Really, it's almost surprising it took so long for Cheney to say this...

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There's a lot of things I really want to say about this, but all that comes out of my mouth is CUNT CUNT CUNT.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 00:34 (twenty-one years ago)

And no, I don't like using that word at all, but...

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 00:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Cheney said the nation risks falling back into a "pre-9/11 mind-set"

God forFUCKINGbid

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 00:36 (twenty-one years ago)

What's great about that comment is that out of context it looks like it could be about Bush as the wrong choice, though.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 00:37 (twenty-one years ago)

How about CYNICAL EVIL FEARMONGRING CUNT CUNT CUNT?

Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 00:37 (twenty-one years ago)

"WE MUST KEEP PEOPLE IN A WEIRD PSUEDO-POLICE STATE FRAME OF MIND FOR THE GOOD OF THE COUNTRY (also can I see yr panties?)"

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 00:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I am seriously looking forward to an Edwards/Cheney debate. Gore made the relatively stable Kemp hyperventilate back in '96, this will up the charm of the left figure and increase the cranky assholery of the right. Anybody know if we're gonna see a debate any time soon?

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 00:40 (twenty-one years ago)

good timing, Dick: U.S. death toll in Iraq passes 1,000 mark

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 00:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Over in Andrew Sullivan world (not about this specific comment but it applies):

Perhaps the most impressive achievement of the Republican convention and the Bush campaign is to present the president as a war-leader in the abstract. The most celebrated images were from the wreckage of 9/11 when Bush spoke the only truly inspired off-the-cuff remarks of his presidency. The actual concrete details of his war-leadership - the fall of Kabul, the blitzkrieg to Baghdad, the aborted siege of Fallujah - were absent. So too the protracted negotiations at the U.N. or any images of Bush with foreign leaders, or the decision to advance the war by days to get Saddam (more bad intelligence) or even the speech that launched the Iraq war. What I think the Republicans have realized is that the war on terror is far more popular and winning an issue for Bush if it is stripped of its actual events, and setbacks and triumphs and difficulties. That's why the convention rhetoric approached propaganda - focusing not on what has happened, but on the virtues of a strong war-leader.

...

I believe in this war, which is also why I believe it is important to get as many Democrats to support it. But the Republicans have all but declared that this is a Republican war - and can only be conducted by a Republican president. I think they will live to regret this almost as much as the country will. And I fear the animosity and division that are already part of the cultural fabric (by no means all fomented by the president) could get worse in the coming years - to the glee of our enemies. In wartime, unity matters. When a campaign deliberately tries to maximize polarization to its advantage, it simultaneously undermines the war. Winning this war is more important than building a new Republican majority. But somehow I don't think that's how Karl Rove sees it.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 00:44 (twenty-one years ago)

So if I understand Cheney correctly, he's saying that if Bush wins, we will never ever EVER be attacked by terrorists ever again and we can go back to caring about stupid shit once again OH WAIT A MINUTE THAT'S RIGHT WE ALREADY HAVE. BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE THE PAIN IN MY TUMMY GO AWAY.

Can't wait for the spin brigade to properly explain his utterances with the deftness of a Greek oracle finding meaning and purpose in the entrails of a bull.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 00:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, you know, if I remember correctly, the terrorists didn't attack until AFTER GEORGE BUSH AND DICK CHENEY TOOK OFFICE, which means the wrong choice is Bush and Cheney, if you use logic, right?

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 00:47 (twenty-one years ago)

From now on I'm going to refer to him as Dink Clowney.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 00:47 (twenty-one years ago)

"That's why the convention rhetoric approached propaganda... "

heh, "approached"...

latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 00:50 (twenty-one years ago)

[SCENE: Fireside Chat, 1944]

Franklin Roosevelt: And if you vote for Wendall Wilkie, the Japanese may very well attack us again!

[end SCENE]

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 00:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I was just about to say I'm glad I'm not an American, then I remembered that my leader is Tony Blair.

Shit.

Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 00:58 (twenty-one years ago)

heh, "approached"...

Well, yes. I'm intrigued by Sullivan but by no means am I sold on him.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 01:17 (twenty-one years ago)

dick cheney is terrifying. i don't know what else to say. this makes me very sad.

amateur!!!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 01:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Why, Ned? He comes up with things like "... in wartime, unity matters"
and "I believe in this war" and "... [something] undermines the war."

In terms of war, the Muslims have been getting the shitty end of the stick for two years. Portions of Iraq have been slowly pulverized. We're going to keep losing people but not at a rate that's militarily significant compared to past wars in any sense. The combat power of the military and nation has not been affected in the slightest by this "war." Politically, the war may be lost or can be lost, but it can't be lost in a tactical or square feet of destruction way.

So why is unity necessary? The military has, for all intents and purposes, been running itself. Bush let it loose and gives it carte blanche and the only reason the bloodletting and pulverization of Iraq hasn't been more severe is due to some good sense on the ground there from local commanders in charge. That could change, too.

The biggest delusion, and a successful one that the government has carried out on the polity, is that this is a war in a sense like
the Wehrmacht vs. the USSR was a war, or even SHAEF vs. Army Group West after the Normandy invasion. The United States does not face an enemy which can defeat it in the field or even occasionaly inflict a really stinging reverse that would take months to recover from.

To buy this, you have to accept the idea that terrorists have a strategic arsenal of some kind and that it is certain that it will be deployed. Except, this strategic arsenal is always unknown but always capable of bringing on "tens of thousands" of casualties in an eyeblink. (Even though 9/11 did not result in tens of thousands of casualties and still managed to be a pretty good tactical hit. Numbers wise, it's not up their in the annals of "war.")

So where's the war? Let's have war if we want war! Our tough president and Democrats trying to prove their tough should stop fucking around. Let's have the draft again and crank up the munitions factories even higher and use them all and bomb the fuckers flat ten times over so they really start coming after us with pointed sticks. Then we can have the war where we must all be united in a Sullivan way.

What did this guy learn in history class? We have a phony war. That's what this is. It's a "Sitzkrieg in front of the TV" for 98 percent of the nation. There's no strategic aim. There's no tactical aim. There's no goal except the nebulous one to "beat terror" and "get the bad guys" or to "protect Americans" from something which cannot be defined except in very broad and general strokes.

"I'm going to put out my wash on the Sitzkrieg Line if the Sitzkrieg Line's still there!"
-- World War II ditty in the lull between the fall of Poland and France

George Smith, Wednesday, 8 September 2004 01:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I hope that all the American posters on this board get out and vote. For sake of us all, please get rid of these clowns.

J-rock (Julien Sandiford), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 01:59 (twenty-one years ago)

This is approaching Zell's claims about how the Dems have been obsessed with bringing down the Commander-in-Chief. "In an election year, no less," as Jon Stewart (or his writers) said.

Huck, Wednesday, 8 September 2004 01:59 (twenty-one years ago)

And, actually, the ditty was "I'm going to hang out my wash on the Siegfried Line," after the German West Wall. But I took editorial liberty for effect.

George Smith, Wednesday, 8 September 2004 01:59 (twenty-one years ago)

That long post of yours was fascinating, George. Well done.

Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 02:04 (twenty-one years ago)

My belief is that it's good for 48 percent of the nation +/- 5 percent to be obsessed with bringing down the Commander-in-Chief but that it won't matter. If Kerry wins, it would also be good if the same percentage became obsessed with bringing him down, which the Republicans can be counted on to supply enthusiasm for. To me, it's the difference -- war-wise -- between a one-pound shit sandwich and a half-pound shit sandwich. With both, we continue to get a forever war.

George Smith, Wednesday, 8 September 2004 02:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, yes. I'm intrigued by Sullivan but by no means am I sold on him.

I'm sorry, but I'm with Atrios on this. There's some vile shit you can't make ok, regardless of the circumstances.

Andrew Sullivan, up yours.

Hunter (Hunter), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 02:06 (twenty-one years ago)

That long post of yours was fascinating, George.

Bitte.

George Smith, Wednesday, 8 September 2004 02:06 (twenty-one years ago)

A very good post indeed. I should clarify -- my interest in Sullivan is not because he speaks my mind but because it's been intriguing watching him trying to articulate and justify a point of view over many months now. I think there's a welter of self-contradiction building up that will eventually cause some sort of philosophical collapse.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 03:08 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.bettybowers.com/isbushgay.html

MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 03:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm kind of intrigued by the idea of a "war president" or a "war leader" - does such a thing exist in the modern world? It's one of the things that Churchill gets talked up about, but do we really think that anyone other than him would have lost the war? (I'm not convinced of that, anyway). Given that it is the military itself that runs wars, and the President makes speeches about them (Ok, domestic morale is important, but it doesn't take a Great Leader to make a speech - particularly when they no longer write them). If war is politics by other means, why do we continue to insist that politicians matter to a succesful war? Are we seeing a vision of Bush sweating over maps of battlefields, barking orders?

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 03:24 (twenty-one years ago)

philosophical collapse

Whatever type of contradiction might exist in worldview espousing fascistic patriotism to ensure the future of christian, tory, homosexual western liberalism?

xpost

Hunter (Hunter), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 03:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Like I said, it's intriguing.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 03:36 (twenty-one years ago)

The military has, for all intents and purposes, been running itself. Bush let it loose and gives it carte blanche

well, if "it" = the civilian policy administration

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 03:40 (twenty-one years ago)

well, if "it" = the civilian policy administration

Yeah, there was a lot of old line Army that had big problems with Rummy's and Bush's plan. This isn't to say the Generals don't love a war, so much as to recognize that many officers foresaw the dangers presented by inadequate planning and occupation strategy.

The combat power of the military and nation has not been affected in the slightest by this "war."

This is untrue in such a way as to be a strong argument against the Iraq war.

There's no strategic aim. There's no tactical aim. There's no goal except the nebulous one to "beat terror" and "get the bad guys" or to "protect Americans" from something which cannot be defined except in very broad and general strokes.

Is this rhetorical, because this is an unlikely claim? I'm sure as sure can be that the STATED aim, WMD, had nothing to do with anything other than obtaining popular support for the whole escapade. And it wasn't terrorism. But there are many claimable strategic and tactical goals. Play for regional hegemony. Play for regional stability (HA!). Long term energy policy issues (not in the "to enrich oil companies" sense. Enriching big oil companies. Israel support play. Iran appeasement/engagement play. Al Qaida appeasement (vacating Saudi). I'm not saying each of these are equally credible, or credible at all, but I believe that there's a reason for the war that goes beyond "war on terra."

Let's have the draft again

I know how and why the draft is an extremely unpopular proposal, but I think from a social policy standpoint it is a pretty good idea. As I've said before, the distance between my dad's naval officer cronies and the civilian political center is quite far...and getting farther. My hope would be that compulsory service would over time mitigate this situation.

Oh, and Ned, I'm buyin' you Wahoos fish tacos on the occasion of Sullivan's philosophical collapse. I want his breakdown to be of the no-more-wire-hangers variety though, full-throttle shrillness.

Hunter (Hunter), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 04:17 (twenty-one years ago)

if this is a different kind of war against a different kind of enemy, maybe a different kind of war leader is needed -- one who reads history books. but then do you just run up against human nature?

youn, Wednesday, 8 September 2004 07:17 (twenty-one years ago)

But wait, what happens in four years, after Bush's second term, when he can't run again? We're screwed! We're all going to die! Terrorists! Evildoers! Agh!

Oh, hold on: we can always just elect Cheney in '08. Phew. What a relief.

Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)

No, I'll bet you anything it would be Jeb, and Cheney will remain the vp/puppetmaster.

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I think by that time Bugs will have finished sawing off Florida.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I am concerned about George Prescott Bush too, I could tell at the convention he's gearing up to run for office of some sort.

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 15:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know if George P. has much of a political future.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Dubya has overcome worse.

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

"Indiscretions in my youth"

Girolamo Savonarola, Wednesday, 8 September 2004 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

that is probably true. How helpful that the father of the ex-gf didn't charge him.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)

but anyway yeah, creepiness is a Bush family tradition.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Is there any limit to how many times someone can be vice-president?

You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Seriously, what's the best way for us to have a thread violently and libellously abusing Cheney which appears at #1 when someone googles "Dick Cheney"?

Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

the quote was actually dowdified by the AP which is becoming a bit of a joke, they also made up the bit about the boos at a bush rally when he wished clinton a recovery. here's the whole quote, it speaks of treating the war on terror as a police matter or a war --

"We made decisions at the end of World War II, at the beginning of the Cold War, when we set up the Department of Defense, and the CIA, and we created the North Atlantic Treaty Organization and undertook a bunch of major policy steps that then were in place for the next 40 years, that were key to our ultimate success in the Cold War, that were supported by Democrat and Republican alike -- Harry Truman and Dwight Eisenhower and Jack Kennedy and Lyndon Johnson and Richard Nixon and Gerry Ford and a whole bunch of Presidents, from both parties, supported those policies over a long period of time. We're now at that point where we're making that kind of decision for the next 30 or 40 years, and it's absolutely essential that eight weeks from today, on November 2nd, we make the right choice. Because if we make the wrong choice, then the danger is that we'll get hit again, that we'll be hit in a way that will be devastating from the standpoint of the United States, and that we'll fall back into the pre-9/11 mind set if you will, that in fact these terrorist attacks are just criminal acts, and that we're not really at war. I think that would be a terrible mistake for us."

keith m (keithmcl), Thursday, 9 September 2004 03:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Re. the debates: Bush campaign waffling. Heard today that they don't want to agree to a town hall style debate with questions from undecided voters for the second one. Bush campaign person said that they were concerned that there would be partisans amongst the crowd! Why can't people just see that all this is a fear of taking a question from someone who questions his fucking nonsense?

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 9 September 2004 04:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyway, Bush and Cheney will both get creamed. Whether people will see them for what they are, however, I have no fucking idea.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 9 September 2004 04:15 (twenty-one years ago)


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