whoa a MATRIX gift set holy fuck

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IMAGINE IT, all three classics TOGETHER, with GOODIES:

http://www.thedigitalbits.com/articles/miscgfx2/matrixgiftset.jpg

Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 19 August 2004 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

That bust of the Fonz is the real treasure.

Harold Media (kenan), Thursday, 19 August 2004 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

For the geek with tons of shelf space and no design aesthetic.

dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 19 August 2004 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)

you could bore yourself for HOURS!

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 19 August 2004 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Did anyone seroiusly give a shit about the Matrix after the second film?
I still haven't bothered with the third, I'll catch it on HBO or whatever.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 19 August 2004 21:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, just wait for the Kill Bill boxed set if you need to fill that kung-fu hole.

Harold Media (kenan), Thursday, 19 August 2004 21:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I can see the appeal of a miniature CD rack to house all of one series. The figurine's ugliness nullifies all of this.

chrisco (chrisco), Thursday, 19 August 2004 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

That's the tackiest looking boxed-set I have ever seen. I'm kinda glad I don't like the Matrix.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Thursday, 19 August 2004 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

there's a symmetry there, though. there's this shitty plastic bust of god-knows-who/could-be-anyone, and to house and protect it, they give you this shitty plastic case. you'll be telling all your house guests that you know *exactly* what it's worth.

Harold Media (kenan), Thursday, 19 August 2004 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

How's Fonz meant to do a double thumbs up with no left arm?

Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 19 August 2004 21:26 (twenty-one years ago)

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Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 19 August 2004 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I kind of like the look of that boxset - although instead of a bust, there should be a piece of hardware from the movies.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 19 August 2004 22:20 (twenty-one years ago)

and a refund for $18.50.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 20 August 2004 02:31 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

a.b. (alanbanana), Sunday, 2 April 2006 15:14 (twenty years ago)

The eyes follow you.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 2 April 2006 17:37 (twenty years ago)

Christ, were there really eight films?

chap who would dare to be a stone cold thug (chap), Sunday, 2 April 2006 17:44 (twenty years ago)

only five, i think, but there was a tv series, cartoon, musical, etc.

dave k, Sunday, 2 April 2006 17:53 (twenty years ago)

And what good is just one-quarter of a Planet of the Apes love-doll?!

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 2 April 2006 17:57 (twenty years ago)

Monkey blowjobs > Monkey fucking

OBVIOUSLY!

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 2 April 2006 18:09 (twenty years ago)

More fake monkeysex options > less fake monkeysex options

MORE OBVIOUSLY!

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 2 April 2006 18:30 (twenty years ago)

The man who is tired of acrylic monkey statue hummers is tired of life.

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 2 April 2006 18:44 (twenty years ago)

The man who never had fake ape butt-sex was never truly alive to begin with.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 2 April 2006 19:05 (twenty years ago)

my personal favorite DVD set:

http://www.aznfilms.com/images/alienhead4.jpg

latebloomer: a power and finesse vocalist (latebloomer), Sunday, 2 April 2006 20:14 (twenty years ago)

not interested unless this goes with it:
http://www.monstersinmotion.com/catalog/images/predator/01apm17.jpg

mark s (mark s), Sunday, 2 April 2006 20:20 (twenty years ago)

...which is just the Elvis-in-Vegas version of this:

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Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 2 April 2006 20:23 (twenty years ago)

i have the plush facehugger, actually (x-mas gift from my sis)

latebloomer: a power and finesse vocalist (latebloomer), Sunday, 2 April 2006 20:42 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005YKXQ.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

(Herzog/Kinski Ultimate Death-Battle figurine not shown)

weather1ngda1eson (Brian), Sunday, 2 April 2006 20:49 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/512tTY1fhBL._SS500_.jpg

abanana, Sunday, 19 April 2009 12:53 (seventeen years ago)

Someone's modded one of these to contain a DVD player...http://images.play.com/covers/6782393x.jpg

snoball, Sunday, 19 April 2009 13:06 (seventeen years ago)

Does it say stuff?

Tickle Me Terminator?

StanM, Sunday, 19 April 2009 13:53 (seventeen years ago)

I know Terminator 2 was a landmark film in the history of filmmaking and a commercial/critical success, but what the hell do they put on six discs?

mh, Sunday, 19 April 2009 14:41 (seventeen years ago)

Terminator/Max Headroom mashup

Connor: "What do you know about Dyson?"
T/MH : "Oh my extensive files!"

snoball, Sunday, 19 April 2009 15:06 (seventeen years ago)

It doesn't even look like they restamped the bonus discs from all the previous DVD reissues!

Nhex, Sunday, 19 April 2009 20:16 (seventeen years ago)

three years pass...

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81hiP2c%2Br1L._AA1500_.jpg

get you ass to mahs (abanana), Thursday, 16 August 2012 05:54 (thirteen years ago)

can't wait to see the antichrist set

contenderizer, Thursday, 16 August 2012 06:12 (thirteen years ago)

four months pass...

possibly not worksafe

http://s.pro-gmedia.com/videogamer/media/images/pub/large/dead_island_riptide11.jpg

abanana, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 14:52 (thirteen years ago)

yeah that one's gonna go over well

fiscal cliff huxtable (latebloomer), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 01:07 (thirteen years ago)


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