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Is it true that horses can't vomit? Can giraffes? Do male apes have adams apples? Is it true male rats are the only male mammal that lacks nipples? Can alligators vomit? Eh? Eh?

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Thursday, 16 September 2004 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

[trolling deleted]

― RANDOS, Thursday, 16 September 2004 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

[more trolling deleted]

― RANDOS, Thursday, 16 September 2004 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Who is this fuck and why have they hijacked my thread?

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Thursday, 16 September 2004 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

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― RANDOS, Thursday, 16 September 2004 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

He's just some jerk who's doing it on a couple of threads.

― Craig Gilchrist, Thursday, 16 September 2004 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Dogs can't look up you know...

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 16 September 2004 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Really? How do they catch frisbees so well?

― Craig Gilchrist, Thursday, 16 September 2004 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)

My dog could - I could clearly see his eyeballs rotating in an upwardly manner. So na na....

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Thursday, 16 September 2004 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Trolls turn to stone if you put a +2 magic dwarf near them.

― sexyDancer, Thursday, 16 September 2004 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Well that's it, you see. You can't argue with trolls as it justifies their existence. However, I don't know why moderators with THE POWER haven't banned this chap's IP address.

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 16 September 2004 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe they just leap high enough so that their eye level is above frisbee level before they catch it.

(I think they probably can look up really, it's just a 'use other facts please' joke nicked from Shaun of the Dead. )

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 16 September 2004 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Right, hold a dogs snout so it can't lift it's head and wave a biscuit tantalisingly above his head. He'll either look up, or attack you.

They don't understand pointing though.

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Thursday, 16 September 2004 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha no they just look at your finger. Bless.

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 16 September 2004 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I was a bit miffed when some boffins (to coin a lazy hack term) proved that ducks' quacks *do* echo.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 16 September 2004 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Whenever my dog farted and we realised it, we'd say "who farted?" and "you're stinking" and he would assume the most guilt ridden expression you've ever seen on a dog. He would skulk over doing that 'tail between the legs but still wagging' thing, and his head would be lowered. It was so adorable!

If I said it when he hadn't let off though, he would bark defiantly. He was a smart pooch was Sam.

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Thursday, 16 September 2004 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

But dogs do understand pointing! I used to point at things for my dog and he knew the score.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Thursday, 16 September 2004 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Your dog was a genius Rob

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Thursday, 16 September 2004 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahaha! What kind of things did you point at, Rob? Were they attached to you?

― Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 16 September 2004 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Perhaps a bogie on your index finger?

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Thursday, 16 September 2004 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

fourteen years pass...

Simple. If you're addicted to ilx - post your final post to this thread, and that's the end of it. [Started by James Ravel in June 2005, last updated ten minutes ago by calstars on I Love Everything] 12 new answers

― macropuente (map), Sunday, 27 January 2019 00:21 (seven years ago)

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