VOTE VOTE VOTE for the most OMGWTFLOL(ROFFLE) HITS OF THE 90'S!!!!

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Here's the rules.
E-mail your Top Ten In No Particular Order to me at [email protected].

I'll take care of the rest.

Don't worry about ties. They'll be arbitrated through an elaborate use of Billboard Charts, ILX search popularity, google pic availability and other good stuff.

The Nominees Are...

AB Logic - The Hitman
Paul Abdul - Blowin' Kisses In The Wind
Bryan Adams, Sting & Rod Stewart - All 4 Love
Adventures of Stevie V - Money Talks
Aerosmith - I Don't Want to Miss a Thing
Tori Amos - Professional Widow
Apache Indian - Boom-Shack-a-Lack
Apotheosis - O Fortuna
Tasmin Archer- Sleeping Satellite
Army Of Lovers - Crucified
B-Rock and tha Bizz - My Baby Daddy
Babylon Zoo - Spaceman
Beat Happening - Red Head Walking
Blondie - Maria
The Braids - Bohemian Rhapsody
Built To Spill - Randy Describes Eternity
C & C Music Factory - Everybody Dance Now
Cake - The Distance
Casette Boy - Di And Dodi Do Die
Kenny Chesney - She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy
Chumbawumba - Tubthumping
Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up
The Connells- '74-'75
Crash Test Dummies - Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Dada - Dizz Knee Land
Das Efx - They Want Efx
DC Talk - Jesus Freak
Deep Blue Something - Breakfast at Tiffany's
Descendents - I'm The One
Dinosaur Jr - Feel The Pain
Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy - Television: The Drug of the Nation
DJ Bobo - Somebody Dance With Me
DJ Kool - Let Me Clear My Throat
Dr. Dre - Been There, Done That
Dr Octagon - Earth People
Doop - Doop
Eminem - My Name Is
Flaming Lips - She Don't Use Jelly
Foo Fighters - This Is A Call
4 Non Blondes - What's up
Nikky French - Total Eclipse Of The Heart (Dance Mix)
Frente! - Bizarre Love Triangle
Fun Lovin' Criminals - Scooby Snacks
Warren G - What I See
Gazza - Fog on the Tyne
Geggy Tah - Whoever You Are
Gerardo - Latin Til I Die (Oye Como Va)
Green Jelly - Three Little Pigs
Haddaway - What is Love
Harvey Danger - Flagpole Sitta
Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown - Something in Common
Adina Howard - Tee-Shirt and My Panties On
Hulk Hogan - Beach Patrol
Jimmy Ray - Are You Jimmy Ray?
Jordy - Dur Dur d'être Bébé! (It's Tough to Be a Baby)
Leila K - Open Sesame
King Missile - Detachable Penis
K7 - Come Baby Come
Kula Shaker - Hey Dude
LaTour- People Are Still Having Sex
Len - Steal My Sunshine
Donna Lewis - I Love You Always Forever
LFO - Summer Girls
Limbomaniacs - Butt Funkin'
Lords of Acid - Rough Sex
Baz Luhrman - Sunscreen
Mandy Moore - Candy
Mark Morrison - Return Of The Mack
Master P - Make 'em Say Ugggggh
MC Hammer - Pumps And A Bump
MC 900 Ft. Jesus - If I Only Had A Brain
Robert Miles - Children
Kylie Minogue - Step Back in Time
Miss Kittin & The Hacker - Frank Sinatra
Mo-do - Ein Zwei Polizei
Morgan - Miss Parker
Mousse T - Horny
Nada Surf - Popular
Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit
ODB - Brooklyn Zoo
Shaquille O'Neal - What's Up Doc (Can We Rock?)
Vanessa Paradis - Be My Baby
Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers - Mary Jane's Last Dance
Phish - Down With Disease
Pizzicato Five - Twiggy, Twiggy
PJ and Duncan - Our Radio Rocks/Let's Get Ready To Rumble
Porno For Pyros - Pets
Positive K - I Got a Man
Pram - Radio Freak In A Storm
Primitive Radio Gods - standing outside a broken phonebooth...
Primus - Wynona's Big Brown Beaver
Prince - My Name Is Prince
Prodigy - Charly
Prodigy - Firestarter
Puff Daddy feat. Jimmy Page & Fuzzbubble - Come With Me
REM - Shiny Happy People
R.E.M. - Radio Song
Republica - Ready to go
Chris Rock - No Sex In The Champagne Room
Rotterdam Termination Source - Poing
Roxette - Hello
RuPaul - Supermodel (You Better Work)
John Safran - Not the Sunscreen Song
Sagat - Funk Dat
Scatman John - Scatman
Scorpions - Wind of Change
Seven Mary Three - Cumbersome
Shamen - Ebeneezer Goode
Shampoo - Trouble
Shudder to Think - X French Tee Shirt
Sin With Sebastian - Shut Up (And Sleep With Me)
Sir Mix-a-Lot - Cakeboy
Sixpence None The Richer - Kiss Me
Skee-lo - I Wish
Skid Row - Wasted Time
Will Smith - Men In Black
Snap! - The Power
Snow - Informer
Southern Culture On The Skids - Camel Walk
Space - Female Of The Species
Space and Cerys Matthews - The Ballad of Tom Jones
Stereo Total - Joe Le Taxi
Stompin' Tom - How Do You Like It Now
Sunscreem - Love U More
Tag Team - WHOOMP! (There It Is)
The Tamperer - Feel It
311 - Down
Trio - Da Da Da
20 Fingers - Short Dick Man
2 Cowboys - Everybody Confi Gon
2 Live Crew - Me So Horny
2nu - Ponderous
2 Unlimited - Tribal Dance
Vanilla Ice - Roll 'Em Up
Vertical Horizon - Everything You Want
Ween - Push the Little Daisies
Scott Weiland - Barbarella
Whale - Hobo Humpin Slobo Babe
Wiseguys - Start The Commotion
Wu-Tang Clan - Method Man
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Wreckx'n'Effect - Rump Shaker
Yo La Tengo/ Daniel Johnston - Speeding Motorcycle
Gary Young - Plant Man
Neil Young (w/ Pearl Jam) - Downtown
Zig and Zag - Dem Girls

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 9 September 2004 00:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I promise not to bump this as often as I will on ILM, but I wanna make sure people know about it. The nom list is pretty sweet.

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 9 September 2004 00:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Is this supposed to be a joke list of some kind? Am I supposed to intentionally vote for bad stuff?

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 9 September 2004 00:53 (twenty-one years ago)

You vote for the ten songs on this list that make you go OMGWTFLOL(ROFFLE). Great songs, bad songs, define that as you will.

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 9 September 2004 00:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Cake - The Distance
Trio - Da Da Da
Wu-Tang Clan - Method Man
Prodigy - Firestarter
Whale - Hobo Humpin Slobo Babe
Haddaway - What is Love
Master P - Make 'em Say Ugggggh
MC 900 Ft. Jesus - If I Only Had A Brain
Wreckx'n'Effect - Rump Shaker
Chumbawumba - Tubthumping

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 9 September 2004 01:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 9 September 2004 01:21 (twenty-one years ago)

He's going the vodka drink
He's going the brain
She's all a UNNNNGGGH, UNNNNGGGH
In her time of zoom zoom zoom just shake your rump.
She' A HOBO HUMPIN SLOBO BABE
Don't hurt me, no more
I'm the firestarter, M-E-T-H-O-D
Uh huh uh huh uh huh.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 9 September 2004 01:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Wu-Tang Clan - Method Man
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Snow - Informer
MC Hammer - Pumps And A Bump
Scatman John - Scatman
Roxette - Hello
King Missile - Detachable Penis
Doop - Doop
Bryan Adams, Sting & Rod Stewart - All 4 Love
Tag Team - WHOOMP! (There It Is)

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 9 September 2004 03:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I've started tabulating the first few votes (and yeah, if you don't feel like e-mailing them just post them on one of the two threads) and I'm already cracking up watching some less than obvious folks get an early lead.

VOTE!

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 9 September 2004 16:45 (twenty-one years ago)

"All 4 Love" is by far the WINNER.

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Thursday, 9 September 2004 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

is that a vote mandee? Vote for 10-15!

Currently we have a definite breakaway leader but theres plenty of other classic craps that wouldn't require too many votes to close the gap.

VOTE!

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 10 September 2004 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I shall just vote for my faves. I never knew Hulk Hogan had a single.

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 11 September 2004 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I would like to note that some sort of arcade/entertainment center near the building where I work plays the first bar of C&C Music Factory's "Everybody Dance Now" at intervals of maybe a minute and half outside my window, so I hear it approximately 250 times a day. At this point it will have to top my list.

Also:
Reel 2 Real - I Like to Move It (Move It)
Ginuwine - Pony
Snow - Informer
Crash Test Dummies - Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
2 Live Crew - Me So Horny
Scatman John - Scatman
Positive K - I Got a Man
Nikky French - Total Eclipse Of The Heart
Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up

― Laura E (laurae55), Sunday, 12 September 2004 04:11 (twenty-one years ago)

another day, another tally and it seems that the distance between the no. 2 and no. 1 contenders is closing! Could there be an upset?

(god I love tallying this stuff)

VOTE!

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 13 September 2004 00:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Bryan Adams, Sting and Rod Stewart ARE the UNHOLY TRINITY. Their alliance hearkened the end of times - and look what has happened since! I tried to warn people, but nobody wanted to listen.

― aimurchie, Monday, 13 September 2004 00:56 (twenty-one years ago)

VOTE!

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

you've got till Oct. 1st.

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 01:27 (twenty-one years ago)

'return of the mack' is on the wrong list

― jones (actual), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 01:28 (twenty-one years ago)

it's on both lists!

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 01:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I personally voted for it on each.

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 01:31 (twenty-one years ago)

yes i did, yes i did

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 01:32 (twenty-one years ago)

right-o then, carry on

― jones (actual), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 14:46 (twenty-one years ago)

VOTE! The clock is ticking!

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 00:47 (twenty-one years ago)

VOTE! You got till 1pm EST Oct. 2nd. Rah!

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 1 October 2004 22:30 (twenty-one years ago)

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