Eeeek! I just went onto OKCupid, and my 77% match (top within 50 miles of me) works downstairs in my office!

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How weird is that?

Relationship by democracy - tell me what to do.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 12:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Ask them out?

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 12:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Post their profile here!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 12:52 (twenty-one years ago)

well i thought that went without saying!!

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 12:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Half of my top local matches seem to post here. 'Tis mental.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 12:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you already know this person?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 12:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know her, no. I didn't really pay much attention, then I looked closely at the photo and clicked on it to make it big, and she works downstairs!

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=2589370420935603946

Sub_V Oxford (0 miles)

28/f, straight. 5' 10" (1.77m). SINGLE. Last login: Sep 18
We have a very good understanding of Sub_V.
Tell-a-friend: http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=2589370420935603946

Match: 77% Friend: 80%
Compared to females her age:She's more independent

She's less old-fashioned

She's less organized

She's hornier
She's less moral
She's less ambitious
She's more pessimistic

My self-summary:

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Condense my entire existance into a couple of paragraphs? Ummmmm, maybe later when I'm really bored...

What I'm doing with my life:
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I'm supposed to do stuff with it!?!?!

The SIX things I could never do without:
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Cigarettes (yes, I'm aware of the irony), Coffee, Bed, Music, Sunshine, Stars.

You should message me if:
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That's what the little voice in your head is saying.

Comments About Me:
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None so far. Write a comment.

I am ethereal

, laconic

and chewy

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Looking For: Friends, Long Term Dating, Short Term Dating, Activity Partners, Penpals Drinker: Often
Education: Dropped out of college/university Smoker: Yes
Job: Other Drugs: Sometimes
Income: N/A Children: Dislikes children
Sign: Cancer; its fun to think about Pets: Likes dogs and likes cats
Religion: N/A
Ethnicities: White
Languages: English (fluent)
Sub_V: 360 questions
stigoftdump: 533 questions
Intersection: 228 questions
Matching: 93% effective

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 13:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha, she's my top match as well. With 81%. I'm prepared to fight you for this one.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 13:10 (twenty-one years ago)

ROUND ONE

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 21 September 2004 13:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah fan-bloody-tastic. I find a top match, and I've got a fellow ILXor trying to duel me for her.

I'm sure being nearest, I get 1st dibs.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 13:16 (twenty-one years ago)

But she's 'hornier' and 'less moral'. I reckon you're both in with a shot.

― Craig Gilchrist, Tuesday, 21 September 2004 13:18 (twenty-one years ago)

*glove slap*

Pistols at dawn, ye vile cad.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 13:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah shit, she's "less old-fashioned" than me. I doubt this is likely to impress. I suppose I'll have to take my britches back to the shop, won't I?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 13:27 (twenty-one years ago)

She looks like my friend's best friend!! I agree though - ti's clear you'll both get a bone. Maybe Johnney can go first (he did find her, after all, and the photocopying room is closer than Matt's shagpad), and Matt can make do with sloppies.

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 13:29 (twenty-one years ago)

It;s advice like this which bought me here.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 13:32 (twenty-one years ago)

She's a lurker.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 21 September 2004 13:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought the definition of lurkers was that they don't leave any trace of their presence. How do YOU know?

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

It's only fair that Johnney goes first, unless maybe Matt pays him some kind of "finder's fee"...

― Craig Gilchrist, Tuesday, 21 September 2004 13:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Come on Matt, a dowry is required. Pay up.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 13:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Thinking about it she's "less moral". I think you're BOTH first...

― Craig Gilchrist, Tuesday, 21 September 2004 13:50 (twenty-one years ago)

'less moral' != 'filthy slapper'

Worse luck.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

With any luck she might just be a violent psychopath.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought the definition of lurkers was that they don't leave any trace of their presence. How do YOU know?
-- Johnney B (john.barlo...), September 21st, 2004 2:41 PM. (later)

TOMBOT's already had first dips, obv.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Can we have a review, Tom?

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Well I match her 87% so ner.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

she and i are 69% wahey!!! ;;;; ) hubba hubba

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh god, everyone's gonna have a go at her now. She won't know what hit her.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 06:09 (twenty-one years ago)

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