JESS IN ACTION

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http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1930110898.01._PE34_PIdp-schmoo2,TopRight,7,-26_SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

A further close-up of that saucy image.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 24 September 2004 16:54 (twenty-one years ago)

LOOK INSIDE!

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Friday, 24 September 2004 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

How's your father?

― Nemo (JND), Friday, 24 September 2004 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

There isn't a picture on the web that can't be captioned with the phrase "WHERE THE TITTIES AT???" (picture thread)

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Friday, 24 September 2004 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

This is the only book available on the subject, and while the explanations run smoothly, feeling comfortable with Jess will take some time. That said, you should do it; you'll (eventually) be glad you did.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 24 September 2004 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

jess has such dainty feet

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 24 September 2004 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

and pretty hair

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 24 September 2004 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

god i'm lonely

adam, hold me?

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 24 September 2004 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm lonely too, mark

yes, i will

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 24 September 2004 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

*masturbates aggressively*

― oops (Oops), Friday, 24 September 2004 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

now it all comes out

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 24 September 2004 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

ouch, unintentional pun

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 24 September 2004 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

6 of 7 people found the following thread helpful

― zebedee (zebedee), Friday, 24 September 2004 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

it just got weird (xpost)

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 24 September 2004 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.deboekenplank.nl/naslag/aut/j/jones_jv/jones_jv_harvell_1_1997_1.jpg

― teh pow! (blueski), Friday, 24 September 2004 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

googling 'jess' is teh hawtness, i have just found

― teh pow! (blueski), Friday, 24 September 2004 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Here is the strongest Rhino on Earth!

― TOMBOT, Friday, 24 September 2004 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Jess in Acton!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 24 September 2004 17:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Jess inaction

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Friday, 24 September 2004 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)

wtf

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 24 September 2004 20:14 (twenty-one years ago)

HAHA!

*falls under table w/keyboard & everything*

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 24 September 2004 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

If you are interested in using Jess as a possible solution to your business needs then this book is a virtual necessity. I couldn't imagine trying to use Jess without this book.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 24 September 2004 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I am going to suggest we use Jess at work now.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Friday, 24 September 2004 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Jess itself consists of a rule language, a runtime engine which supports forward and limited backward-chaining, and APIs for integration with Java.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 24 September 2004 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

JEss itself consists of bone, muscle, an unhealthy portion of fat, organs, skin, and less hair than before.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 24 September 2004 20:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I couldn't imagine trying to use Jess without this book.

So it's always lights on lovemaking for Jess's first-timers I assume. So they can read the handy little index and find the pages which show what to nibble/lick/stroke and in what order for maximum performance.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 24 September 2004 20:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I think he would integrate very nicely with our Java. We could put him in the corner and get him to perve at indie girls with big arses.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Friday, 24 September 2004 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Jess!! Now with less hair!!

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 24 September 2004 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

The problem with these books is that I always buy them and give up after the first few chapters. I would prefer that Jess remained something of a mystery to me and as such i will leave Jess to the experts.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 24 September 2004 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

jess is a self-propigating system.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 24 September 2004 20:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Plus you know they'll update Jess soon enough and then we'll all have to start all over again, at least until something better comes along.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 24 September 2004 20:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Still...that cover.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 24 September 2004 20:27 (twenty-one years ago)

you suggestin' nu-jess 'll be bettah than the ol' un?

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 24 September 2004 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I would not have even known of this book's existence had it not arrived today for Reserves for a computing class. I was duly astonished.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 24 September 2004 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

old skool jess, all the way.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 24 September 2004 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I cannot even imagine what a nu-jess would be like.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Friday, 24 September 2004 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

*hugglez*

― jess 2.0 (dubplatestyle), Friday, 24 September 2004 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Jess 2.0 wouldn't get cancelled.

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Friday, 24 September 2004 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I heard it has lotsa bugs.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 24 September 2004 20:32 (twenty-one years ago)

and a great scene where someone yells "SEND IN THE LOGIC PROBE!"

― Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Saturday, 25 September 2004 07:12 (twenty-one years ago)

http://southsidecallbox.com/images/nedmouse.jpg

― Cripps Pink (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 27 September 2004 02:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned Mouse Breaks Away by Tim Wynne-Jones, pictures by Dušan Petričić. Groundwood Books, 2003. ISBN 0-88899-474-5. Ages 7-9.

Ned Mouse has been jailed for writing "the government is unfair to mice" in his spinach. He makes several unsuccessful attempts to escape, and after years of despair, finally devises a brilliant plan to outwit the jailer, with hilarious results. This book, with its short snappy chapters and amusing illustrations to complement the text, had children laughing out loud. The humorous and suspenseful story is easy enough to read for the age group, but the character and messages in the book of freedom, resilience of spirit and determination provide a multi-layered novel--ideal for young readers.

― Cripps Pink (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 27 September 2004 02:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I'M ON THE RUN AGAINST THE OPPRESSORS.

Somewhere
Out there
Beneath the pale moonlight

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 27 September 2004 02:16 (twenty-one years ago)

surely you mean 'pa-(strangled squeal/gulp)-yeel moonlight'

― darragh.mac (darragh.mac), Monday, 27 September 2004 02:20 (twenty-one years ago)

But of course.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 27 September 2004 02:24 (twenty-one years ago)

This is when I point out this link, right?

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Monday, 27 September 2004 04:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Ally is best for girls who aren't big yet, but desperately want to be--any child 5 to 9 years old would totally dig her. (It takes a bit of know-how to change memory cards and press various buttons--and Ally has small, pointed objects in her bag of tricks that could injure or choke toddlers.) Check out the Ethnic Amazing Ally as well.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Monday, 27 September 2004 04:45 (twenty-one years ago)

- and Ally has small, pointed objects in her bag of tricks -

which are exactly what, Ally?

― {Sand in the [vaseline} on the lens] (x Jeremy), Monday, 27 September 2004 04:47 (twenty-one years ago)

perfect.

― Cripps Pink (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 27 September 2004 05:02 (twenty-one years ago)

you'd never guess what I get when I enter "Jeremy" and "toy" into google...

― {Sand in the [vaseline} on the lens] (x Jeremy), Monday, 27 September 2004 05:06 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.dolllover.com/DollImages/jodymib.jpg

and the african-american version:

http://www.mygrannysatticantiques.com/assets/images/bp17zpgt.jpg

― Cripps Pink (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 27 September 2004 05:13 (twenty-one years ago)

http://i2.ebayimg.com/03/i/02/7b/8b/6f_1_b.JPG

― Cripps Pink (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 27 September 2004 05:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I Have Had Amazing Ally A Couple Of Years. At First I Never Realized How Helpful This Wonderful Doll Could Be. But Now Ally Can Really Help Out In Thinking and Comprehinshion Skills.She Actually Helps Out Around This Household. If I Could Bring This
wonderful Doll To School I Certaintely Would.It's A Must!!!!

Yeah. Looks like it did your comprehension skills good, WTF is with Every Letter Capitalised!? And the idea of a doll helping out around the house is giving me the fear. What is it, Chucky?

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 27 September 2004 05:48 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://store1.yimg.com/I/dollsanddarlings_1811_16257720

31" in height

Tracy porcelain doll with long brown hair and blue eyes. Lovely costume with layer in white and shades of rose and pink. Beautiful exotic flowers accent her two piece dress. Breather (open nostrils).

"Breather"!??!!

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 27 September 2004 05:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, you could be the last trace of the master race
The Nazis really send you to another place
Still you can't stop it
You can't stop Jess in action

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 27 September 2004 12:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahah. Toddprog to the rescue.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 27 September 2004 13:45 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

Ah yes.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 28 August 2006 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

wtf ned

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Monday, 28 August 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

I just remembered this thread randomly today.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 28 August 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

always on yr mind

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Monday, 28 August 2006 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.swr3.de/__pix/cover/500x435/2512.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 28 August 2006 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

vas?

― kingfish high command (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 28 August 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

WE WANT BRO SEX

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 28 August 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

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