Has anyone ever been to Malta?

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Is it fun? How's the beach and the nightlife?

The Altered Beast II, Friday, 13 August 2004 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, Joe Don Baker went a-head on there and seemed to survive unscathed.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 August 2004 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Huh?

The Altered Beast II, Friday, 13 August 2004 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

my friend went on holiday there for four days and it pissed rain the entire time but she managed to have fun somehow, I guess, though when she talks about it she mainly complains about the rain.

kyle (akmonday), Friday, 13 August 2004 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Sitting in an internet cafe on a beach in Sliema, Malta. Been here a fortnight, (no not in this cafe), it has not rained, just been blazing hot. Food, drink & public transport cheap, people friendly, lots of wild cats. Its fine.

Beaches = quite often rocks but still OK for sun & swimmimg, water v clear. loads of fish to see. St Julians nightlife pumping.

Mooro (Mooro), Friday, 13 August 2004 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, Joe Don Baker went a-head on there and seemed to survive unscathed.

Hey Malta, get a tree!

stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 13 August 2004 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

We used to stuff raw dead squirrels into our mouths...

(Yay for Mooro with the best possible answer!)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 August 2004 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I've posted to ILE from that exact same internet cafe, Mooro.

It's a fantastic place, but it all depends on what you're looking for. As your first (only) question is about the beaches and nightlife then its probably not likely to be for you. Unless you're staying around Golden Bay and a few other places then the beaches are generally rocky, although the sea is lovely wherever you go.

Nightlife not what it could be, although St Julian's is okay (several clubs all along one road, all free to get into, all more or less the same). Its not really what you go there for though.

If you want to look at fantastic old buildings, wander round now-deserted medieval towns, ride on cool looking buses, take boat trips round nice harbours or go swimming/snorkelling/scuba diving in crystal clear water then go for it.

Another thing, its *very* Anglicised. If you find yourself craving for a Next or a Marks & Spencer's then you'll find it very quickly indeed.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 13 August 2004 21:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I was there with a bunch of friends in '01. Well, we were actually staying most of the time on the Maltese island of Gozo, in a converted farmhouse. Had a couple of jeeps at our disposal, did lots of offroading near the cliffs over the Mediterranean.Gorgeous. Spent many fun nights on Malta (St. Julians), too. Mooro's right re: the people, beaches. Most of us who were on that trip really miss it and still get kinda misty when we talk about our stay there.

Jay Vee (Manon_70), Saturday, 14 August 2004 01:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Malta also has a great big Caravaggio (Beheading Of John The Baptist, I think) in their cathedral (?). C was a Knight Of Malta.

Jay Vee (Manon_70), Saturday, 14 August 2004 01:11 (twenty-one years ago)

i've been to Malta but all i can remember is that painting actually.

ryan (ryan), Saturday, 14 August 2004 02:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Malta is somewhere I have kind of wanted to go to for ages. Matt DC's post really sells the place (apart from the anglicisation stuff).

Does anyone know if they use the Euro there yet?

DV (dirtyvicar), Saturday, 14 August 2004 07:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, Anglicization must be resisted, musha.

It was great, the way that Mr Moore answered the thread.

the pinefox, Saturday, 14 August 2004 08:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I have a Maltese neighbor. He's fat and has greasy hair. Every couple of days he comes around in an enormous car to check up on the progress of his wall. For this Maltese neighbor of mine is having a wall built, which I suppose is going to form part of an additional wing to his flat. He's having a devil of a time with it, though. Building a wall takes time, if you're going to do it right. He started with cinder blocks. Then he put a layer of styrofoam up, I guess as insulation against noise, or cold, or both. Then he slathered a very thin layer of something else over that. And finally, he started building a layer of bricks along what would be the exterior. (When I say "he" I really mean people that work for him; the extent of his involvement is showing up every couple of days in his big car, harrumphing his way out of the front seat, walking around the site for a bit, and getting back in and driving away.) So one day it rained massively and a huge tide of water flowed down from Brockwell Park, right down into our street, which used to be a riverbed. The wave of water smashed the entire wall to smithereens. I haven't seen him since, although the bricks have all been gathered into a pile.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 14 August 2004 09:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I think you've missed the point with regard to Anglicisation - its not that British tourists have come in and trampled their identity over the place. Anglicisation is woven into the entire history of the place - these places are there for the locals as much as the tourists, probably more so.

Also they were all very, very vocal in their support for England when they played Turkey while I was there. Cheering, singing, draping English flags over themselves and wearing Beckham shirts etc. Its a very friendly place.

Also eat rabbit!

Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 14 August 2004 09:17 (twenty-one years ago)

of course you must realize first that malta is the seat not only of our modern civilisation but also all that is ancient but still good.

in malta they have invented not only ice cream but also the foundations of the buildings in architecture not to mention the church. they are foremost a vibrant peoples of stern faith and good humour yet at the heart of it is an astonishing intelligence which can account for not only philosophy before greece but also such things you take for granted as motor cars and wireless radios and of course the printing press.
in addition they have food like no other yet at its basis is that which has spread to the far corners of the earth in many cuisines you can now find in supermarkets or retaurants. also the idea of wine was from malta, as was the idea to drink this nectar from a glass.

Sami Jherllykanynyga, Saturday, 14 August 2004 10:11 (twenty-one years ago)

apparently they have their own language too. It is essentially a dialect of Arabic written with Roman script. Or vice versa.

I wonder do they still go on about the time the Turks invaded in the late middle ages?

DV (dirtyvicar), Saturday, 14 August 2004 11:36 (twenty-one years ago)

my slightly facetious mental image of Malta is that it is a bit of Italy where everyone speaks English.

DV (dirtyvicar), Saturday, 14 August 2004 11:37 (twenty-one years ago)

(back home now)

DV, they still use their own currency, the Maltese Lira. 0.62 Lira to the £ when we changed.

Malti (their language) has elements from Phoenician, Arabic, Italian, English. Its weird to listen to, with obviously Italian words mixed up with Arabic glottal stops, & sometimes the rhythm sounds Russian to me. Often they break into English phrases & then back into Malti.

The great siege is made much of (at least for the tourists), as is also the second one, in 1942, when the Axis air forces dropped far more bombs on the island than on England during the Blitz, (or some such statistic).

The ancient buses are cute, but after a while you begin to realise the benefits of the UK's emission control legislation as you cough & splutter on the clouds of noxious diesel fumes they belch out.

Best of all however, is that there is a bar in Valletta called Tico Tico!!!! (Sadly closed down though, I think). Real life mirrors ilx again.

Mooro (Mooro), Saturday, 14 August 2004 13:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Funnily enough, I was planning to go to Malta at the end of Septemeber/beginning of October. This thread has made me even more keen to go.

MarkH (MarkH), Saturday, 14 August 2004 13:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I am relieved that Mooro is back.

I will send him his lovingly crafted MD of Murdoch on Ken Bruce.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Sunday, 15 August 2004 09:02 (twenty-one years ago)

six years pass...

I was thinking about a holiday there next year so I thought I'd check ilx to find opinions, and found instead the greatest post ever from Sami Jherllykanynyga:

of course you must realize first that malta is the seat not only of our modern civilisation but also all that is ancient but still good.
in malta they have invented not only ice cream but also the foundations of the buildings in architecture not to mention the church. they are foremost a vibrant peoples of stern faith and good humour yet at the heart of it is an astonishing intelligence which can account for not only philosophy before greece but also such things you take for granted as motor cars and wireless radios and of course the printing press.
in addition they have food like no other yet at its basis is that which has spread to the far corners of the earth in many cuisines you can now find in supermarkets or retaurants. also the idea of wine was from malta, as was the idea to drink this nectar from a glass.

I'm sold.

the same relation to machines as that which machines have to man (Matt #2), Monday, 11 October 2010 15:53 (fifteen years ago)


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