Celebrity Spandau Prison

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A new maximum security prison facility is being built for housing celebrities for crimes against humanity and culture (as decided per your tastes).

Who do you sentence to CSP and for how long? No death sentences allowed - I'm certain we have another thread for celebrities who must die (or something to that effect). You can also get creative in the manner of punishment if you so desire, but otherwise we'll just assume isolated cells for each.

Girolamo Savonarola, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 13:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Thank you for coming home
I’m sorry that the chairs are all worn
I left them here I could have sworn
These are my salad days
Slowly being eaten away
Just another play for today
Oh but I’m proud of you,but I’m proud of you
There’s nothing left to make me feel small
Luck has left me standing so tall
Gold
Always believe in your soul
You’ve got the power to know
You’re indestructable
Always believe in,because you are
Gold
Glad that you’re bound to return
There’s something I could have learned
You’re indestructable,always believe in
After the rush has gone
I hope you find a little more time
Remember we were partners in crime
It’s only two years ago
The man with the suit and the pace
You know that he was there on the case
Now he’s in love with you,he’s in love with you
And my love is like a prison wall
But you could leave me standing so tall
Gold
Always believe in your soul
You’ve got the power to know
You’re indestructable
Always believe in,because you are
Gold
Glad that you’re bound to return
There’s something I could have learned
You’re indestructable,always believe in

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 14:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyone who doesn't love "Gold" can go live in hell.

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 14:05 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004UFTT.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 14:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Thom Yorke, you are a miserable recidivist of the worst kind, every time you release a record you tell us how everything is just crap, awful and all because your daddy wouldn't buy you a pony when you were 11 (despite the fact that you had a brand new racing bike), you're singing is wonkier than your face - bread and water - fifteen years, and then come out and tellus how crap the world is, oh, wait, 60 years, I may be dead by then and I won't have to listen to any more of your $hite again.

Porkpie (porkpie), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Mother doesn’t know where love has gone
She says it must be youth
That keeps us feeeling strong
See it in her face, that’s turned to ice
And when she smiles she shows
The lines of sacrifice
And now I know what they’re saying
When the sun begins to fade
And we made our love on wasteland
And through the barricades
Father made my history
He fought for what he thought
Would set us somehow free
He tought me what to say in school
I learned off by heart
But now that’s torn in two
And now I know what they’re saying
In the music of the parade
We made our love on wasteland
And through the barricades
Born on different sides of life
We feel the same
And feel all of this strife
So come to me when I’m asleep
We’ll cross the line
And dance upon the street
And now I know what they’re saying
When the drums begin to fade
We made our love on wasteland
And through the barricades
Oh, turn around and I’ll be there
There’s a scar through my heart
But I’ll bare it again
I thought? we were the human race
But we were just another border-line-case
And the stars reach down and tell us
That there’s always one escape
I don’t know where love has gone
And in this trouble land
Desperation keep us strong
Fridays child is full of soul
With nothing left to lose
There’s everything to go
And now I know what they’re are saying
It’s a terrible beauty we’ve made
So we make our love on? wasteland
And through the barricades
Now I know what they’re are saying
As hearts go to their graves
We made our love on? wasteland
And through the barricades.

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 14:13 (twenty-one years ago)

They were the greatest band...in the world.

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

We’re building fires that will burn until morning
The smell of books and hot stone surround us
Tough is the leather that strapped to my skin
Strong are the bonds that we make
We feel the steam as it rises around us
Up from the soil that is cracking it’s back
Tough is the leather that strapped to my skin
Strong are the bonds that sing
Work till you’re musclebound all night long
Work till you’re musclebound all night long
Gotta work till you’re musclebound all night long
Gotta work till you’re musclebound all night long
We’re building fires that will burn until morning
The smell of books and hot stone surround us
Tough is the leather that strapped to my skin
Strong are the bonds that we make
To hear a pulsing from chanter to mountain
Down through the vein and into the grain
Strong is the shoulder that moves to the time
Here is the land it can break
Work till you’re musclebound all night long
Work till you’re musclebound all night long
Gotta work till you’re musclebound all night long
Gotta work till you’re musclebound all night long

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 14:15 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.republika.pl/uktop40/obrazki%20aa/spandau%20ballet.jpg

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 14:16 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.spandauphotos.com/band1.jpg

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.spandauphotos.com/leave.jpg

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.autobahn.com.br/spandau_ballet/banda.jpg

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.gocontinental.com/photos2/spandaub2a.jpg

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 14:19 (twenty-one years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38040000/jpg/_38040009_spandau_ballet.jpg

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 14:19 (twenty-one years ago)

http://photo.sing365.com/music/picture.nsf/SingerPicUnid/48256C71003578A2482569AD0004A58C/$file/Spandau+Ballet.jpg

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.angelfire.com/ok/ELECTRICDREAMS/biogimages/Spandau.jpg

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

This? Is great:

http://newwaveinparis.free.fr/spandauballet.jpg

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 14:21 (twenty-one years ago)

http://newwaveinparis.free.fr/baspandau.jpg

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 14:22 (twenty-one years ago)

http://ubl.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGPORTRAITS/music/portrait200/drp000/p059/p05909ubohl.jpg

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 14:23 (twenty-one years ago)

http://kittensinunderpants.com/image/spandau_ballet.jpg

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.lisadamus.com/amores/spandauballet.jpg

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.spandaupages.com/quiz2.jpg

robster (robster), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)

That is a great picture!

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

http://popi.com/80s/artist/image/83.jpg

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

http://rustybrain.com/archives/2000/images/spandauballet01.jpg

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.blastitude.com/2/spandau.jpg

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Taken from the legendary Spandau Ballet / Duran Duran face-off on Mike Read's Pop Quiz!

xposts

robster (robster), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)

http://ugis2.arch.chalmers.se/jocke/Nostalgi/synt/SpandauB_OKEJnr6-85.jpg

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

http://ugis2.arch.chalmers.se/jocke/Nostalgi/synt/SpandauB_OKEJnr4-85.jpg

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Sharing a laugh:

http://www.homepage-project.com/files/music_spandau.jpg

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 14:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Bring on the Krays while you're at it.

I sentence Scarlett Johanssen, Spike Jonze, and Sophia Coppola to lifetime imprisonment with only one set of clothes each for the perpetuity of their internment, while they're forced to slowly go out of fashion. For unabashed hipsterism of the worst kind, they shall be deprived of all access to the outside world outside of regularly updated installments of a book series attempting to write down pi to the 10^10000000th digit. Any speaking of any kind will be met with partial frontal lobotomy.

Girolamo Savonarola, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.karentaylor.force9.co.uk/life4.jpg

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

That was for Dee, in case the Spandau love angered her.

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.royoftherovers.com/whoswho/spandau/kempsing.jpg

That mullet is swayze-worthy.

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)


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