used condoms on the sidewalk: wtf?

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i run across these with some frequency. what the hell? are that many people (safe-) sexing out on the streets? and if so, why are they casually tossing their soiled raincoats outside my apartment?

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 20 September 2004 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Someone's trying to seduce you.

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 20 September 2004 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)

There was a bra outside my house once.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 20 September 2004 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

WHat am I gonna do after banging a broad in the alley? Stick the rubber in my pocket until I can find a receptacle? THAT's gross.

― dirtybird, Monday, 20 September 2004 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)

classic!

i mean, yeah, wtf. gross.

― phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 20 September 2004 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)

i guess i should just be happy that people are taking some precautions in their sordid alley-way fuckings.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 20 September 2004 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Last week, I walked out the front door of my building, and there was a guy taking a leak against the wall. AND HE LIVES IN THE BUILDING!!!
What the fuck buddy?

― Huk-L, Monday, 20 September 2004 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

There was a bra outside my house once.

Someone left a bra inside my microwave once. Thank God it didn't have underwire.

― Pup. E. Dawg (rocknrolldetox), Monday, 20 September 2004 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

When I lived in Chicago there was always a heavy number of dudes who would stop during rush hour traffic to take a leak against the median while cars crept by at 2 mph behind them

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 20 September 2004 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

, why are they casually tossing their soiled raincoats outside my apartment?

You live in a slum where there are streetwalkers and johns getting blown in parked cars.

― Hairy Klam, Monday, 20 September 2004 19:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I made the mistake of trying to take a leak in the bushes in Prospect Park, NY. Apparently the bushes are mostly used for the other purposes of the penis.

― sexyDancer, Monday, 20 September 2004 19:43 (twenty-one years ago)

not really, though.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 20 September 2004 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

What neighborhood do you live in, mookies? You live in DC proper, right?

I can imagine kids tossing condoms out the window the same way they do with ashtrays, e.g. oh no don't put that in the can, I'm out of glad bags and it smells!! I hate freshmen.

― TOMBOT, Monday, 20 September 2004 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Last week, I walked out the front door of my building, and there was a guy taking a leak against the wall. AND HE LIVES IN THE BUILDING!!!
What the fuck buddy?
-- Huk-L (handsomishbo...), September 20th, 2004.

This same thing happened to me recently, except the guy was squatting down to take a shit.

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Monday, 20 September 2004 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I reckon that his toilet was broken. Either that or he gets a kick out of it.

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Monday, 20 September 2004 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

i saw a lot of these in paris

― amateur!!st, Monday, 20 September 2004 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

i live a few blocks east of dupont. its a part of town where one block is totally gentrified $600K houses and the next is not. i'm sure there's lots of naughtiness going on, i'd just expect it to be more up on u street or malcolm x park or whatever...

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 20 September 2004 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Hermann Nitsch, Vienna Aktionists, C or D?

^ haha it's ART

Mookie: Logan Circle area? I'm seriously looking into trying to move there myself before too long. I need WHOLE FOODS WALKING DISTANCE.

― TOMBOT, Monday, 20 September 2004 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

YOU WILL SPEND FAR TOO MUCH MONEY THERE!

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 20 September 2004 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

WHERE IS A DC GROCERY STORE THAT SERIOUSLY AIMS LOW PRICES

― TOMBOT, Monday, 20 September 2004 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

haha Bay Area to thread also.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 20 September 2004 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

WHOLE PAYCHECK is what we used to call it.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 20 September 2004 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

one of my friend's gigantic metallic blue hoop earrings fell out and rolled under a parked car while were we loitering by the qmu in glasgow waiting for a soundcheck to finish. i bent over to see if it was retrievable by hand, and lo and behold: there it was on top of a used condom.

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 20 September 2004 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

AND...?

― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 20 September 2004 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

don't keep us in suspense!

― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 20 September 2004 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

my brother does alot of canoeing, because like me he is an active fitness/sporty sort of guy, anyway he was canoeing one time with his friends and one of their boats capsized (sp??) and the guy did that fancy roll back up thing they do, only to find the others howling at him in disgust.

for on his face, was a TAMPON.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 20 September 2004 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

david cross has a bit about used condoms on the sidewalk on his Shut Up You Fucking Baby 2CD.

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 20 September 2004 21:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I was going to post my instinctual reaction to Ronan's anecdote but somehow typing out a bunch of vomiting onomatopoeia floowed by 'xpost' seems dumb

― TOMBOT, Monday, 20 September 2004 21:03 (twenty-one years ago)

AND...?

oh, that was it, really. i said something like, "your earring is on a used condom" and my friend said something mildly disparaging (yet affectionate) about glasgow and then we went and had a pitcher of sangria at the spanish restaurant up the hill. the earring stayed where it was. she shoplifted another pair from top shop the next day.

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 20 September 2004 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

when i was in college, i was going thru the pants pockets of the 40-year old son of a famous actor who just finished fucking my 18-year old friend in her NYU dorm.. he changed clothes (he brought his suitcase, wtf?) and they went out to get dinner afterwards. i think i was looking for ID to make sure he was who he said he was, or maybe i was looking for drugs, but instead i found a sweaty pair of calvins and a used condom. bleggh

― phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 20 September 2004 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry Tom. it is a pretty bad story.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 20 September 2004 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

i used to find used condoms behind my school in 6th grade.

also in the same place as the condoms was a six-pack of zima that had been sitting there for god knows how long. as a dare i drank from it during recess. i was a stupid kid.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 20 September 2004 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

i didn't read the posts on this thread, but this is a mystery i solved a few years ago after scratching my head raw and bloody about it myself.

Wanna know? You're gonna kick yourself when I tell you. It's so obvious.

Ready?

SEX IN CARS.

That's right - post-prom hookups, date rapes, impulsive and /or guilt fucks, hookercoitus, etc - after one engages in the horizontal joyride while encapsulated in an automobile, one throws the profo out the window, and onto the street.

Crazy, right?

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Monday, 20 September 2004 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Not that crazy.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 20 September 2004 21:28 (twenty-one years ago)

"used condoms on the sidewalk: wtf?"

this'd rather be paraphrased as
"used condoms on the sidewalk: ftw!" (-as in "fuck that was", obv)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 20 September 2004 21:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Last week, I walked out the front door of my building, and there was a guy taking a leak against the wall. AND HE LIVES IN THE BUILDING!!!
What the fuck buddy?

One time, I was on my way home drunk with a drunk girl and we got to the outside of my building when she decided she needed her nightly jog. So she handed me her (expensive) coat, and set off round the block. Obviously she was mad, but I was happy to wait except I needed to pee. I thought I could wait 5 minutes like anyone else, but all of a sudden I was gonna piss in my trousers so I had to let go, right there, in front of my own house. Also, owing to extreme need and ill aim, I let go splashing over her coat. I could not believe what was happening - I tried redirecting, but it was a mess. This was perhaps my most serious problem in 2004.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 00:11 (twenty-one years ago)

SEX IN CARS.

Mystery solved. Thanks!

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 00:18 (twenty-one years ago)

the first time i saw a used condom was underneath some steps of a boardwalk in virginia beach. my brother thought it was a candy wrapper and brought it back to the moms.

― brock (brock), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 11:56 (twenty-one years ago)

did you then pour it over your blue jacket and sell the story that you guys had sexual relations?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)

ugh the steps outta the subway stop on the way to work had an enormous dookie on them this morning.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)

http://users.netonecom.net/~larrypbs/fud.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 14:39 (twenty-one years ago)

So... Phil.. who was the 40 year old son of actor? TELL ALL.

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm more interested in the 18-yr old friend in her NYC dorm.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 15:12 (twenty-one years ago)

i used to run outside of my apartment in boston and vomit when i was smashed so my wife wouldn't hear me.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

hands up if you've ever peed out your window

― s1ocki's hand goes up (slutsky), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 02:06 (twenty-one years ago)

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