Next on the agenda: I expect they'll be having dirty anal sex on my white couch.

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As an undergraduate I went to school with this kid named G14n; was friendly but not friends with him. He was a nice-enough guy, big partyer, but did a whole bunch of pretty hard drugs and burned himself out. Not the best conversationalist, not the most mature person I've known, not generally somebody I desperately desired to see again. At any rate, I last saw him as an undergraduate.

In the intervening years I've moved cross-country and now live with J4y, another undergraduate aquaintance. J4y doesn't have a job, real prospects of getting one, and drinks most of the day. His parents are wealthy, so he's basically a live-in bum. I've got little truck with him, as he's great with the bills and decently clean.

This afternoon I returned from a marathon editing session; and here's what I saw when I stepped in the door:

two empty bottles of wine
pair of unrecognized shoes
two plates of half-eaten food
CD player blaring
cigarette lighter with a smouldering roach in it
lit incense.
unlocked door
open window
no roommate.

Twenty mintutes later J4y arrived with G14n in tow, stoned and drunk. This would not bother me in the least, were it not for the following piece of information blurted by an unsober J4y: G14n will be living in my goddamn apartment for 'a while.' I would like to use this thread to post my immediate reaction: THIS IS NOT SOMETHING YOU FUCKING DO WITHOUT INFORMING YOUR ROOMMATE. I now live with a bum and a burnout. I don't dislike either of them, but -- and I intend this non-sacreligiously -- Holy Jesus Bluddy Fukkin Christ! I work extremely long hours, live very tidily, and really value the few quiet minutes I can spend in the apartartment. And those are no longer. This is all.

Crap, crap, crap, crap.

― ex-jeremy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 02:04 (nineteen years ago) link

This is why roomates are always a bad idea.

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 02:09 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah this just supports my decision to live alone. poor you jeremy!

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 02:11 (nineteen years ago) link

oh god this sucks so bad

i wish i had some advice

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 02:12 (nineteen years ago) link

i had a similar situation once; i was asked, but not really given much choice. she didn't pay rent and stayed for a month. she put her toenail clippings into little plastic bags and saved them. somehow i survived.

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 02:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Can you tell J4y he has to move out or anything? Or are you both on the lease/need him for his rent and bills? Cos like that really sucks, and if this other guy isnt going to contribute financially I'd just tell him to sod off.

Ive lost close friends over shared living situs tho because I have no qualms about bailing someone up over bills and cleaning and things so I might not be the best advice, heh.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 02:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Err, both on the lease... I don't want to start an argument yet - I figure if G14n stays for a day or two it's...okay. But if he's around by the end of the week, it's time for something drastic. Like harakiri.

― ex-jeremy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 02:24 (nineteen years ago) link

The best solution is to say "okay cool, just have him chip in with the rent so we split it three ways". If he says "no can do", tell him the fuker's gotta go.

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 02:25 (nineteen years ago) link

follow my lead soon, friend! I'm leaving my apartment in five days, I can't wait!

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 02:25 (nineteen years ago) link

not to jinx you or anything jeremy but in my experience "a while" means weeks or months in the vocab of bum-type persons. although maybe that's only the people i know

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 02:26 (nineteen years ago) link

No... this 'bum-type' is the kind who comes in, uses MY SOAP, MY SHAMPOO and MY TOWEL after having immediately arrived.

― ex-jeremy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 02:28 (nineteen years ago) link

I am so peeved that I've left grammar behind!

― ex-jeremy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 02:29 (nineteen years ago) link

At least he bathes. It could be worse.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 02:31 (nineteen years ago) link

he never said what he used them for. the soap and shampoo could be lube and the towel could be a 'receptacle'

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 02:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Good fuckin' god, man. I regret not being on AIM so you could vent, even if via keyboard. This sounds awful. I can only echo what's been said above about living alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 02:34 (nineteen years ago) link

haha! Those exclamation points were not intentional, the emobot took over my computer like the devil it is.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 02:35 (nineteen years ago) link

it's okay, reading the !!!!!!! is/are cathartic.

― ex-jeremy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 02:35 (nineteen years ago) link

mmm Head & Shoulders lube - "It tingles!"

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 02:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Anyway, this further settles in my mind that we must get you out for a drink on Sunday.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 02:39 (nineteen years ago) link

...yes... dear god...

― ex-jeremy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 02:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, check yer e-mail etc, more later.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 02:42 (nineteen years ago) link

(and milo... that's terrifying...)

also: look at the snafu by the base of the toilet: the hair would be bad enough on its own, but ... dear mother of pearl necklaces ... what is that brown crap http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/jcoombs/hair.jpg ?

― ex-jeremy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 02:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Dude, tell him that after a week he owes rent because your roomie didn't clear this with you.

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 02:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Hahah wow man, you would HATE visitng my house if you think that is dirty :(

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 02:46 (nineteen years ago) link

As someone who has had massive roommate troubles, I'd like to chime in with another "that fucking sucks, dude". It's such a horrible feeling to come to the place you go to escape the problems the world throws at you, only to have to deal with more crap there.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 02:48 (nineteen years ago) link

thanks, all.

(xpost)

Trayce - if it were my roommate's it wouldn't bother me as much. Or if it were mine (though this is, for a number of reasons, unlikely), I'd deal with it. But this. is. gross.

― ex-jeremy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 02:49 (nineteen years ago) link

so is your insurance policy likely to be voided when they stumble drunkenly off down the bottle shop leaving the door and window open, thus warmly inviting passersby to steal your stuff?

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 02:50 (nineteen years ago) link

likely, yes.

― ex-jeremy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 02:50 (nineteen years ago) link

you really have to ask how long he will be staying and insist he pays partial rent if it's longer than a few days. also, keep us updated on their antics

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 03:09 (nineteen years ago) link

ugh, will do. I am going to go clean the bathroom.

― ex-jeremy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 03:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Wield the 409 well.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 03:15 (nineteen years ago) link

You should take j4y aside at some point and let him know that it wasn't cool to simply inform you of a major change in your living situation. He probably did it that was because he knew exactly what would happen-- you'd feel like it was a fait accompli and you wouldn't say no. That's lame, and rude, and should never happen again.

― Laura E (laurae55), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 04:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Spray Glen-20 all up in his face and wait how long it takes him to ask WTF.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 04:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Or like, die.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 04:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Thing is about roommates is that there are two kinds. One will completely respect your needs as well and understand that certain types of behavior are not really polite, the other will at the very least take advantage of your good nature and hope that you won't call them on their transgressions and if you do, they'll resent you and make you feel like the "square" roomie.

I speak from experience, natch.

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 04:47 (nineteen years ago) link

yep i've been the guilt-tripped "square" roomie too. hence my refusal to share my abode, ever again. my home is my castle etc, i reckon it's unacceptable to have to put up with other people's crap there when i just want to go home and relax from my insanely busy life.

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 04:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Gear, you're totally OTM - I was worried about the resented, 'square' feeling, but the fact that you've pinned it so closely sorta indicates to me that this isn't a singular situation. And that makes me feel slightly better. Insofar as spraying Glen 20... not much of that around here; perhaps a half-dose of WD-40 would work as well? & Laura - I'm sure he did it because he knew I wouldn't be able to get mad - curses!

― ex-jeremy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 04:51 (nineteen years ago) link

(err, xpost, but the x'ed post was good too).

― ex-jeremy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 04:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Tell me about it - when I mentioned the fucked up friendship earlier, it was a formerly close friend who moved in with me, until the girl menagerie came into the picture - he had about 4 girls on the go and didnt bother mentioning to me "oh by the way, none of them know about each other, so stumm" - some of the girls in question were also friends. I had no idea, I just assumed they were all cool with the casual thang, so I made the mistake of mentioning something about one girl on LJ, another one read it, and the leavings verily struck the air-moving implement. Like it was my bloody fault he's a lying toerag.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 04:53 (nineteen years ago) link

My roommate is ok some of the time though I kinda feel like I've been pushed into my room lately. I despise her boyfriend, though, but I guess he's a lot better than the last guy she was with so I shouldn't be too upset. I really won't miss listening to them fuck when we split up, nor will I miss the smell of her raunchy farts and shoes. I'm always the square roommate.

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 04:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh. I guess my negative contribution is totally my gassiness. If he wants to wage roommate war, he could always just point out that I'm fulla more air than a dirigible.

― ex-jeremy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 04:57 (nineteen years ago) link

one of my soon-to-be-ex roommate's negative traits is her excessive gassiness, which makes her, um, "history" all the more nasty

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 05:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Sorta mushroom scented?

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 05:16 (nineteen years ago) link

I like to get back at roommates in subtle ways, sometimes in ways only I know about. For instance, I almost always piss in the sink here which seems fair.

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 05:18 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm secretly proud of the fact that all of my threads turn biological after a few legitimate posts.

― ex-jeremy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 05:23 (nineteen years ago) link

what if they just eat pussy in your closet jer

― Free the Bee (ex machina), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 05:26 (nineteen years ago) link

The worst is when you're the calm, well adjusted mid-point between a neurotic, tidy housemate and a demonic slob housemate and you have to put up with all of their excesses AND the constant passive-aggressive power struggle between the two.

― Michael Philip Philip Philip Annoyman (Ferg), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 05:50 (nineteen years ago) link

I solve all this by being a slob and living with one. Mind you this means we are about close to being on Today Tonight for being dug out of our flat or something, but hey.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 05:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Tell J4y that the other guy has to move out by the weekend. Tell him that's all there is to it, no buts, no arguments. Don't waver.

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 12:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Markelby OTM. I've been in this situation before. You need him out within a week. No ifs, no buts.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 12:14 (nineteen years ago) link

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Dan sorta said it better than I could. Really, having met him...the best I could say about him is that he was, at the time, inoffensive. You may read that a code word for 'bland,' there's no point in really talking much with him.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 05:33 (nineteen years ago) link

God, Jeremy, this is terrible. I don't know--is letting the wealthy parents know about the situation out of the question? I guess you'd probably have done this already if it would have helped any. And you do mention that he's not close to them. Oh well. Let me buy you a beer or five on Saturday.

― Arthur (Arthur), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 06:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Yay! I look forward to seeing you all - and getting out of my house - on Saturday.

― Remy (null) (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 06:57 (nineteen years ago) link

One of my roommates was re-born into the Spirit of the Lord™ during our time together. Luckily the worst I had to live through was hearing about how irresponsible homosexuals are. "Oh, I don't mean you. I mean all the other ones. Do you want to come to my Bible study tomorrow night?"

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 08:35 (nineteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Uh oh... I got a call from J4y in the middle of work today, with a message "Hey, just wanted you to know that G14n is coming, he'll be there around seven so could you please let him in?" Me: "For how long?" J4y: "He didn't say."

― Remy (x Jeremy), Monday, 28 March 2005 23:00 (nineteen years ago) link

How have you not smothered this guy in his sleep yet?

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 28 March 2005 23:03 (nineteen years ago) link

It comes in waves. He'll be great for three months and so something like this all-of-a-sudden for two nights, before being great again. Tonight there'll be a big argument, guaranteed. The problem is that I've decided it's easier to work when I'm quietly pissed-off rather than after there's been a big blow-out and there's slamming doors and bad attitudes all around. But maybe I'll surrupitiously record the argument and post it!

― Remy (x Jeremy), Monday, 28 March 2005 23:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Damn I see why you tolerated the guy, but it sounds like, at this point, being his mommy is only going to be worse for him, the guy needs responsibility, so don't tolerate it any more.

― -rainbow bum- (-rainbow bum-), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 00:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Remy, ya need to break the cycle.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 00:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Dude, if it goes on any longer, you're the problem, not him. (/out of line)

― Curious George Finds the Ether Bottle (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 01:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Hey dude, don't let ILX stop you from being a welcome mat the rest of your life.

Honestly I have plenty of trouble saying NO to people in lots of contexts so I understand that it isn't easy but honestly I have NEVER been so goddamn passive aggressive in a roommate situation. Jesus Fucking Christ, son, get a grip, stop writing about all this shit on the I Love Strangers Network and next time he says you're freaking out or being an asshole let him have it.

I haven't read this thread before and like, dude, holy shit you're a pushover. I would have more sympathy but... dude.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 29 March 2005 02:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Everytime I see this thread bob back up, I think to myself, "Oh, for fuck's sake."

I'm not saying for you not to update it, Remy, but update it by saying I KNOCKED THE FUCKERS OUT THE DOOR!

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 02:32 (nineteen years ago) link

So Remy... looks like I'll be needing a new roommate soon. I think you're my man. I'm totally inconsiderate and have a bunch of really annoying habits that you'll totally love. Whaddya say?

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 03:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Gaha!

G14n showed up an hour ago. He walks in the door (not knocking) and right into my room. He places two $20s on the desk and says "This is so you don't bitch. Me and my girl are here for two days." And he walks out. I move into the living room, and there's a HOT HOT HOT girl. She's HOT. And she's in my living room. She's vapid, too, but she's dressed revealingly.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 06:19 (nineteen years ago) link

throw money in face

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 06:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Jesus! Give the fucker back his twenties and kick him the fuck out! Don't take that shit! Tell him to take his escort and find a fuck pad somewhere else!

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 06:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Your life is about to get incredibly stupid if you don't start a confrontation right this minute.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 29 March 2005 06:23 (nineteen years ago) link

The guy was doing that to impress his ho in your own place. If you don't tear those twenties up and sprinkle them on his bloody gob (after you've smacked him), well I don't know what to say.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 06:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Man, you go right out there and sit across from that girl and start masturbating this fucking instant. It's your crib, you can do what you want. Two things will happen, both of them good: a) they'll both leave, b) he'll leave, she'll stay.

seriously, fucking hell, gah, enough already.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 06:30 (nineteen years ago) link

I told them that these were the following conditions to their staying, or to get the fuck out immediately:

$10.00/night/person paid in cash, in advance to me. Three nights max.

Nobody sleeps in the lounge.

If you use any X of mine in the fridge, you buy me a whole new brand-new X. Even if X is like a tablespoon of milk in coffee, you buy me a new gallon of unpasturized organic grade A milk.

I will not clean up after you [J4y, or J4y's friends]. But I will hire a maid to clean up after you [J4y or J4y's friends] and I will pay her with your [J4y] credit cards, savvy? Also, give me the credit cards in advance. [DONE!]

For every (x) hour after 12:00 you keep me awake by being loud, I will wake you (x) hours before 8:00 by being loud and watching TV at top volume in the lounge.

Finally: you will all sleep in J4y's room. All three of you. On the one twin-mattress on the floor. '(They were like "uhh.... okay...")

And agreed to all of the conditions. They were all drunk at the time, but none of them were the sort of pass-out drunk where I consider common-decency contracts null and void. So I decided to say: you must also spend the entire day out of the house tomorrow, and promise never to come back after this trip. I'm sick of your living in my house.

The room goes silent. G14n goes 'I thought you were joking' and I said 'fuck no.' and they all got up and left, like "We'll sleep on Meg's floor. She's way cooler. J4y, you come over there too. Dude, what a dick you are, Rems, man!" So I'm alone again, but I've got J4y's credit card.

And that should be that.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 06:37 (nineteen years ago) link

I hate that I'm a doormat, but when I try to stand-up for myself I either come off as whiny & insincere or totally dick-headed and arbitrary. See, I think if you spend your life taking more shit than you give, people are always surprised when you respond appropriately and feel you're being nasty/mean. The idea, as far as I've figured it, is to be constantly open about one's misanthropy, and never be in a situation where one has to defend shit.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 06:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah Rems, you're a dick. Congratulations. Here you go.
http://www.phantomranch.net/images/beads/namebadge_dick_03_small.jpg
"Semper dick-headed et arbitrary"

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 29 March 2005 06:45 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm seriously considering buying some shit on itunes w. J4y's credit card.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 06:47 (nineteen years ago) link

iTunes? oh jeez are you going to light him up for $1.98??? Doesn't he owe you $2K? J&R Music & Computer world, son.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 29 March 2005 06:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Hey, I do need a new monitor...

― Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 06:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Uhh Jer, despite everyone's hasslin' on you here, I know where you're coming from. Some of us dont find it easy to do a beatdown, especially on supposed friends. Yeah sure maybe we're doormats but it isnt easy. I hate having to lay down smacketh then feel like I'M the bitch the rest of the day.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 06:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Conversely some people seem to think everyone is a generous hippie..."yeah man, come and crash, here eat everything. Yo, bongwater spill, nah its ok, I'll clean it". ARGH.

I lost a v good friend in a situ very like this. I dealt with it badly but at the time I didnt know how else to handle it. He left owing me money and its taken some years for us to now be civil again. Meh. People are poo.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 07:00 (nineteen years ago) link

So what did you do, Remy, buy all the Criteirion DVDs ever? That'll set you back a few thousand -- or rather, set him back.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 12:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Ooh... she was up this morning, walking around the kitchen in just her (skimpy lime-green) undies. Hungover. I only met her last night, but she was well-familiar with me and hung on my arm when I offered her coffee.

Otherwise... I'm just keeping J4y's credit card for an opportune moment, since he has no idea where it is and is too inept to report it stolen.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 19:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Maybe you should share the credit card # with ILE. Since we've all been so supportive and given you such great advice.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 19:06 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't know that I would advocate doing anything that would get you arrested (like, say, credit card fraud) but you could totally call the credit card company and say you have Random Person's card, give them the info off of it and get it cancelled.

Also, it is imperative that you hit it with hot girl. On the couch.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 19:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Share her with us too.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 19:09 (nineteen years ago) link

For real Jer, even with all this crazy shit going on, still no one has had dirty anal sex on your white couch yet.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 19:15 (nineteen years ago) link

i can't see how one can have "clean" anal sex.. i mean. you're stabbing at poo

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 19:23 (nineteen years ago) link

You've never heard of using a milk enema during foreplay?

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 19:37 (nineteen years ago) link

When I am curled up in the foetal position tonight and gibbering to myself, my ask will ask me "What's wrong with you?" and all I'll be able to say is "YOU'RE STABBING AT POO".

― The Ghost of Phrase Of Nightmares (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 19:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Don't you mean your wife will wife you?

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 19:42 (nineteen years ago) link

YOU'RE STABBING AT POO

― The Ghost of It's Starting Already (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 19:48 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...

I just lobbed a kitchen bag full of water at a couple having sex in the backseat of a car behind my building. Sadly the digital camera is broken or we would have taken pictures as it happened.
No word on if it was anal sex.

― Rufus 3000 (Mr Noodles), Saturday, 28 May 2005 21:42 (eighteen years ago) link

what's wrong with sex?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 28 May 2005 21:43 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah man.. it's not as if he did it at the backseat of YOUR car.

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 28 May 2005 21:46 (eighteen years ago) link

It wasn't his parking spot.

― Rufus 3000 (Mr Noodles), Saturday, 28 May 2005 21:47 (eighteen years ago) link

I haven't read this thread since it reappeared (until now) and I am convulsing with giggles at the "stabbing at poo" thing. I am giggling just typing it, and it's not even really *that* funny, but there is something about the phrase "stabbing at poo" that is really really getting to me right now.

― ailsa (ailsa), Saturday, 28 May 2005 21:50 (eighteen years ago) link

HATER (xpost)

― Community Cornerstone (deangulberry), Saturday, 28 May 2005 21:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Don't fuck 10 feet away from me while my patio window is open.

― Rufus 3000 (Mr Noodles), Saturday, 28 May 2005 21:59 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm going to.

― Community Cornerstone (deangulberry), Saturday, 28 May 2005 22:03 (eighteen years ago) link

You won't, but that's alright.

― Rufus 3000 (Mr Noodles), Saturday, 28 May 2005 22:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Start filling that bag, bro.

― Community Cornerstone (deangulberry), Saturday, 28 May 2005 22:11 (eighteen years ago) link

But that's what he was doing to get us to this point in the first place.

― Rufus 3000 (Mr Noodles), Saturday, 28 May 2005 22:18 (eighteen years ago) link

You should have applauded and held up a sign saying 7.0

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 29 May 2005 04:09 (eighteen years ago) link

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