The to-do list on my phone

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Sometimes when I'm out of the house or under the influence, I have a revelatory idea that I quickly jot down into my phone. Usually I have no idea what I meant when I look back at it. Here are some of the things in my to-do list:

1. Cateatdog world. East n west go full circle
2. Cheesy Chess
3. Christmas Gabba
4. Dont worry dot hardcore r on soon
5. Drunken house makeover
6. Junglekidz
7. Microsoft Evolution. Bil g8s god. Instructions.
8. Fisher Price My First Acid Trip
9. Sitting down Olympics
10. So many places to eat sushi.
11. Staying up 4 reasons yr parents musnt know
12. Born under a bad sign
13. God lives w Santa in the North Pole
14. I am pround to sponsor Autofire
15. Pigface III
16. Sent to hell. Ind est.
17. The hottest thing since burning my hand on the grill

I left out the really stupid/embarassing ones. Anyone else do this kind of thing? I wish I could understand my own bullshit sometimes.

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 23 August 2004 09:29 (twenty-one years ago)

i sometimes have great ideas for songs when i'm out and drunk and i use the voice recorder on the phone to record it. some are actually alright! some are shite.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 23 August 2004 09:39 (twenty-one years ago)

cheesy chess sounds great! chess pieces made of cheddar? when you take out a piece you actually eat them?

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 23 August 2004 09:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I too am proud to sponsor Autofire.

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 23 August 2004 09:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Thanks for reminding me. I just remembered that I had a bunch of reminders on my phone, all of which are Joe's, which I should delete.

I think there were ideas for "art" or something, so please feel free to steal any and all of them:

-Particle Generator
-Zero Gravity Flames
-Irrumator (actually, that's mine, it's Latin for face-f*cker)
-Sunspots!
-Pinprick Pictures
-Giles (???)

― Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Monday, 23 August 2004 09:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Once I saw the list, I kinda knew it was Charlie's.

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Monday, 23 August 2004 09:59 (twenty-one years ago)

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 23 August 2004 10:16 (twenty-one years ago)

"Cheesy chess"

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Monday, 23 August 2004 11:00 (twenty-one years ago)

oh yeh - I'd mentioned that one already. I will invent it one day. I think the King should be a really fancy camembert all wrapped in a bow and the pawns can be made of Babybel. The squares on the board can be made of Kraft slices.

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 23 August 2004 11:03 (twenty-one years ago)

You're fucking sick in the head, young man.

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Monday, 23 August 2004 11:07 (twenty-one years ago)

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 23 August 2004 11:12 (twenty-one years ago)

"Cheesy chess"

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Monday, 23 August 2004 11:13 (twenty-one years ago)

but I can see the market for that, can't you?

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 23 August 2004 11:16 (twenty-one years ago)

No. You can only see it cz yr sick in teh head.

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Monday, 23 August 2004 11:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I would buy Cheesy Chess. And I can't even play chess!

― Archel (Archel), Monday, 23 August 2004 11:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes but do you like cheese? i.e. would you eat it?

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Monday, 23 August 2004 11:19 (twenty-one years ago)

james blog images
base
room photos
camera
book bowling
add dance before the police come into always and forever mix

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Monday, 23 August 2004 11:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I would be all about the eating and playing of Chessy Cheese. I would have a disclaimer that said "Wash yr mf hands before playing this game bizzatches".

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 23 August 2004 11:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you get to eat a piece only when you 'take' it?

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Monday, 23 August 2004 11:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes. You've got the idea.

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 23 August 2004 11:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Of course if a pawn gets to the other side of the board, you need to barf up a rook and somehow use it as a second queen, innit.

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 23 August 2004 11:29 (twenty-one years ago)

SICK IN TEH HEAD.

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Monday, 23 August 2004 11:35 (twenty-one years ago)

The rook would have to be made of Roquefort.

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 23 August 2004 12:11 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.kudosmagazine.co.uk/Images/Roachford.jpg

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Monday, 23 August 2004 12:18 (twenty-one years ago)

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