Alan Keyes: On Crack?

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I know there have been a few posts on the IL senate race . . . but I just listened to yesterday's fresh air broadcast with both obama & keyes & wow. . . keyes is a nut. more than a nut, really.

kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

http://electronicintifada.net/features/articles/images/alankeyes.jpg

kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't like Alan Keyes and do think he's nuts but this is sorta offensive.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

it's not commonplace to question Keyes' sanity (GOP bigs are distancing themselves from his candidacy) and to use the phrase 'on crack' wrt such questions?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry, hstencil. i don't mean to offend. it's just that listening to him is like listening to a tightly wound spool of thread . . . he runs around the same ideas all the time & speaks in this accusatory tone (just like, um, thread).

kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

there's something that seems unsavory about suggesting a black politician is on crack, even if it's in jest. I know no offense is meant, but still.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes. For god's sake, at least change the 'crack' reference to 'crank' or something less offensive.

Aimless The Unlogged, Friday, 13 August 2004 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

right.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Alan Keyes: What kind of drugs is this guy on?

Nemo (JND), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

It's sort of an interesting issue . . . I meant it simply as gabbneb put it & was completely unaware of the other offensive implications. Is this something that's a ubiquitous offense? I'm startled by my own ignorance...not that I'm one to walk around feeling like i know so much stuff about stuff, but I consider myself to be a pretty sensitive person.

kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Did anyone see the Daily show, where they played a clip of Keyes in 2000 attacking Hillary Clinton for running for Senator of New York when she didn't even live in that state? "It's not something I would ever imitate", Keyes said...

dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Alan Keyes is not on crack. Maybe he is on the cracks of two different hineys every night, but he is high on the sunshine of Lord Jesus. High on life! Onward Christian soldier! Victorious!

The Altered Beast II, Friday, 13 August 2004 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

yes, it's really within the realm of possibility that Keyes is now, has been, or ever will be on any form of controlled substance

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I suspect anybody who chooses to run against Obama right now to be smoking something crackular, frankly.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

i've wondered why 'yr on crack!' came to mean 'yr delusional & crazy' since crack isn't a hallucinogen. must be phonentic. 'are you high?' is the gentler version but that sounds so weeny.

g--ff (gcannon), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw that Daily Show bit. What is Keyes's connection to IL? Does he have a house there or something?

morris pavilion (samjeff), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

he can find it on a map

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

He does now! Or at least, he just signed a lease on an apartment in Calumet City.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

he likes chicago-style pizza?

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

some background:

By early 1986, crack had a stranglehold on the ghettos of New York City and was dominated by traffickers and dealers from the Dominican Republic. Crack distribution and abuse exploded in 1986, and by year-end was available in 28 states and the District of Columbia. According to the 1985-1986 National Narcotics Intelligence Consumers Committee Report, crack was available in Atlanta, Boston, Detroit, Kansas City, Miami, New York City, Newark, San Francisco, Seattle, St. Louis, Dallas, Denver, Minneapolis, and Phoenix.

By 1987, crack was reported to be available in the District of Columbia and all but four states in the Union. Crack was abundantly available in at least 19 cities in 13 states: Texas (Dallas), Oklahoma (Tulsa, Oklahoma City), Michigan (Detroit), California (Los Angeles, Riverside, Santa Barbara), Florida (Miami, Ft. Lauderdale, Tampa), New York (New York City), Oregon (Portland), Washington (Seattle), Missouri (Kansas City), Minnesota (Minneapolis), Colorado (Denver), Nevada (Las Vegas), and Maryland (Hagerstown, Salisbury). By 1988, crack had replaced heroin as the greatest problem in Detroit, and it was available in Los Angeles in multi-kilo quantities.

Meanwhile, wholesale and retail prices for cocaine had declined, while purity levels for kilogram amounts of the drug had remained at 90 percent or higher. Street-level gram purity rose from 25 percent in 1981, to 55 percent in 1987, to 70 percent in 1988. By the late 1980s, over 10,000 gang members were dealing drugs in some 50 cities from Baltimore to Seattle. The crack trade had created a violent sub-world, and crack-related murders in many large cities were skyrocketing. For example, a 1988 study by the Bureau of Justice Statistics found that in New York City, crack use was tied to 32% of all homicides and 60% of drug-related homicides. On a daily basis, the evening news reported the violence of drive-by shootings and crack users trying to obtain money for their next hit. Smokeable crack appealed to a new group of users, especially women, because it did not have the stigma associated with needles or heroin, and because it was smoked, many mistakenly equated crack with marijuana. As a result, a generation of addicted children were born to--and frequently abandoned by--crack-using mothers. By the late 1980s, about one out of every 10 newborns in the United States (375,000 per year) had been exposed in the womb to one or more illicit drug.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

He saw High Fidelity six times.

na (Nick A.), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

no, that was you.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

To follow up on hstencil's info --

Also see Barry, Marion.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

He was a part of the gay underground Chicago house scene.

The Altered Beast II, Friday, 13 August 2004 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Alan Keyes is funny.

The Altered Beast II, Friday, 13 August 2004 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I listened to yesterday's Fresh Air too, and thought the exact same thing. I was shocked - shocked, I tell you! - at how Keyes came off. The guy is insane, just completely delusional. I mean, really, he's got to have a screw loose.

Monetizing Eyeballs (diamond), Friday, 13 August 2004 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

'Buying crack' has an entirely different meaning in that neighborhood Keyes is moving to.

Kerry (dymaxia), Friday, 13 August 2004 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

funny that he has such impressive rhetorical skillz

g--ff (gcannon), Friday, 13 August 2004 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I always thought his show had one of the most inappropriate titles ever.

Alan Keyes Is Making Sense.
Lightning Bolt Is Chilling Out.
Sigur Ros Is Kicking Ass.
etc.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 13 August 2004 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

What's your point, Eyeballs? (I'm being serious.)

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 13 August 2004 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Alan Keyes: Playing Basketball

dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 13 August 2004 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I hope Alan Keyes wins so that I can continue to revel in his hilarity.

artdamages (artdamages), Friday, 13 August 2004 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

My "point"? I'm concurring with the person that started the thread, and affirming that I experienced the same uneasiness that s/he did with respect to the radio show.

Anything else I can answer for you?

Monetizing Eyeballs (diamond), Friday, 13 August 2004 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post: I trust you don't live in Illinois, then, artd.

Seriously, what did he say? I'd listen to the archive but I hate 'Fresh Air' and NPR in general.

Kerry (dymaxia), Friday, 13 August 2004 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, jaymc . . .why did you eyeballs to clarify? was it because of the duel discussion surrounding this thread?

kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 13 August 2004 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)

kerry--you can listen to just his portion on fresh air. the archive has it divided into two sections & terry gross (the usual host) isn't even hosting that day. actually, there's no real need for a host keyes because he talks & talks & talks & talks . . . equating pro-choice people with slaveholders ("i'm not name-calling, it's just logic") . . . etc.

kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 13 August 2004 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Alan Keyes is making Spaghetti!

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 13 August 2004 16:21 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post: I trust you don't live in Illinois, then, artd.

Whats the difference? I live in the US. I could really care less who wins what beyond hoping for as much deadlock as possible (this seems to be helped if those on the far left or right are elected).

artdamages (artdamages), Friday, 13 August 2004 16:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Kerry: well, for one, he continued to hammer away at the Obama as Slaveholder equation because of Obama's position on abortion, and ranted and raved and constructed this elaborate justification for the charge. He does just really have a kind of rabid, frothing-at-the-mouth fervor about the issue. I don't honestly think he's certifiably insane, but he's ... creepy.

Monetizing Eyeballs (diamond), Friday, 13 August 2004 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, I don't think I had really heard the guy speak at any kind of length since his last presidential candidacy, and I guess I'm just baffled at how he's at all taken seriously. By anybody except the radical Christian right.

Monetizing Eyeballs (diamond), Friday, 13 August 2004 16:30 (twenty-one years ago)

So why is the GOP running this guy, as opposed to a more viable candidate, from the actual state itself? Are they not even trying to win? It creeps me out.

morris pavilion (samjeff), Friday, 13 August 2004 16:30 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, I don't know why they didn't run the Oberweis Dairy dude.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 13 August 2004 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

That's what I find intriguing about the whole thing. I don't understand that part at all. Obama is such a star that it felt like they just threw keyes in there to have somebody. Even Keyes approach seems, at least to me, somewhat thrown together out of desperation or something.

kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 13 August 2004 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Who remembers the ep of Michael Moore's "The Awful Truth" where they picked Alan Keyes as their fave Republican candidate in 2000, since he was the only one to come out to the parking lot and stage dive into a throng of folks whilst Rage Against the Machine blasted?

"Yes, Alan Keyes. He's a rightwing lunatic, but he's OUR rightwing lunatic!"

Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Friday, 13 August 2004 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay, I'm listening to it now. As long as it's not accompanied by Terry Gross and flute music, I can handle it.

x-post - maybe someone in the right wing has compromising photos of Judy Baar Topinka or something. I don't understand it, because the GOP bigwigs in Illinois are so moderate and they can't stand the right-wingers. I think they'd rather see Obama win, maybe.

Kerry (dymaxia), Friday, 13 August 2004 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Are they not even trying to win?

Right. He's the least embarrassing loser because he's the most embarrassing candidate.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 13 August 2004 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)

...and it makes the freeper types in Illinois look like idiots who have no loyalty to the state.

Kerry (dymaxia), Friday, 13 August 2004 16:38 (twenty-one years ago)

What stake would they have in seeing Obama win? (xpost)

kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 13 August 2004 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

It's not that they want Obama to win, it's that they know they can't beat him

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 13 August 2004 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

He's a black liberal who is popular in rural white conservative counties.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 13 August 2004 16:43 (twenty-one years ago)

OOM-PA OOM-PA

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 13 August 2004 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

(saying someone is "on crack" is a common, harmless expression and claiming it's racist is sub-trifean, at best)

oops (Oops), Friday, 13 August 2004 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

i agree...otherwise i obviously wouldn't have said it.

kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 13 August 2004 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Find messages from I Love Everything, containing sub-trifean.

9 results found.

amateur!!!st, Friday, 13 August 2004 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Also see Barry, Marion.

The prosecution had surveillance camera footage of him actually sparking up. (Even though, as many a comedian said, he seemed to have gone to the hotel more in pursuit of a "a different sort of crack.")

j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 13 August 2004 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

And who among us hasn't smoked a little crack in the interest of romancing a fine, classy lady?

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 13 August 2004 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahahahahahahaha

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 13 August 2004 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

thank god no one used the word 'niggardly'

mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 13 August 2004 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

(saying someone is "on crack" is a common, harmless expression and claiming it's racist is sub-trifean, at best)

Yeah, it certainly hasn't stopped hstencil before so I don't know why he's all bent out of shape now.

am I on crack or is no one mentioning CAMEROON??!?

-- hstencil (hstenci...), May 25th, 2004 9:31 AM

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 13 August 2004 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I guess the difference is that hstencil is not a black politician ... although if that's the case WHY IS HE TALKING ABOUT CAMEROON???

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 13 August 2004 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Jess suggested I was smoking crack on my blog because I like Bumblebeez 81. I think he thinks white people would like bad white rap if they smoked crack just like how black people like bad black rap when they're on the crack. I think this is racist and would like to report this to my local hstencil.

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 13 August 2004 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Marion Barry has ruined it for everyone

oops (Oops), Friday, 13 August 2004 19:11 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/RANCHO/POLITICS/marion-barry.gif

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 13 August 2004 19:13 (twenty-one years ago)

8:26 really is the best time to get high

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 13 August 2004 19:14 (twenty-one years ago)

How dare you bring up the old stereotype that black people like Judy Garland.

But Keyes isn't from New Jersey!

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 13 August 2004 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

you don't get to be mayor of our nation's capital without knowing shit like that.

xpost

oops (Oops), Friday, 13 August 2004 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

He isn't from Illinois either, but that isn't stopping him.

na (Nick A.), Friday, 13 August 2004 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)

8:26 really is the best time to get high
-- CeCe Peniston (anthonymicci...) (webmail), August 13th, 2004 1:14 PM. (Anthony Miccio) (link)

Isn't 8/26 Mandingo's birthday?

dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 13 August 2004 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)

"BITCH SET ME UP"

mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 13 August 2004 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

hahahaha holy shit:

http://images.viacomlocalnetworks.com/images_sizedimage_224175004/xl

Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Friday, 13 August 2004 19:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Tony Gwynn called. He wants his speaking voice back.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 13 August 2004 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Did he leave a number?

oops (Oops), Friday, 13 August 2004 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

i am now listening to "Lithium", which seems oddly appropriate to the photo

Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Friday, 13 August 2004 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

the best part of that shot is how the logo in the bottom-right corner perfectly matches that on the microphone.

amateur!!!st, Friday, 13 August 2004 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Except it doesn't have the time and temperature on it.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 13 August 2004 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

but OH, what if it DID?

Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Friday, 13 August 2004 20:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I want to hear him sing 'The Rainbow Connection"

artdamages (artdamages), Friday, 13 August 2004 21:36 (twenty-one years ago)

accusing black politician in IL of being on crack =

http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-patt07.html

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 13 August 2004 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

why is there some kind of "mellon collie and the infinite sadness" doodad behind keyes's head in that last photo?

amateur!!!st (amateurist), Friday, 13 August 2004 23:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Because he's actually singing "Tonight, Tonight"

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 August 2004 23:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Mosh pit Alan.

""Admittedly, I was willing to fall into the mosh pit, but I'll tell you something. You know why I did that? Because I think that exemplifies the kind of trust in people that is the heart and soul of the Keyes campaign ... And when you trust them, they will in fact hold you up."

Hunter (Hunter), Saturday, 14 August 2004 02:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh well.

Hunter (Hunter), Saturday, 14 August 2004 02:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Because he's actually singing "Tonight, Tonight"

Unfortunately, it was the Phil Collins version.

j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 14 August 2004 02:35 (twenty-one years ago)

we'll crucify abortionists tonight
we'll shift things right, we'll feel it all tonight

mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 14 August 2004 03:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Keyes is one of my favorite politicians in greater need of stage. He's got this neat idiosyncracy of smiling forcibly at the close of every statement, which is made more bizarre by the fact that he says these hateful things. I prefer Alan Keyes to the Trent Lotts and the Lindsay Graham Republicans because he seems to more purely express what they and their supporters truly believe.

herbert hebert (herbert hebert), Saturday, 14 August 2004 04:24 (twenty-one years ago)

he actually wanted to build a big wall at the u.s. mexico border, right?

which was freaky-funny till israel actually followed through.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 14 August 2004 05:44 (twenty-one years ago)

CAMPAIGN 2004
Billiken crowd jeers Keyes, cheers Obama
Dissent heats up when GOP Senate hopeful makes appearance at South Side parade

By David Mendell
Chicago Tribune staff reporter

August 15, 2004

If U.S. Senate candidate Alan Keyes had any notions of capturing the hearts and minds of Chicago's black electorate, the annual Bud Billiken Day Parade on Saturday proved that this task will be nothing short of daunting for the Republican.

Keyes, the conservative political figure from Maryland who entered the Senate race last week after GOP nominee Jack Ryan withdrew his candidacy, made his first trip Saturday into the heart of Chicago's black community. Keyes, an African-American, was greeted with a resounding chorus of jeers and boos that bordered on outright hostility.

"Go back to Maryland!" and "Down with Keyes!" were the most common refrains.

The 75-year-old Billiken parade, which ran south along Martin Luther King Drive from Pershing Road to 55th Street, is touted as the largest African-American parade in the country and the biggest in Chicago. Besides baton twirlers, cowboys on horseback and colorful floats, politicians seeking black votes are wise not to forgo the gathering on the South Side.

By contrast, Democrat Barack Obama was treated to a king's welcome, with thousands of parade-goers hoisting blue-and-white Obama signs, wearing Obama stickers and shrieking in pure joy as his float passed by. They serenaded the Hyde Park Democrat with chants of "O-Ba-Ma! O-Ba-Ma! O-Ba-Ma!"

Obama, a state senator, has achieved celebrity status among national Democrats after his much-ballyhooed keynote address to the Democratic National Convention in Boston. And in Chicago's black community, Obama, also an African-American, apparently has ascended to supercelebrity status.

So when Obama's political challenger appeared Saturday, the reception was not pretty. Over the first couple of blocks of the parade route, Keyes got a few down-turned thumbs and groans of dissent.

Up-close opposition

But as the crowds grew thicker and Keyes inched closer to a sea of Obama supporters, spectators grew more aggressive in denouncing him. As Keyes tried to shake hands between 47th and 48th Streets, a woman ran up to him, lifted an Obama sign above her head and screamed repeatedly into Keyes' face: "Obama for president! Obama for president!"

Another man briefly grabbed Keyes' arm and advised Keyes, "Take your [expletive] back to Maryland."

Yet others were courteous, shaking Keyes' hand and flashing a smile at him. A few requested his autograph, and he obliged in each instance.

Indeed, through all the mayhem, Keyes kept a smile on his face. Always a fiery speaker, he even stopped on occasion to preach to his naysayers.

"Why are you representing hate?" he asked, wagging a finger at a throng of people dressed in Obama T-shirts who were jeering him.

Keyes referred to Obama's abortion rights' position. Thus far, Keyes, a conservative Christian who on Saturday wore a gold crucifix around his neck, has centered his many attacks on Obama around the Democrat's support of abortion rights.

Before stepping off on the parade route, Keyes charged in an interview that Obama is indirectly supporting the "genocide" of African-Americans by endorsing a woman's legal right to an abortion.

"We're the first people who have ever been pushed into genocide before our babies are born," Keyes said. "So the people who are supporting that position are actually supporting the systematic extermination of black America."

Many spectators said such views, along with his conservative economic policies, place Keyes at the extreme right end of the political spectrum, far from the beliefs of black Americans, perhaps the most loyal of all Democratic voting blocs.

"It's just hard to come from where we come from, from the working class, and be a Republican," said Jay Little, 33, an electrician from the South Shore neighborhood. "Mr. Keyes doesn't reach me at all. I don't think he will ever see things from our perspective."

One of Keyes' supporters, Ceasar LeFlore, responded that blacks were foolhardy to be nearly uniform in their support of Obama.

"Alan Keyes is a nationally known individual who is pro-life, pro-family and doesn't want to waste our tax money or de-incentivize our businesses," said LeFlore, who runs a non-profit agency in South Holland. "We need to be a free-thinking people who discuss the issues and then vote on our values. Once we refuse to disagree, then we are lost as a people."

Tense moment halts parade

There was one incident even more tense than the heckling of Keyes. About 2:15 p.m., the parade was halted for about 45 minutes when a man threatened to jump from the high scaffolding erected around Corpus Christi Church at 49th Street and King Drive. It took police nearly an hour to talk him down.

Obama's float, meanwhile, was two blocks ahead of Keyes, and the two candidates never crossed paths. Before the parade, Obama said Keyes has been so strident in his criticism of the Democrat because Keyes' campaign is "underfunded and undermanned" and he is desperate to gain free media attention. On Saturday, there was no disputing that Keyes received much attention, but whether he picked up any votes is another question.

Still, Lee Walker, a Keyes supporter who directs a conservative Chicago-based think tank, observed that Keyes could have been forgiven had he ducked out of the parade when things got tough. "He's not running from all this, and I think folks will eventually realize that," Walker said. "You have to give him credit for courage."

hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 15 August 2004 20:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Before stepping off on the parade route, Keyes charged in an interview that Obama is indirectly supporting the "genocide" of African-Americans by endorsing a woman's legal right to an abortion.

Interesting theory, but a little (a lot) too X-Files for me. So he is clearly a madman on crack. Thus we return to previous question. End of thread.

Jimmy Mod, Man About Towne (ModJ), Sunday, 15 August 2004 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I decree it.

Jimmy Mod, Man About Towne (ModJ), Sunday, 15 August 2004 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

barak obama has done crack.

La Monte (La Monte), Sunday, 15 August 2004 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

ass crack?

Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Sunday, 15 August 2004 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

All Night Long

Ice Cube (ModJ), Sunday, 15 August 2004 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Alan Keyes update : I drove by his new 'home' at about 9:30 last night and all the lights were out. I'm sure he was out at a really important dinner or something.

Keyes' latest loony statement :

"I don't think that's a coincidence, I think that's a shot across the bow. I think that's a way of Providence telling us, 'I love you all; I'd like to give you a chance. Wake up! Would you please wake up?' "

Kerry (dymaxia), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Unfortunately, it was the Phil Collins version.

*weeps in terror*

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 14:46 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

"The Lord shared with me that, Alan, the child that you are defending in the womb … in the act of procreation, people are joyfully, ecstatically, with great joy in every fiber of their being, saying "yes" to the coming of that new life. The invite the child in. And then in abortion, they kill it. So what, in point of fact my political career is, is the paradigm and pattern of that which I am trying to stop for the child. I kind of represent, in political terms, the abortion. You're invited in, but they kill you. You're invited in, but they kill you."

and what, Friday, 2 May 2008 23:39 (eighteen years ago)

the audacity of eep

mark s, Friday, 2 May 2008 23:42 (eighteen years ago)

That is kind of a weird double case of thinking "no" means "yes," isn't it.

nabisco, Saturday, 3 May 2008 00:32 (eighteen years ago)

barak obama has done crack.
-- La Monte (La Monte), Sunday, 15 August 2004 20:48 (3 years ago) Link

LOL who ever heard of this guy before 2007?

wanko ergo sum, Saturday, 3 May 2008 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

Uh

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 3 May 2008 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

Mr. Young was making records in the 60s, son.

libcrypt, Saturday, 3 May 2008 20:09 (eighteen years ago)


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