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I hate this Friday afternoon ILX lull, when all the Brits are gone and the Americans are trying to frantically finish up work for the weekend or have left early or are catnapping in their hammocks. It feels like we've given up. So I just want to say, DON'T GIVE UP THE FIGHT. It may be Friday afternoon, but there's still two hours of work left for me, and god knows how much left for those West-Coasters, and we need ILX to get it through it. THIS IS A CALL FOR QUANTITY, NOT QUALITY. As the thread category says, ABJECT STUPIDITY.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 24 September 2004 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.e-rauction.com/c02a5fa0.jpg

― Cripps Pink (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 24 September 2004 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

soooooooooo bored. but I commandeered the office jukebox so now we're all grooving to the superfly soundtrack and shit.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 24 September 2004 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://www.jocofiredist2.org/lyle%20beets.jpg

http://toto.lib.unca.edu/exhibits/blowers/images/3%20hanging%20beets.jpg

   the beet is the most intense of vegetables
   the radish admittedly is more feverish
   but the fire of the radish is a cold fire
   the fire of discontent not of passion
   tomatoes are lusty enough
   yet there runs through tomatoes an undercurrent of
   frivolity
   beets are deadly serious
   the beet is a melancholy vegetable
   the one most willing to suffer
   you can't squeeze blood out of a turnip . . .
   the beet is the murderer returned to the scene of the crime
   the beet is what happens when the cherry finishes with the carrot
   the beet is the ancient ancestor of the autumn moon
   bearded buried all but fossilized
   the dark green

― kephm (kephm), Friday, 24 September 2004 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I have AT LEAST 5 hours left. up your midwestern bum

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 24 September 2004 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Up there, it's THEIR time. But down here, down here it's our time. IT'S OUR TIME DOWN HERE!

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 24 September 2004 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't say die, Goonies never say die!

But I'm not a Goonie!

Oh...oh yeah.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 24 September 2004 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

http://medmeta.dyndns.org/dfc/317.gif

"poop holds the tent wher it is"

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Friday, 24 September 2004 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Two and a half hours left, and then whether to decide to be lazy and skip the Mouse on Mars/Junior Boys show in Milwaukee or not.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 24 September 2004 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

nick you must be even more bored than i am! an amazing feat.

― amateur!!st, Friday, 24 September 2004 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I like this time. This is usually the time when ILX gets silly.

― Kerry (dymaxia), Friday, 24 September 2004 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I find these Reese's Pieces w/ peanuts redundant.

― Dale Panopticalis (cprek), Friday, 24 September 2004 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm fighting off an urge to go sequester a screwdriver from IT, open my keyboard to both clean it and see if there's any forensic proof that my predecessors' DNA was consistent with Homo Sapiens'.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 24 September 2004 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I have 4 and 39 minutes. I AM A SAD BASTARD.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 24 September 2004 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Reese's pieces with peanuts? Redundant, perhaps, but intriguing.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 24 September 2004 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

a friendly reminder from the hong kong food and environmental hygiene department:

http://www.fehd.gov.hk/safefood_2/images/season_tips/coralfish_e.jpg

― Cripps Pink (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 24 September 2004 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

*takes notes*

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 24 September 2004 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Someone put a hamburger in the scanner.

― Dale Panopticalis (cprek), Friday, 24 September 2004 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, fine.

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― TOMBOT, Friday, 24 September 2004 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay see saying I AM A SAD BASTARD is way funnier than sayin something is sad bastard _________.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 24 September 2004 19:02 (twenty-one years ago)

fucking image dimension checker.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 24 September 2004 19:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Tell Luke I said what's up? Is coming to Lex this weekend for Nick's wedding? I know Josh is coming..

― Dale Panopticalis (cprek), Friday, 24 September 2004 19:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I am bored, I am not hungry but I'm thinking about walking to the sub joint down the hall and buying a cookie. To eat.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 24 September 2004 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Should I go see the Big Boi concert at Purdue? Have to reserve my place in the ticket lottery soon if I do.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 24 September 2004 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

This has been making me laugh.

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2004/20040804l.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 24 September 2004 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll pass it on. He did say something about a wedding tomorrow but I think he's going to one in Virginia Beach, not Lexington. Tell Josh we need to see more of him, I know that motherfucker has a phone. We hung out more before he started getting paid!

― TOMBOT, Friday, 24 September 2004 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm alarmed that the boy on the book cover JBR posted looks 12.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 24 September 2004 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)

TOM OWNZOR.

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Friday, 24 September 2004 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm alarmed as well.

― Cripps Pink (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 24 September 2004 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)

WE'RE IN THE HOME STRETCH NOW, TEAM! WIN THIS ONE FOR THE GIPPER!

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 24 September 2004 20:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I GET SENT HOME EARLY AND HIM NOW CHILLIN WITH MY HAND IN MY PANTS LIKE MY MAN AL BUNDY, SUCKA

― oops (Oops), Friday, 24 September 2004 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON ILX, LOSER?

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 24 September 2004 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

BRAGGING. DUH.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 24 September 2004 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't you touch this screen with that hand, young man!

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 24 September 2004 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't buy the cookie.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 24 September 2004 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

And I really feel like I should work late to get some shit done, but probably won't.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 24 September 2004 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha, my workday finished SEVEN HOURS AGO, har har!

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 24 September 2004 21:01 (twenty-one years ago)

n/a - TIME TO GO HOME!!

― Kerry (dymaxia), Friday, 24 September 2004 21:03 (twenty-one years ago)

goodbye midwest!
http://monpa.golfcross.com/dwc/images/sabine.gif

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 24 September 2004 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Political Song For R. Kelly To Sing #1: The Valley
By manthony m1cc1o

looking
I'm looking at you over there
underneath the chandelier
everybody's sighing
and the smile
the smile I seebetween your thighs
leaves me left without a care
oh, to be down where...

we can sing in the valley
dance through the field
plow for the harvest
all will be revealed
when I sing in the valley
dance through your field
plow for the harvest
let nothing be concealed
from love

(trumpet solo)

waiting
I'm waiting by the telephone
nibbling on toblerone
to stop myself from crying
i need you
to tell me when you're coming home
these hands they have nowhere to roam
so come and say "shalom"

so we can sing in the valley
dance through the field
plow for the harvest
all will be revealed
when I sing in the valley
dance through your field
plow for the harvest
let nothing be concealed
from love

I wait, I wait for you so pure of heart
you'd come to me if you were smart
I'll give you what the world needs
I'll give you what the world needs

and what the world needs is to sing in the valley
dance through the field
plow for the harvest
all will be revealed
when I sing in the valley
dance through your field
plow for the harvest
let nothing be concealed
from love
from love
from love

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 24 September 2004 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

omg omg mookieproof please tell me where you got that animated dancing with cats thing!!!

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Friday, 24 September 2004 21:27 (twenty-one years ago)

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