What's Ne dRagget's Story?

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― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

hint: Hippie?

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

He looks hippyish.

― Sean, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

he's actually...

KORN!

― fo sheezy, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

he looks soemnwhat smug in his picture, but he seems full of peppy power

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ned is fine by me, as- despite hippie hair- he hath DRONEROCK tendencies, which make everything alright. Do not let's start on the differentiations between neo-psychedelic and hippie or someone will be getting out their copy of the Terrascope sooner or later!

― Ugly Wife, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

what woudl a fourth dimensioal Ned look like?

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm not sure, but my god, can you imagine how a 4th Dimensional Ned would SHED?!?!?

― Ugly Wife, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

what if Ned found out his nipples were in the fifth dimension but his toes were only two dimensional?

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If Moses supposes his toeses were roses, then Moses supposes erroneously? (say ten times fast)

― Ugly Wife, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Where is Ned, btw? In fact, where are most of the regulars? I'm starting to feel lonely.

― Sean, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Don't worry Sean. I'm near

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ned is nice; i is harldy regular

― Geoff, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Wha t's You r Stor y, Mik e?

― Brian MacDonald, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hippies don't wash, wear muddy jeans and used to follow Phish around because the Dead weren't anymore. For these three reasons a hippie I am not. But I like all the attention, do please feed my ego. ;-)

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ned, we went to the same high school! Little did you know, one of my (former) friends is now in litigation with said institution. I am actually giving a deposition next month. Yeah for high school!

― Timothy, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Howard Stern wants to be him. Check out recent shows if you don't believe me -- he has changed hair and glasses to look more like Ned!

― Nicole, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

At least, people will ask him if he looks like me instead of the other way around.

And Timothy -- well, *that's* freaking bizarre. Do I know you or your family? Coronado's a small town! And who's yer friend or former friend or whatever?

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ned told me a story once and I laughed so much that rasperry soda pop came out my nose. I request that Ned tells us all a story, preferably about a catfish.

― rainy, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That Korn guy is cool, but he's no Chen Kenichi.

― Kim, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ah yes... *takes temporary novel break*

One time Carrie the Catfish found herself burbling amongst the weeds that grew out of Zingle Pond, waving up through the slightly stagnant water towards the rather moist sun that shone fitfully through the heavy clouds that seemed to lurk above. Tim Turtle sat down on a rock near where she swam.

"What news, Carrie?"

"I'm wet. Why do fish have to be wet?"

"Because they live in water. Weirdo." Tim snorted and swam off, leaving Carrie feeling confused and annoyed.

"If I can't get turtles to sympathize with me, what hope for my species?"

The sun continued to shine slimily above.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

And then what happened??? Dont stop please.

― Mr Noodles, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I wonder if Ned Ragget is dice?

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

(What's the story) Raggett Glory?

― DG, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ned makes his bed every morning, even if he's late.

― rainy, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

DG and rainy need to mate on Ned's head.

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

you do.

― rainy, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

no, YOU do!

― Mike Hanle y, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Not enough room, surely.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

don't make me hit you hanle y.

and i really wanna hear some of KORN's music. it's probably horrible retro-kitsch like most japanese pop i've heard, but damn if he doesn't look cool.

― jess, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I wanna know more about Carrie the Catfish! If Ned doesn't write it, then I will!

― james, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ned Can't concentrate if you hypnotise him with your shoulders, swaying back and fro wiggly

― Mike Hanle y, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I like the idea that Carrie the Catfish is the new icon. FINE FINE. I will write some more tonight.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yay! I wanna know the secret origin of Carrie the Catfish!

― james, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Wait until Chad the Catfish comes in, he's suave.

― rainy, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I prefer Rainy the catcall

― Mike Hanle y, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I prefer Hanle y catfood

― rainy, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hanl ey you will not be allowed to bathe in the headling light of my cockc.

― Brian MaCdonad, Saturday, 17 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

headling? ling ling?

― Mike Hanle y, Saturday, 17 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It is telling that Brian needs the influence of Demon Drink to approach levels of Hanle yness that comes to the man himself without effort.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 17 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I liked the "I could totally hug you right now" comment on the ile nominations page myself. How Tunia Flambe!

I could totally hug Brian right now. Like, totally.

― Nicole, Saturday, 17 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Brian is indeed filled with love, and it is this which makes us care for him so. :-) The poor boy, he'll deny ever posting what he did when he wakes up, assuming he hasn't stayed up all night with his new friend Jim Beam.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 17 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Engelbert the Eel could be the high school teacher...geddit school of fish?...haha groan.

― james, Saturday, 17 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ol' Mr. Beam never even made me breakfast this morning... the tramp! (ugg ugg ugg... hello, world)

― Brian MacDonald, Saturday, 17 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hello there. You were enjoyed last night, my friend.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 17 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am made of mostly power

― Mike Hanle y, Saturday, 17 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

How does one keep power moist?

― Brian MacDonald, Sunday, 18 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

the power needs only artificial sweeteners to function...it is a sperm ark, and not afreia to swik.

― Mike Hanle y, Sunday, 18 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I heard you can keep a human brain alive by soaking it in Windex.

― Brian MacDonald, Sunday, 18 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

are you saying Ned is a wnidex?

― Mike Hanle y, Sunday, 25 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well, I'm not blue, so no.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 25 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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