JULIAN CASABLANCAS and JULIET JOSLIN's Club Wedd Registry: What Are YOU Getting Them?

Is this another online fake, like the supposed blog of their supposed breakup?

I don't believe a damned thing I read about those two on the interweb.

I think it's a fake. But so what?

OK, fair enough... wanna buy a Van Gogh? I think it's a fake. But so what? Going cheap! ;-)

ok!

They strike me as the kinda couple that would need a 50 pc rubbermaid set!! ;-)

clearasil.

"Julian" had a livejournal for a while. I wonder if it's the same person doing it. Probably not, since the livejournal was hilarious and slashy. He's be marrying Albert if that were the case...

There's an awful lot of Spongebob Squarepants stuff there...

But this amuses me the most:

Weight Watchers Body Fat Precision Electronic Scale

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I guess too many jibes about the size of his ass...

There's like an entire Spongebob themed bathroom. I couldn't take that much dayglo fun first thing in the morning.

Slightly off-topic, but this is the only live Strokes-gossip thread right now. From Jewhoo:

Albert Hammond, Jr. 'informally converted to Judaism' about 18 months ago so that Nick Valensi would not be the only Jew in the band." [He mentions that his 'informal conversion' opened a "secret world" for him and even helped him get laid(!). Jeez, Albert, would you share some details--lots of Jewish guys sitting in their dorm rooms on Saturday night would immediately join the Albert wing of Judaism if clued into it]. Actually, Hammond may be part Jewish by birth (our sources are working on it). As of the date of this entry, the band is touring to support their second CD, "Room on Fire." By the way, although we have no real information on Valensi's "Jewishness" beyond that mentioned in the Guardian piece, we do have one possible factoid about his last name. His father was born in Tunisia. His mother in France (her maiden name is Delberg). There was once a fairly large Jewish community in Tunisia. Most Tunisian Jews have gone to France, the United States, or Israel since 1950. Some Tunisian Jews were in the country "forever"--perhaps 2000 years. Some are Sephardic Jews--descendants of the Jews expelled from Spain and Portugal in the late 15th century. Valensi is a not uncommon name among Sephardic Jews. It comes adopting the name of the Spanish city, Valencia, as the family last name. As most people know, many last names-- "Jewish" or not Jewish, are from place names. (Added November 2003)

Why did that link take me to Disney online? I'm confused...

Oh dear lord...

who the hell is Juliet Joslin?

some assistant manager or something or other for the band.
she and ryan gentles run the management for the boys.

god, i haven't talked about the strokes in ages.