The Tactile-Defensive NIGHTMARE THREAD!!!

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Example scenario:

You have to meet a pretty girl in two hours but for now you're with your boys at McDonald's, and you just ate and you got that damp salty McDonald's essence on your facial and finger skin. Your boys coerce you into smoking weed and a cigarette right after and it's raining outside, just CARVING the McDix + eau de butt into your wanting flesh. You look at your watch and you definitely do not have time to go home and shower. You ask for gum and all they have is fucking JUICY FRUIT. These FUCKING guys....

― LC, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 04:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Always used to have pancakes on Sunday mornings then go to church. Sometimes forgot to wash hands and had to go the whole car ride with STICKY FANGAZ, which is fucked up because I cant even handle moisturizer on em.

― LC, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 04:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Chilling on the bus and you go for your bag but hit GOO, some fucked up ghetto YELLOWISH BUMMY GOO, and it STINKS, and you're on this fucking bus with no idea of public restrooms on this route, and you're thinking FUCK ALL YOU BLEEDINGHEART LIBERAL HYGIENE E-GOO-LITARIANS - I want to fucking MURDER the piece of shit WELFARE CASE leaving stinky random GOO on the fucking BUS and that's what I MEANT bitch.

― LC, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Ugh. Public transport unspecified goo... nothing worse *shudder*.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:04 (twenty-one years ago)

It always smells like spoiled milk and/or fierce B.O.!

― LC, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:05 (twenty-one years ago)

But the scariest is definitely the stealth, scentless goos.

― LC, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:06 (twenty-one years ago)

LIke the time I grabbed a tram pole to steady myself and my hand came away coated in some kind of slimy spit.

UUUUGH!

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm really enjoying this thread, reading it aloud in a Mike Skinner voice.

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Jesus fuck you guys are insanely neurotic.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:25 (twenty-one years ago)

That said, I empathise with the dislike for unidentifiable goo.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh look normally I dont care, I know germs are everywhere, I dont believe in antiseptics or what have you. Its just actual unspecified GOO that squicks me. Much like my rabid dislike for filthy curs who spit in the street. PIGS.

gah xpost ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Where are you supposed to spit, Trayce? What's wrong with coughing up some gunk and spitting it in the gutter?

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:28 (twenty-one years ago)

That said, I empathise with the dislike for compulsive spitters. I do, however, approve of non-regular spitting.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Why not a tissue? Its germy :(

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I suppose if you had to as an emergency a bin would suffice... but god, why just spit all over the pavement.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:29 (twenty-one years ago)

What if you don't have a tissue? Am I going to swallow that shit?

Do you seriously believe spitting in the gutter exposes people to germs? Who steps in - let alone rubs their body parts on - the gutter?

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I agree that spitting where people are walking is pretty vile. There's no need for that.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah point. But most people who spit, spit on the ground... oh quit it with the Momus stuff, you!

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey he's not around so somebody has to.

(Momus would never defend car driving, though)

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:32 (twenty-one years ago)

you should see the floor around my desk at work, you can't move for recycled saliva

― purple patch (electricsound), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:32 (twenty-one years ago)

(Unless on the Autobahn)

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Weirdest xpost ever.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Just the sight of spit in the street is offensive.

― rainy (rainy), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I consider that ridiculously oversensitive.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:36 (twenty-one years ago)

THANK YOU rainy :) I agree. So, maybe that makes me anal. Sue me.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, our mouths are full of the shit. Is it really that offensive simply because it's outside the body?!

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:36 (twenty-one years ago)

okay then, new scenario: you're streaking on new years and you slip and fall with your privates landing squarely in the parking spot in front of a 7-11 that is popular with teens!

― LC, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:37 (twenty-one years ago)

on the bright side at least it's not shit in the street. that might be unpleasant

― purple patch (electricsound), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:37 (twenty-one years ago)

The active encouragement and embracing of obviously destructive and stress-inducing neuroses IS A BAD THING OKAY?!?!

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, our mouths are full of the shit. Is it really that offensive simply because it's outside the body?!

Not at all - but if someone is having to hork up gobs, and you yourself said theres no way you'd SWALLOW it, why would I want to stand in it or get my hand in it? More'n likely if youre having to spit up that its infected or something.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Andrew you say that like I'm Jack Nicholson in As Good as it Gets or something geez ;)

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:38 (twenty-one years ago)

(I will however admit freely that I am a walking bundle of neuroses and anxiety. Unless stoned).

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:39 (twenty-one years ago)

If you're running around naked why the hell are you doing it in the car park of a 7-11? That's just madness and IMO you'd deserve whatever misfortune you encountered. Personally I find the idea of stepping in the oily stain left by many cars more repulsive than standing in somebody's saliva.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:39 (twenty-one years ago)

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― purple patch (electricsound), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I interpreted "Just the sight of spit in the street is offensive" as referring to just saliva. Obviously (from my previous comments) I find mucus repulsive and wouldn't want it in my path as I walk down the street.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:40 (twenty-one years ago)

What in the... is that Mr Burns with tissueboxes on his feet?!

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:41 (twenty-one years ago)

OH NO HOW WILL YOU DEFEAT THE EVIL WALL OF MUCUS!!?!

― purple patch (electricsound), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:41 (twenty-one years ago)

trayce: yes

― purple patch (electricsound), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Nothing can stop me now... except microscopic germs.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Andrew - ahh, so now we are on the level. Shit yeah I'm talking about strange coloured/textured globs that even rain wont shift kind of thing. Yurgh.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not really squeamish about saliva and germs in general, but slimy, slightly frothy, viscous, phlegmy spit on the street seems like an unnecessary foulness.

― rainy (rainy), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Well what the fuck be more verbose in your distaste in future and we won't end up in this conundrum!!

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:42 (twenty-one years ago)

WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Look I'm no squeamish weirdo, I think western humans shower too OFTEN ferfuxsake. Daily washing, esp of hair, is really unnneccesary. But now I'll be called a hippy so I shut up now.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I wash my hair every day. You fucking filthy hippie scum. Seriously.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:50 (twenty-one years ago)

STINKY HIPPY

― purple patch (electricsound), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:50 (twenty-one years ago)

heh

― purple patch (electricsound), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:50 (twenty-one years ago)

It's revolting sitting on a tram or something next to somebody who obviously hasn't washed their hair in like a month and it just stinks. Yech.

The worst is people who have dredlocks but just don't take care of them at all. They seem to think that just rubbing some wax in there is going to give them the mad dredz but don't realise that within a few days they start to reek like rat faeces.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Rat faeces....thass whassup!

― LC, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:52 (twenty-one years ago)

DONT TRY IT G*RRAND

etc

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:55 (twenty-one years ago)

(never mind it made sense in my brain)

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:58 (twenty-one years ago)

grreat!

― purple patch (electricsound), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:58 (twenty-one years ago)

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