calling all hot women of the lord

1. If he tells your that you are hot...
Tell him God made you hot.

2. If he wants to hold your hand...
Give him a Bible.

3. If he tries to get closer...
Tell him the Holy Spirit is wooing him.

4. If he asks to pay for dinner...
Remind him that Jesus also paid a debt He did not owe!

5. If he reaches his arm around you...
Tell him that nobody will ever be as close to you as Jesus is.

6. If he tries to kiss you...
Remind him that a kiss killed your Savior.

7. If he asks to come inside...
Ask him if he has asked Jesus to come inside his heart.

8. If he tells you he loves you...
Tell him that Jesus loves him.

9. If he gets angry that you won't put out...
Clarify to him that W.W.J.D. does NOT mean "Who would Jesus Do."

10. After you dump him...
Tell him that Jesus Christ will never leave or forsake him.

I've been receiving emails concerning my desire to date only hot unsaved guys.

Don't get me wrong, I love the snarl-toothed heathen as much as the next gal, but i am intentional when I date hot guys.

The Apostle Paul tells us that we Christians are all different members of one body. So, there are outwardly beautiful CHristians, and Christians that are "beauty challenged," as my Pastor puts it.

So, it makes sense to me that I should reserve my body for good looking unbelievers, because people less good-looking can date the less good-looking unsaved. just like a christian artist can minister to nonchristian artists, i can minister to hot guys.

make sense?
tamara

Have you accepted the semen of the lord our savior?

Q-What happens if the person I am dating becomes a Christian?
A-Praise God!!! That hasn't happened to me yet (still just planting seeds!),

(Tamara on Africa)

or maybe I wouldn't.

I think I'm in love, but I don't think my boyfriend is going to become a Christian... What do I do?
This happens all the time... but here's a failproof solution: just tell him that you're going to date Jesus for a while. This will help you get your priorities straight while you look for another hot guy to date, and it will show your ex-boyfriend how much Jesus means to you. What a great witness!

I got this from a Brother in Christ, who thought I shold read this. Now, whether you're gorgeous or snarly... here are a few tips on how to dress like a Christian:

http://www.conyerschurchofchrist.com/Articles/dressing_modestly.htm

I don't really follow a lot of these tips, but I guess it's good advice, especially people that aren't that blessed with good looks.

Tamara

-J-Dog

yeah, it means who would Jesus DUMP, ya tease! Get out of my fuckin' car! And don't look back, lest ye be turned into a pillar of salt.

er... yer calling all hot *nuns*??

Give him a Bible.
"Wanna read the Song of Solomon with me?"

Tell him the Holy Spirit is wooing him.
"Baby, I'm full of the Holy Spirit, and I wanna fill you."

Remind him that Jesus also paid a debt He did not owe!
"Remember that Jesus gave wine to His followers, all out of love."

Tell him that nobody will ever be as close to you as Jesus is.
"Romantic love is a venerable metaphor for God's love for his faithful. Therefore Love of God = Love of Others."

Remind him that a kiss killed your Savior.
"But that was a public kiss, to identify Christ to the bad guys. Kissing in private would therefore be different."

Tell him God made you hot

I completely forgot about this thread! You can tell its from the olden days, or else the 10 Tips for Effective Missionary Dating would have been a poll.

These are better than Chick tracts almost