My insane co-worker has taken to calling himself at the office

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I just watched him have a three minute conversation with himself about mexican restaurants after dialing his own desk with his cell. This guy is always doing weird shit and being a dick. I totally hooked him up with this cute girl he likes and he doesn't seem to appreciate it at all. Plus he smells like wee.

― shortie (dyson), Friday, 20 August 2004 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

And I'm secretly in love with him.

*sigh*

― dyson (dyson), Friday, 20 August 2004 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

OHAHIT!

― dyson (dyson), Friday, 20 August 2004 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

co-workers should just all fucking die

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 20 August 2004 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I was willing to stake my reputation that this was the latest installment of Gear! wackiness.

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Friday, 20 August 2004 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Leee, it is. Sorta.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 20 August 2004 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

So I'm behind on Gear's latest adventures: update me.

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Friday, 20 August 2004 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahah just found it cheesus!

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Friday, 20 August 2004 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

The backlash, I suppose, was inevitable!

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 20 August 2004 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Leee, when are you moving to Chicago already?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 20 August 2004 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Sept. 9. Gonna get me some winter boots!

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Friday, 20 August 2004 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm behind on Gear's latest adventures

So was the guy with the trucker hat.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 20 August 2004 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

No he was behind on Gear's couch.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 20 August 2004 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

White-Plains, with the Alley Oop.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 20 August 2004 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

so he held both phones to his ear?

― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 20 August 2004 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

what makes you think he didn't have two ears?

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 20 August 2004 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)

intuition.

― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 20 August 2004 21:11 (twenty-one years ago)

So back to dyson's story - WTF, this guy was doing this WHY you figure? I'm kind of baffled as to how "having friends who eat Mexican food" would suitably impress anyone. You'd think he'd at least create a fictional girlfriend and be all "Yeah baby, last night was great for me too... what's that? You never had it like..? ahh heheh well..."

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 21 August 2004 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Plus he smells like wee

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 21 August 2004 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha, the confusion over this one is awesome.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 August 2004 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

ha ha - agreed¡
maybe i should explain.

― dyson (dyson), Saturday, 21 August 2004 16:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Leave it!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 August 2004 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

What's up with your lame-ass co-worker? Tell him it's distracting you from work, that's the best solution!

haw

― Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 21 August 2004 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Gear said "haw"!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 August 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

haw!

― Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 21 August 2004 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG, it's my meme!!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 August 2004 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh I see. Now. It's not my fault that I only read Gear threads as a last resort. Damn people!

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 21 August 2004 23:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, that sounds like it's totally your fault.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 22 August 2004 04:30 (twenty-one years ago)

haw!

― Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 22 August 2004 05:46 (twenty-one years ago)

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