boss - 20%, sweet nothings - 20%

Dan, you really spend 15% of your conversations with your wife talking about sex??

Face to face: 60% asking about or receiving instructions in my capacity as PA to two agents; 15% making small talk with the receptionists; 15% chatting to other colleagues about nothing much; 10% doing my job on the phone.