http://www.nytimes.com/2004/08/26/science/26climate.html?th"In a striking shift in the way the Bush administration has portrayed the science of climate change, a new report to Congress focuses on federal research indicating that emissions of carbon dioxide and other heat-trapping gases are the only likely explanation for global warming over the last three decades."
Tomorrow's news: Some species may have been caused by mutations of other species.
― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 26 August 2004 11:10 (twenty-one years ago)
Wot, nothing to do with Al-Qaeda?
― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 26 August 2004 11:13 (twenty-one years ago)
FUCK! now they can bomb countries that possess carbin dioxide!!!!!!!!!!
― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 26 August 2004 11:20 (twenty-one years ago)
They have used carbon dioxide against their neighbours and *pause for maximum horrified reaction* AGAINST THEIR OWN PEOPLE
― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 26 August 2004 11:28 (twenty-one years ago)
eleven months pass...
GOOFUS wears street clothes to work, maybe a lab suit on occasion.
GALLANT wears three piece suits at all times.
GOOFUS is employed by a "university", a "hospital", or a "laboratory".
GALLANT is employed by a "Coalition", an "Institute", an "Association", a "Foundation", a "Council", or a "White House".
GOOFUS earns $30000 per year unless they cut his funding.
GALLANT earns $200000 per year but makes his real money from speaking fees.
GOOFUS lives anywhere in the country.
GALLANT lives in a wealthy area near Washington DC, but may have additional homes elsewhere.
GOOFUS may sometimes be filmed standing in front of big melting icebergs.
GALLANT may be filmed sitting in front of a bookcase or standing behind a podium at a $2000 per plate fundraiser, although there may be ice melting in his drink.
GOOFUS is a dues-paying member of several scientific grassroots organizations.
GALLANT is on the payroll of several scientific astroturf organizations.
GOOFUS gets summoned for jury duty but is never picked as a juror.
GALLANT claims "the jury is still out" on evolution or global warming, since he considers himself to be on the jury.
― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 00:01 (twenty years ago)
two years pass...