I like my post office because like the laundromat, it's open 24 hours a day. Even on Columbus Day. You go in there in the thick of summer and enjoy so much free air-conditioning that you may even pass out. One day, I'll host a clandestine after-hours party at my post office where we'll play slot-lotto on the stamp-vending machine and weigh ourselves on the digital scale. Right before the cops come, we'll steal all of the AOL CD's and use the cases for our CDR-GO! compiliations. It's going to be cool, I tells ya.
― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Sunday, 26 September 2004 06:48 (twenty-one years ago)