Incense: C/D?

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Hey a burning stick with hippie odor, usually in an enclosed place, something used to set the mood or suggest a "mellow vibe", usually accompanied by jam band music. What's not to love?

Seriously, if I wanted to have sweet-smelling smoke fill up my apartment I'd just toss some lighter fluid on a pack of Starburst and let that burn. Not fucking incense, man.

Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 21 August 2004 19:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Classic in small doses, though, Gear. I burn one stick of either Nag Champa or Super Hit (the best!!) every Sunday near an open window. My house smells nothing like any fucking hippies, capiche?

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 August 2004 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

well okay, open windows are good! but seriously, I know people who will shut their windows and sit there in there tiny apartments with incense burning all night.

Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 21 August 2004 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

absolute dud. smells bad, reminds you of horrible mornings-after that went on too long, makes a mess, is part of the whole packaging-of-crap-products-as-ethnically/spiritually-significant thing.

paulhw (paulhw), Saturday, 21 August 2004 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

DUD

gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 21 August 2004 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

More than one stick = instant dud, IMO. Also dud: patchouli- or fruit-scented kind.

xpost, I don't give a fuck about spirituality and I love it. Incense is kind of undeniably culturally significant, but I've never used any kind of incense whose packaging denoted or referenced anything other than, well, "SUPER HIT!"

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 August 2004 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Sometimes, and if you burn the right kind, you're kind of semi-consciously reminded of being in Catholic mass and everything you do feels vaguely immoral. CLASSIC

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 August 2004 20:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I do that once in awhile and compound it by playing hymns on my stereo.

Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 21 August 2004 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

A dollar store near where I used to live sold the stuff in many different scents, for instance - "jasmine" with a picture of flowers on the label, but I noticed that one of them was called "pussy" and had a picture of a black cat with yellow eyes on the label. Riiiiight.

Kim (Kim), Saturday, 21 August 2004 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

oh haha and here comes google image search with the goods!

ihttp://www.derekerdman.com/ilovemilkshakes/pussyincense.jpg

Kim (Kim), Saturday, 21 August 2004 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

It probably sells a little better than something called "cat".

jim wentworth (wench), Sunday, 22 August 2004 02:04 (twenty-one years ago)

What in the hell is patchouli and why do people like it?

Girolamo Savonarola, Sunday, 22 August 2004 02:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I think in some parts of the world it's used as insect repellent. Also, it's a plant in India or something.

jim wentworth (wench), Sunday, 22 August 2004 02:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I used to burn it occassionally back when i smoked inside of my apartment. Now I'm in the house where there's no smoking allowed, and incense has thankfully left my life.

I've got a friend who burns those little fondue pot lookin' things. Those would be dud, too.

Candles are cool as long as they don't smell like candy.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Sunday, 22 August 2004 02:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Street vendors in DC (and I assume in other cities) sell incense that is so strong that they can burn a stick of it in the open air and the smell is still overpowering. Can you imagine having something that pungent in your house?

j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 22 August 2004 03:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I've seen that pussy stuff, too!

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 22 August 2004 04:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not trying to be cute, but why would anyone want their house to smell like pussy?

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Sunday, 22 August 2004 04:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Ahhh, sometimes your house just has this... not so fresh feeling?

Kim (Kim), Sunday, 22 August 2004 14:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Dud, it makes my nose hurt and reminds me of irritating hippie types.

If I want my house to smell like cat, I don't clean the litter box.

Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Sunday, 22 August 2004 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I actually like incense. Again, in small doses. But when I walk in somewhere and there's incense burning, it gives me a nice warm, cozy feeling.

jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 22 August 2004 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah same here, it reminds me of being holed up safe in my bedroom listening to the cocteaus and writing stories and stuff.

I'll only burn Nag Champa though - some other inscences can be hideous.

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 23 August 2004 00:44 (twenty-one years ago)

i used to drown myself in patchouli when i was a hippy. fortunately i've now realised it smells a bit like sand only dirtier.

gem (trisk), Monday, 23 August 2004 01:43 (twenty-one years ago)

If sand smelled like patchouli there would not be people going to beaches and things.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 23 August 2004 01:49 (twenty-one years ago)

there would be no sand because then the hippies would eat it all or smoke it.

Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 23 August 2004 01:53 (twenty-one years ago)

nah i was kinda thinking of the sand that's in your garden rather than beach sand. maybe that's an aussie droughty type thing, i mean like soil only very dry. beaches smell nice.

gem (trisk), Monday, 23 August 2004 01:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Patchouli smells like stinky ass x10000000000.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 23 August 2004 01:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I knew this kid in high school who smelt of patchouli AND ass, because he never showered and instead washed his white man dreads in sugar water to give them that extra crunchy effect. He dated a friend of mine.

Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 23 August 2004 01:58 (twenty-one years ago)

yes roxy! i cannot imagine how i ever thought it a good idea to put it near myself in either incense or essential oil form. ewwwwwww. but it matched my wanky charles dickens tshirt and overly serious, holier than thou demeanour. go me! i've been reformed for years though, not to worry. i'm quite normal now.

gem (trisk), Monday, 23 August 2004 01:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm really amazed that so many people hate incense. I don't really ever burn any, but when I'm somewhere that someone does I like it. That catholic church smelling one, and patchouli, and what's the "regular" incense smell, the most common one? I like that one too.
The only kinds of incense I don't really like are exceedingly fruity smelling ones or ones that remind me of Christmas (anything cinnamony, or smelling of chai), for the same reason that I hate Christmas carols out of season (well I guess I'm not fond of them at all in season either).

Dan I., Monday, 23 August 2004 01:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I stuck to the sandalwood in my hippy dayz. I still rather like sandalwood smelling things.

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 23 August 2004 02:00 (twenty-one years ago)


i like incense in small quantities. i still think half a stick of sandalwood is really nice. with the window open though.

gem (trisk), Monday, 23 August 2004 02:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't mind incense in a nice, airy space but I have bad memories of stuffy singles in college dorms where evenings of romance accompanied by Neil Young CDs were mood-diminished via a choking cloud of incense smoke.

Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 23 August 2004 02:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh yeah, sandalwood was the "regular" incense I was thinking about.

Dan I., Monday, 23 August 2004 02:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I think the haters just haven't had an ideal experience with incense yet. Obviously twenty sticks a day of pussy-scented in a windowless 10x10 room is not ideal.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 23 August 2004 02:04 (twenty-one years ago)

sandalwood is the only incense I can stand, actually.

candles > incense > catboxes

Harold Media (kenan), Monday, 23 August 2004 02:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Does anyone know the proper name of the Catholic church one? I'd like to get some of that.

Dan I., Monday, 23 August 2004 02:05 (twenty-one years ago)

pussy-scented

I've seen this often, and even pulled a stick out and whiffed, wondering what it was all about. It does not smell like cat, but neither does it smell like vagina. It doesn't smell any worse or better than most other incense, actually. I just wonder why they thought to call it "pussy."

Harold Media (kenan), Monday, 23 August 2004 02:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I like incense. I've spent too much of my life hanging around old record collectors and pot dealers and so forth not to have some fond memories attached to the smell. I don't burn it myself, but I've no problem with it. But yeah, definitely the "regular" incense smell, not like strawberry or something foul like that.

Monetizing Eyeballs (diamond), Monday, 23 August 2004 02:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh man! when I get some Catholic incense I'm gonna get one of those incense holders on a chain that they have so I can swing it around and stuff! It will be sweet.

Dan I., Monday, 23 August 2004 02:08 (twenty-one years ago)

that's called a "boat" dan i.

gem (trisk), Monday, 23 August 2004 02:11 (twenty-one years ago)

i think. now i'm unsure actually. is it a censor? and the boat is where it's kept? hmmmm my memory fails me.

gem (trisk), Monday, 23 August 2004 02:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, either of those, or "thurible"

Dan I., Monday, 23 August 2004 02:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Now Frankencense on the other hand...

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 23 August 2004 02:14 (twenty-one years ago)

"thith smellth thurible!"


... I wont even bother takin' me coat off...

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 23 August 2004 02:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh yeah, that's right, Frankincense is the stuff in church. thanks.

Dan i., Monday, 23 August 2004 02:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Now Frankencense on the other hand...

... smells like light, citrus feet.

Harold Media (kenan), Monday, 23 August 2004 02:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Or, alternately, a dank candy dungeon.

Harold Media (kenan), Monday, 23 August 2004 02:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I think all you people comparing various incenses to body odors must be acquainted with particularly pleasant-smelling bodies.

Dan I., Monday, 23 August 2004 02:19 (twenty-one years ago)

OTM, actually.

Harold Media (kenan), Monday, 23 August 2004 02:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha cause let me tell you, all the many many asses, feet, and armpits I have smelled were nothing, like even the worst incense.

Dan I., Monday, 23 August 2004 02:20 (twenty-one years ago)

When I say feet, I don't mean homeless feet. I mean, "Honey, you need to wash your feet. They don't smell as much like flowers as I'm accustomed to."

Harold Media (kenan), Monday, 23 August 2004 02:21 (twenty-one years ago)

there is a gas station near my house that sells PUSSY-scented incense. or at least that's what the package says.

Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Monday, 23 August 2004 02:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm imagining a pussy scent store that sells gas on the side.

jim wentworth (wench), Monday, 23 August 2004 03:18 (twenty-one years ago)

THE SMELL OF PUSSY CANNOT BE APPROXIMATED, PEOPLE! SCIENCE HAS ITS LIMITATIONS!

Harold Media (kenan), Monday, 23 August 2004 03:38 (twenty-one years ago)

four years pass...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/hsn/20080825/hl_hsn/longtermexposuretoincenseraisescancerrisk

people who burn this shit on the street are the most disgusting savages in the world imo

gabbneb, Monday, 25 August 2008 17:37 (seventeen years ago)

people who burn this shit in their homes

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 25 August 2008 17:53 (seventeen years ago)

smells like college

carne asada, Monday, 25 August 2008 18:00 (seventeen years ago)

Aw, maaaaan. Next they'll be saying that life causes cancer. :-(

Masonic Boom, Monday, 25 August 2008 18:07 (seventeen years ago)

it does!

rrrobyn, Monday, 25 August 2008 18:11 (seventeen years ago)

two years pass...

if ppl hate incense that is pretty much an indicator that they are uptight & high-strung imo

aerosmith: the acid house years (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 18 November 2010 00:34 (fifteen years ago)

true,though there are some uptight people who love incense

Zeno, Thursday, 18 November 2010 00:39 (fifteen years ago)

I like incense, but certain varieties make me sneeze

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Thursday, 18 November 2010 00:51 (fifteen years ago)

haha aerosmith going Jungian!

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 18 November 2010 01:13 (fifteen years ago)

Granny otm!

aerosmith: the acid house years (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 18 November 2010 01:16 (fifteen years ago)

i thought the gas station staple pussy incense mentioned in this thread was actually called 'black pussy' but maybe i just have that w.c. fields movie on my mind

but anyway maybe haters should try subtler incenses e.g. japanese stuff

loose jorts (del), Thursday, 18 November 2010 02:42 (fifteen years ago)

if ppl hate incense that is pretty much an indicator that they are uptight & high-strung imo

― aerosmith: the acid house years (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, November 17, 2010 7:34 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

or have asthma iirc

google street jew (s1ocki), Thursday, 18 November 2010 02:44 (fifteen years ago)

if ppl hate incense that is pretty much an indicator that they are uptight & high-strung imo

― aerosmith: the acid house years (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, November 17, 2010 7:34 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Huh. Really? I mean, I like things that smell nice and even bought some incense last year thinking that I might like some of it. It was all way too strong and my entire apartment smelled like a dank head shop. Way too overpowering. Not into it. Then again I'm probably just pretty uptight and high-strung. \(·_°)/

master of retardment (ENBB), Thursday, 18 November 2010 03:15 (fifteen years ago)

a house is not a home without nag champa imo

the coffee of coffees (corey), Thursday, 18 November 2010 03:19 (fifteen years ago)

I like the smell but the smoke burns my eyes.

Trip Maker, Thursday, 18 November 2010 03:21 (fifteen years ago)

don't hold the stick in your mouth

google street jew (s1ocki), Thursday, 18 November 2010 03:30 (fifteen years ago)

if you live in a small space just put it out after a few seconds

the coffee of coffees (corey), Thursday, 18 November 2010 03:35 (fifteen years ago)

ENBB you should try some Japanese incense! it has a whole different spectrum of scents and is super nice. I like all sorts of incense but Japanese incense tends to be milder with less head-shoppy scents -- more like pine, oceanic smells, etc

then there is also this cedar one fred soll makes & the lavender-sage one, so amazing

<3 incense is what I'm saying here

aerosmith: the acid house years (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 18 November 2010 03:43 (fifteen years ago)

We burn insense occasionally, but our primary means of making the house smell good is with an essential oil nebulizer. Basically, it's this glass jar that vibrates at a high rate and sort of gently releases essential oil into the air. It's dope as fuck. My wife really likes Eucalyptus but my son and I go for grapefruit big time. We all agree that patchouli's pretty good. It's true you don't get that nice dark burning smell like you do with insense though. We'll do insense once in a while on a nice day with the windows open, because fuck breathing smoke in my opinion.

kkvgz, Thursday, 18 November 2010 12:07 (fifteen years ago)

sorry i spelled the word wrong.

kkvgz, Thursday, 18 November 2010 12:08 (fifteen years ago)

the smell of incense reminds me of being 14/15 and trying to cover over the smell of cigarettes/etc in my room, which tbh does make me feel pretty uptight & high-strung

嬰ハ長調 (c sharp major), Thursday, 18 November 2010 12:14 (fifteen years ago)

haha i used to burn incense at that age just for fun, or because i thought it was cool. god knows what my parents thought i was doing.

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 18 November 2010 12:16 (fifteen years ago)

there's a stall on bway mkt that sells little crystal globs that you can burn rather than sticks and i have to say, they smell fucking wonderful

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 18 November 2010 12:17 (fifteen years ago)

I need to get some of whatever it is that they burn outside the Brixton tube station (but I never do, because I always turn the opposite direction to get to my bus.) It smells lovely and also has that associations of "yay, I'm almost home" which is quite comforting.

I switched for a long time from incense to scented candles because I was sick of the smoke, but now I'm really not sure that inhaling particulate wax from dripless candles is any better for you than nag champra, really.

Wheal Dream, Thursday, 18 November 2010 12:19 (fifteen years ago)

I got some of those globby crystals of "frankincense" in NYC ages ago, and we never could figure out how to make the damn things burn. Ended up just putting them in my underwear drawer to make my smalls smell nice in the end.

Mmmm, churchknickers.

Wheal Dream, Thursday, 18 November 2010 12:20 (fifteen years ago)

haha i used to burn incense at that age just for fun, or because i thought it was cool. god knows what my parents thought i was doing.

― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Thursday, November 18, 2010 7:16 AM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark

llol me too

google street jew (s1ocki), Thursday, 18 November 2010 12:56 (fifteen years ago)

A friend in college got her hands on church incense, the kind they burn during mass. (She was a lapsed Catholic but like all good art students very into the symbolism of the church). I don't know what kind of incense it was, all I know is it was about the size of a hockey puck.

She lit one of those puppies in her tiny dorm room and smoked the whole dorm out, set off the smoke alarms and everything.
There's a reason why they burn them in *churches*, lol.

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Thursday, 18 November 2010 16:54 (fifteen years ago)

Wait, the hockey pucks are just charcoal briquets that you burn the incense on top of.

kkvgz, Thursday, 18 November 2010 17:00 (fifteen years ago)

This is what we have, by the way. It's sweet as hell.

http://www.diffuserworld.com/bmz_cache/1/16f49f32f267ec500e785fbec814fe4f.image.300x300.jpg

kkvgz, Thursday, 18 November 2010 17:04 (fifteen years ago)

I once bought these Catholic incense sticks with pictures of saints on the box and it smelled really great, like when you rub pine needles. Not strong at all.

the coffee of coffees (corey), Thursday, 18 November 2010 17:04 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah I'm pretty hazy on what her church incense actually was. All I remember is billowing smoke, and the churchy smell that stayed in that dorm for months

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Thursday, 18 November 2010 18:33 (fifteen years ago)

church incense is the smell of 12 yr old charred penis.

Mark Chmuras Hot Tub Crime Machine (chrisv2010), Thursday, 18 November 2010 18:43 (fifteen years ago)

Haha

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Thursday, 18 November 2010 19:06 (fifteen years ago)

four years pass...

So, I've started attending zazen at the local zen center, and fell in love with incense again. Little did I know there's an entire world of Japanese incense which is nothing like my memories of pot-smoking friend's apartments. Japanese incenses tend to be perfume-free, and the traditional (and best) varieties are generally spice-contoured woods. So far I'm just dipping my toes in with the likes of Reiryo ko and Kobunboku (common at zen centers and relatively inexpensive) and samplers. The Olfactory Rescue Service blog is one of few English language resources for this.

There are some ethical concerns with the higher end incense, with tree "poaching" from protected rainforests and the like. As the Indonesian/Vietnamese/Thai forests are felled for palm and coffee plantations, fungus-infected old-growth trees which yield the higher-quality aloeswood are becoming increasingly rare, with commensurately skyrocketing prices. Still, that's practically benign compared to some Tibetan incenses, which seem like a cruelty sausage of pangolin scales and mystery musks.

Incidentally, the overharvesting of sandalwood and halmaddi in India led to prohibitions (eg. all sandalwood trees in India are now national property), which accounts for why most Indian incenses have declined in quality in the past decade, with more perfume & essential oils and and less resinous wood.

Sanpaku, Monday, 16 November 2015 06:01 (ten years ago)


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