The Animated Passion???

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The Animated Passion (Anchor Bay) — A few years back they made an animated and sanitized version of Titanic in which everyone survived. Now they’ve done it with The Passion of the Christ. “For the whole family,” the DVD box art says; “appropriate even for young children.” This version depicts Christ tied by ropes to the cross and stresses the Resurrection, not the brutality of the Crucifixion. There are even sing-along activities on the optional three-disc DVD set.

― Huck, Monday, 16 August 2004 16:30 (twenty-one years ago)

"an animated and sanitized version of Titanic in which everyone survived"

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 16 August 2004 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Hold on, let me get my head around this.

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 16 August 2004 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

"an animated and sanitized version of Titanic in which everyone survived"

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 16 August 2004 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

No Mary Magdalen as whore trope? What's the point then?

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 16 August 2004 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

"an animated and sanitized version of Titanic"

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 16 August 2004 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)

"in which everyone survived"

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 16 August 2004 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)

"animated and sanitized"

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 16 August 2004 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)

The stories of the scripture come alive
in two powerful movies depicting Jesus'
Passion and resurrection in language
that is appropriate for, and
understandable by, children. The
scripturally accurate tales will delight
adults and children alike, with
high-quality animation from
producer/director Richard Rich. Includes
three 30-minute DVDs: "Worth Is The
Lamb," detailing the betrayal and
crucifixion of Christ, "He Is Risen,"
detailing Christ's resurrection, and "The
Kingdom of Heaven," which brings to
life some of Jesus' parables about the
Second Coming.

― Huck, Monday, 16 August 2004 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)

So they're full of pep and very clean and they don't die, eh? Sounds tragic.

So that's what Richie Rich is doing these days.

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 16 August 2004 16:39 (twenty-one years ago)

"everyone survived"

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 16 August 2004 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

What's the point in getting them wet if they were already sanitized?

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 16 August 2004 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Compare that animated Anastasia from a few years ago -- if I remember correctly it didn't even mention that there had been a revolution in Russia.

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 16 August 2004 16:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Amazon is telling me that there was also an "erotic" Titanic made in 2000. I'm guessing everyone gets wet in that one.

― Huck, Monday, 16 August 2004 16:45 (twenty-one years ago)

whoops, it actually came in in 1999, Titanic 2OOO is actually the full title.

― Huck, Monday, 16 August 2004 16:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw "Anastasia" on a plane. It did have the revolution, but it was a result of Rasputin's pact with the devil. A cogent historiographical analyisis.

― Wooden (Wooden), Monday, 16 August 2004 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

"in which"

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 16 August 2004 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

That's the one.

― Huck, Monday, 16 August 2004 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

if you guys like that, you'll LOVE their versions of "Schindler's List," "Shoah", "the Towering Inferno", and "Caligula."

Also, in their version of "Star Wars", Greedo shoots first!

― Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Monday, 16 August 2004 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

And in their version of ET, the cops carry walkie talkies instead of guns.

― Wooden (Wooden), Monday, 16 August 2004 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha ha, Hollywood Faux-teurs Beat Mormons to Kid-Gloved Punch!

― Huck, Monday, 16 August 2004 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)

there are lots of animated jesus movies, although they usually focus more on the "life and works" rather than the "passion and death" aspects.

i suspect that re. sanitized titanic, "everyone" just means "all the major characters" (i.e., jack). i hope.

― amateur!!!st, Monday, 16 August 2004 17:26 (twenty-one years ago)

No, Amateurist, that's less funny.

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 16 August 2004 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry

― Amateur!!!st, Monday, 16 August 2004 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

...so is this an actual *authorized* equivalent or is this all just public domain hoohah?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 16 August 2004 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

― amateur!!!st, Monday, 16 August 2004 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

"...and the truth will set u free" yeah right! butts in seats, people!

― g--ff (gcannon), Monday, 16 August 2004 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

does anyone else take a certain bumfight glee in watching the scrum btw religion and marketing?

― g--ff (gcannon), Monday, 16 August 2004 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

i hope these are Claymation. Davey & Goliath travel back in time to watch Yeshua get tortured to death, then are crushed to bloody, clay pulp by the folks in the Flying House.

http://www.tbn.org/watch/images/programs/flying%20house.jpg

― Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Monday, 16 August 2004 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I suspect one of the "sanitized" elements will be the blond-haired Jesus.

― Huck, Monday, 16 August 2004 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Who drives a Volvo.

― Huck, Monday, 16 August 2004 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

And goes by the name "Steve."

― Huck, Monday, 16 August 2004 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

And doesn't so much deliver the kingdom of God as he does sell crop insurance.

― Huck, Monday, 16 August 2004 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)

"Hey, mom, this Jesus cartoon is crappy. When's he gonna fight the lions?"

― Huck, Monday, 16 August 2004 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

"Sorry, honey, mommy can't hear you. She's, um, helping the mailman."

― Huck, Monday, 16 August 2004 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)

"You sure get a lot of registered mail, mom."

― Huck, Monday, 16 August 2004 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Huck, you're scaring me.

― na (Nick A.), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:11 (twenty-one years ago)

"Mommy loves her Franklin Mint Commemorative Plates, sparky!"

xpost

― Huck, Monday, 16 August 2004 19:11 (twenty-one years ago)

and on that note, CBN/TBN used to run eps of Tezuka's "Kimba the White Lion" on sundays mornings. we would watch those on the days when Mom didn't make us go to church

http://www.kimbawlion.com/RunningKimba1B.gif

of course, it would be another 10 years before i knew who Osama Tezuka was, and Disney's appropiation of him, but there ya go.

― Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Somehow, it's a news item that SW is glad she doesn't have to eat bugs and shit.

Sigourney Weaver prefers not to eat cockroaches, large spiders
NEW YORK (AP) — Though she defined toughness in the Alien films, Sigourney Weaver wouldn’t make a good contestant on reality TV shows such as Fear Factor.
“Eating cockroaches and stuff wouldn’t be my favourite thing,” the 54-year-old actress tells People magazine.
“I was trying to kill a flying creature in my bedroom last night. It seemed to sprout more and more legs and arms. It was like a flying daddy longlegs. I didn’t know what it was, but I’m glad I didn’t have to eat it.”
Weaver co-stars in the thriller The Village, now in theatres.

― Huck, Monday, 16 August 2004 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)

for nabisco, the writing allegedly on the back of the "titanic - the animated movie" video box:

"Set aboard the famous ship Titanic, where you will meet many lovable characters as they embark on a fun-filled adventure across the sea! Meet Angelica a young, beautiful girl who dreams of meeting her prince charming (sic). Sir William Greenfield a rich and handsome yet shy and modest Scottish nobleman. Corynthia Meanstreak an able swindler who is aided by her two clumsy nephews Kirk and Dirk. And of course we can't forget all the lovable Animals (sic) who populate the Titanic and will tell their own stories. Maxie the mouse, Geoffrey the cat, Danny the Dalmatian, Hector the Magpie and more!! Together these characters conjure up delightful entertainment for kids of all ages !

"As it happened in the real story, the Titanic will hit the iceberg but only to determine the beginning of a new life full of hope for everybody!! Filled with hilarious antics, fun music and enchanting characters this movie is sure to be a hit with the entire family !"

― m. (mitchlnw), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

EVERYONE survived.

― m. (mitchlnw), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

arfh

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

KADHFKANFUWE

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Corynthia Meanstreak an able swindler who is aided by her two clumsy nephews Kirk and Dirk

I want to hurt this movie.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Corynthia Meanstreak an able swimmer

It's really nice that they all survived.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.badmovieplanet.com/unknownmovies/pictures/titanic1.jpg

― m. (mitchlnw), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Cartoon characters can't drown, it's the law of physics.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

An American Tale III: DIE YOU BASTARD RATS

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

ALL DOGS DON'T GO TO HEAVEN (Because, You See, They Don't Die)

― na (Nick A.), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

the Titanic will hit the iceberg but only to determine the beginning of a new life full of hope for everybody!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― amateur!!!st, Monday, 16 August 2004 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.townandgown.org/images/fainted.JPG

― amateur!!!st, Monday, 16 August 2004 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

An American Tale IV: EAT WARFARIN AND DIE, MOTHERFUCKING VERMIN!!1

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

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