fancying people who knock on your door for various reasons

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this girl just knocked to ask if i would sponsor her on some walk thing. but she was so sponsorable, that i think i would have given her 50 quid if she hadnt said i could give her a few quid and she would come to collect it later. she wanted to know if i was watching TV for some bizarre reason, which i wasnt, but now i want to. and invite her round to watch it with me.

― dickvandyke (dickvandyke), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)

"FANCY A CENSUS, LOVE?"

― ())(())()()()(()(LASER)()()()LA(Z)E(R)()()()((L)()()(A)(S(E)R()()()) (ex machina, Wednesday, 18 August 2004 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

she's still on my road. oh come back sweet walker!

― dickvandyke (dickvandyke), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

it's usually only sweaty delivery guys bringing food for the downstairs apartment (ie NOT MINE GO AWAY).

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

A plain looking girl knocked on my door the other day and tried to get me to sign up to a charity. I said no, and five minutes later they sent a really fit girl. NOT FAIR!

I still said no, but it was hard.

― Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

'It was hard.' get it?

― Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

i want to go out and give her lots of money.

― dickvandyke (dickvandyke), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Would you like to buy an encyclopaedia?

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I am still giving 5 pounds or something a month to Barnado's, as a result of being caught in a honey trap by a pretty Swedish girl.

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

"My organization is not allowed to ask for money, so instead, we're selling these magazine subscriptions."

I'm still trying to figure out what the trick is to these people. They're always sending very fit nineteen-year old girls to my porch, though.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 16:51 (twenty-one years ago)

"My organization is not allowed to sell sex, so instead, we're sending these nineteen-year old girls to your porch"

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

That would explain the convention in Atlanta that they're always talking about, at least.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I get 18 y.o. Mormon boys at my door - they are always well groomed, speak atrocious french (for some reason they won't speak to me in English even if i speak to to them) but they always refuse my offer of dinner, some dancing then perhaps a late night walk. I guess they don't go out to restaurants in Utah or something.

― Anthony (Plato Guy), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Anthony, where are you from? I'm just curious as to how far out of the country (US) the Mormoms get. I seem to get them alot, but I wasn't aware they had started to infiltarte other countries.

― Just a Random Lurker, Wednesday, 18 August 2004 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

some of the PIRG kids are hot

― amateur!!!st, Wednesday, 18 August 2004 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

We get Mormons in the UK. They all seem to be Americans, though.

― Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm in Montreal. But mormon friends of mine have done the 2 year stint in places as far away as Japan.

― Anthony (Plato Guy), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, I'll be damned.

― Just a Random Lurker, Wednesday, 18 August 2004 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

You've got Mormon friends? I thought they were all sophisticated robots.

x-post

― Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

possible thread? C/D: Mormon Friends

― Just a Random Lurker, Wednesday, 18 August 2004 17:16 (twenty-one years ago)

i only meet the mormons once they are out of the closet so i can't speak to robot-ness of mormons as i technically only know ex-mormons. and in fact he moved back to Utah, moved in with Mom, rejoined the church and has taken a vow of celibacy... he might be a robot now.

― Anthony (Plato Guy), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)

We used to get door-to-doorers doing this.

― Paul Eater (eater), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 17:22 (twenty-one years ago)

For some strange reason I am quite interested in the whole Mormon indoctrination process. I've heard tell of crazy ceremonies and special underwear they have to wear, etc. Does anyone know if the rumors are anything but, and if so, are there any good books/webpages/resources exploring this?

― Just a Random Lurker, Wednesday, 18 August 2004 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

There was a Mormon thread that covered a lot of that. Do a search.

My girlfriend knocks on the door sometimes, if she's too lazy to get her keys out.

― eat fudge banana swirl (Nick A.), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 17:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I've answered the door for women so charming that I had dirty dreams about them later. Which is, of course, classic.

― Harold Media (kenan), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Anthony

Yr a queer exmormon, in Canada, with my first name.
This is kind of creepy ;)

(yeah, i've had the j/ws and the morg...and well i did actually sleep with a morg once)

― anthony, Wednesday, 18 August 2004 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm just curious as to how far out of the country (US) the Mormoms get. I seem to get them alot, but I wasn't aware they had started to infiltarte other countries.

Mormons are EVERYWHERE. There's Mormons right now, riding their bicycles through the jungles of Uraguay as we speak.

I wasn't going to bring up the Mormon female missionaries that came to my house five times a few years ago. Too many obvious jokes, too little sincerity.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

nick's last post is adorable.

― amateur!!!st, Wednesday, 18 August 2004 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry.

― eat fudge banana swirl (Nick A.), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 17:43 (twenty-one years ago)

hey anthony - im actually not ex-mormon myself. i'm ex-anglican who likes to see if he can make mormons into exmormons. it's not my life's work, more like an occasional project that depends on the flow of mormons to my door.

are you a queer canadian ex-mormon?

― Anthony (Plato Guy), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I used to get Mormons coming to my door in Glasgow - my curiosity got the better of me (that and free books and videos) so they came every week. They were all Belgian though, and a couple of Americans. Annoyed the shit out of my flatmates too, because they thought the Mormons would steal their stuff. I quite liked them though.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, and I didn't particularly fancy any of them.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 17:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I am going to start telling nice girls "you knock on my door, for various reasons".

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 17:50 (twenty-one years ago)

i am !
(my goal is mostly to get their cocks in my mouth)

― anthony, Wednesday, 18 August 2004 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

One of my primary school friends was a Mormon. When he turned 18, he went off to be a missionary thousands of miles away; to balance all the Mormons from thousands of miles away who come here to be missionaries.

― caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 17:58 (twenty-one years ago)

"We've been waiting for you....."

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 17:58 (twenty-one years ago)

anthony - that is the best way of making mormons ex-mormons. i know an ex-mormon lesbian here in montreal who is getting impregnated by an ex-mormon fag. a neo-mormon family thing...

― Anthony Johnson (Plato Guy), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 18:01 (twenty-one years ago)

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