John Kerry says all Britans are racist

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Yesterday, at Le Bec Fin in Philadelphia, John Kerry was having Lunch with America's mayor - John Street, and I heard him say, "The British are the most racist bastards on earth. It galls me how they have taken the confederate flag and adopted it as their own. Of course they call it the "union jack" but only as a means to recall the glory days of the nazi jack-booted thugs who threatened France back in the forties."

Why won't the liberal media report this? Its all true - I was there with my combination flshlight-camera-shoehorn tape recorder - I have the proof

― dexter, Wednesday, 8 September 2004 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

i've told everyone the 'ben laden hates bush because he stole the election' story already right?

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

no, lay it on me

― jones (actual), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 23:10 (twenty-one years ago)

that's nuthin' - it's a true fact that the now premier of ontario, dalton mcguinty, is a practicing baby eater. he was exposed before the recent election and i still voted for him.

― dysøn (dyson), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 23:17 (twenty-one years ago)

hes also the most fuckable man on earth. every night i touch my penis in hope that one day dalton will take my hands place.

― anthony, Wednesday, 8 September 2004 23:44 (twenty-one years ago)

dalton mcguintys for hands – i think we've all been down that road

― jones (actual), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 23:57 (twenty-one years ago)

i think that john street will be both surprised and amused that he's been appointed "america's mayor." besides, that was ed rendell.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 9 September 2004 00:16 (twenty-one years ago)

for every attack, ask what fear underlies it. here, it's the rumor gaining legs that Blair wants Kerry to win (implying that our chief coalition partner thinks Bush fucked up the execution of the war). anyway, Kerry was in Greensboro, NC at lunchtime Tuesday.

(why do i bother? don't answer that)

― spinbot 2004 (gabbneb), Thursday, 9 September 2004 03:55 (twenty-one years ago)

As a Massachusetts native, I've heard all sorts of weird things come out of the man's mouth. But I can't honestly believe this one.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 9 September 2004 04:07 (twenty-one years ago)

uh guys, i'm pretty sure this was a joke

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 9 September 2004 04:09 (twenty-one years ago)

...and the curtains are drawn back, the light of truth pierces the gloom of electronic subtlety, and the easily fooled shrivel like dessicated earthworms.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 9 September 2004 04:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Its all true - I was there with my combination flshlight-camera-shoehorn tape recorder - I have the proof

OH COME NOW HE SOUNDS DEAD SERIOUS.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 9 September 2004 05:05 (twenty-one years ago)

how serious?
http://www.uni-koblenz.de/anglistik/subjects/as/aus/heroes/pic/young-bg.gif

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 9 September 2004 05:09 (twenty-one years ago)

"The hottest thing to emerge from Australia since Crocodile Dundee"?

That was what, like two years prior?

― Girolamo Savonarola, Thursday, 9 September 2004 07:55 (twenty-one years ago)

i saw it when it came out. the tasmanian devil looked fake.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 9 September 2004 07:56 (twenty-one years ago)

"Mr Accident" is ace. Yahoo Serious is WAY better than Paul Hogan.

― Craig Gilchrist, Thursday, 9 September 2004 08:04 (twenty-one years ago)

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